You've just purchased a sandwich from the vending machine.

the one on the left because i'm unfamiliar with it but i know franks is trash

I'd open both of them and see which one goes better with whatever kind of sandwich I bought; probably neither.

>>8752040
I choose to eat the sandwich without hot sauce.

>>8752055
Overcome by your own lack of imagination, you die where you sit.

>>8752057
Someone should for sure write a d&d campaign that is just a regular day in a cubicle farm

>>8752040
Both, obviously. Those vending machine styrofoam sandies can use all the flavor they can get.

>>8752068
I use the hot sauce packets to make a ranged attack against the flourescent lights, then make a dexterity check to see if I can eat the sandwich before dying.

Frank's is just barely hotter so probably Frank's

>>8752040
Siracha, anything else can be a bit too spicy for a tongue

i just realized i have only ever had texas pete hot sauce on top of a gas station fried burrito

>>8752040
Texas Pete is better than meme sauce.

I've never had a job where I had the luxury of buying stuff from a vending machine and sitting down to enjoy it :(

For me its much chicken haha

I choose Crab Nicholson sauce instead

>>8752050
You're in for a show because Texas Pete is basically slightly better tobasco, I like Texas Pete and franks and most other sauces but if you don't like franks you probably won't like petes

>>8754739
>tobasco
I see this spelling here quite often, is it a regional thing?

>vending machine

Just kill me - clearly I have nothing left to live for anyway.

>>8754743
No, it's just idiots who can't spell.

It's no different than shit like:

>hey guy's I got some shrimp's and some other thing's I want to cook when my friend's coming over. And idea's how I shoul'd coo'k th'e shrimp's

>>8754743
maybe they're russians
in russian O is often pronounced as A

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>>8752040
I reach into my bag and pull out my bottle of pic related.

>>8755482

Is this something people really do? Carry around bottles of condiments with them?

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Why, look what I got on my keychain!

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>>8755489