Is there anything worse than burning your tongue on your food/drink?

it's sort of worth it when all the skin finally sloughs off like snek

Biting into a metal utensil as if it were food and feeling that sharp pain burst through your teeth

>>8748338
Having sensitive teeth is a billion times worse then burning my tongue. I regularly burn my tongue on tea/soup but nothing is worse then the weird feeling that you get from eating something after not having eaten in a while. Like your mouth/teeth/jaw whatever isn't prepared for food at the moment.

>>8748338
>i'm so fat i shove food into my gob without thinking

you deserve everything that happens to you and even more

>>8748543
someone my sister went to university with drank something so hot it burned her upper g.i. tract and an ambulance was called

>>8748570
That was my ejaculate

>>8748338

Biting your cheek and having to deal with a bloody taste and a little piece of flesh dangling off it and trying not to look like a retard trying to get that flap of skin off

>>8748338
Biting in something hard when you thought it would be soft

Biting on your cheek or tongue

Forgetting to properly control the temperature of your soup-filled spoon in company so you have to choose between pouring it in your mouth like a savage or viciously burning your lips

>>8748338
>be me
>be working abroad
>preparing to go out
>groom the shit out of my body
>missing a tongue scraper
>see a unused bic razor
>whatcanpossiblygowrong.webm
>literally skinned my tongue
that was by far the most idiotic idea I ever had

>>8748338
My wife's fish was on FIRE last night after she finished her period.

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>>8749547
are you fuckin retarded bro?

>>8749567
well in my defense it did scrape but sadly not only the coating of my tongue