At what point of the dinner should i make my server aware that

when you whip your micropenis out and piss on the floor, you tool

:)

>>8753396
after you learn to spell notable

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>>8753396
you should put it on your allergy card so you can inform them immediately

Right at the very beginning so they can make your food extra special for you.

>>8753405
It's weird now knowing i read it as notible and to realize how fucked it was actually written in rereading

>>8753425
>rereading

>>8753413
I can't eat nuts/beans and I just tell them, but I imagine if you had that many allergies then the card would be better than going through a verbal list every time and expecting the waiter to remember it.

>>8753405
As a notabltable yelper i give your post 1 stars out of a possible 5, condesending

>>8753413
Honestly, I'm a waiter and I would love it if people had these because I could take it right to the chef. I work in a restaurant that advertises our ability to work around allergies, so we get some serious fucking kooks.

>>8753396
I'll shove your smartphone up your ass if I see you writing a review of my restaurant over a paragraph long at my table.

>>8753779
>my restaraunt

>server

Over bearing, smug; possible 2 out of 5 stars

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>>8753413

>Bulleted list with bullets on left
>Text is aligned to right side

ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE DESIGN

>>8753396
start