What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? >bud light platinum

Chamomile tea. Plain.

Water.
I think I might go eat some pickled jalapenos, I don't have anything else in my kitchen.

>>8739982
Fried eggs on a toasted bagel, with OJ. About to get some coffee. Midnight breakfast is the best. Second breakfast is good too, but it's better at night-- everything's quiet, gentle breeze outside. Getting ready to do my night owl things. Comfy things.

I am drinking a raw pu'er tea.

>>8739982
I have a bottle of water, just ate some spinach dip for dinner

>>8739994
Literally?

>>8740038
I SAID RIGHT NOW! Not ten years ago.

>>8740020
That'll get your cholesterol up in no time friend.

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>>8740049
There's nothing wrong with having three breakfasts a day.

Goldpeak peach tea. Might brew something real if I get off my ass soon

>>8740066
WTF DELET THIS

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>>8740066
Only in J.R.R Tolkien's books is that acceptable.

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having a nice chilled bottle of real canadian eau de source naturelle

>>8740066
>>8740076
Yeah, considering they have literal magic and could be killed by monsters at any moment. I don't think cholesterol is high on their priorities.

A glass of cranberry juice with tums chasers.

>>8740069
What's real to you?

>>8740076
We begin our day with something quick to prepare: maybe juice or tea, a cereal bar or instant oats. There's lots of yawning and grumbles. After we've got our bearings we go for the fry up. Varies wildly, but always fatty. Then we don't have breakfast again until the dead of night. You might ask, "what about lunch?" We don't believe in lunch. Lunch is a conspiracy. A light dinner is all. Something savory to hold us over until third breakfast. That's the way to do it. Don't you believe the deli man's lies.

>>8740100
What are you on your period? Jokes aside, that better be not be from concentrate or "cocktail juice".

>>8740105
I suppose you mean tomatoes tomato. That's too much dishes for me m9.

>>8739982
Roast Beef and Pepper Jack on Sourdough, an Orange and a tall glass of Milk

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>>8740107
>that better be not be from concentrate or "cocktail juice".

...what's wrong with that?

>>8740146
It's literally sugar and natural flavors but whatevs.

strawberry fruit ice bar thing
corn chibs (chips but spelled retarded)
water
loose cheerios (as opposed to bound, which are a bit too kinky for right before bed)
cottage cheese

>>8740161
>aldi

>>8740120
I'll be getting some roast beef later from muh wife if you catch my drift.

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>>8740179

>>8740120
>>8740179
>>8740196
it'll be sour, she's got a yeast infection

>>8740104
Loose leaf or tea bag

>>8740210
Loose leaf if you're up for the experience. Bag if you want a quickie. Which type?

>>8740202
Hey man as long as she handles your oranges well and drinks that milk, ya should be in for a good time

>>8740230
True. Definitely not up for that sourdough this week. Too much bad yeast.

Kale with garlic and cumin seed and a glass of barley tea.

Oven chips w/ mushy peas and lemonade

>>8740254
Pita?

Natty ice mother trucker.

>>8740241
I baked kale once in the oven. Not bad stuff but quite the hassle.

>>8740348
Did you start with prewashed/precut? I don't mind the fuss of cleaning most vegetables, but kale is annoying to clean. I don't think precut is even that much more expensive than whole, once you account for the tough bottom stems.

boogers

>>8740582
Washing is a hassle and cooking is hectic as I make a lot if I plan to bake Kale.

>>8740604
>>8740582
kale sucks