What's the proper way to eat live grubs and other such insects?

doesnt matter which end goes in first, they wont bite most of the time

>>8738641
Eat it whole.

>>8738675
>>8738682
What sauces compliment their natural taste the BEST?

>>8738697
Mustard, relish and sport peppers, but never EVER ketchup.

>>8738641
The only way to eat grubs is medium rare but real men know to eat it rare. Real nords eat it alive because we're beyond your low tier status.

Chewing is for cows, you just huff it like a whale to plankton.

We moved out of the forests and wilderness and ate cows and developed modern food producing techniques so we don't have to deal with this shit. If you want to eat shit like this move to Africa of China where they need to eat this stuff.

>>8738791
>we don't have to deal with this shit

They come right out of the ground when you do yard work. Why NOT use them?

>>8738791
>America
>Diabetes nation
>Fattest country in the world is America
I think you should reconsider your diet burger.

>>8738802
Because I'm not a disgusting third world savage who eats whatever he finds on/in the ground.

>>8738804
I think you should reconsider your life and end it.

>>8738641
if presented a vagina or asshole, would it make itself home?

>>8738747
>He unironically enjoys relish
You disgust every single fiber of my being

DISGUSTING
I WANT IT DEAD AND BURRIED IN HELL

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>>8738641
First thing I thought of when I saw this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqREvb2VTjw

>>8738851
Now where do vegetables come from...?

>>8738804
>be American
>eat tasty shit
>get beetus
>die at 78

>be third world groid
>eat bugs and literal shit
>die at 25

I'll take the diabetes.

Thats a big grub

>>8739230
Kwa yako

>>8739162
From the supermarket.

>>8739230
For you

>>8738804
You're thinking Mexico

>>8738641
That thing gives me King Kong flashbacks.

>>8738641
Wash them, gut them, put them on the barbie.

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>>8738641
Dude just level it up, it's not gonna take long. Just run around in the grass and get it up to Lv.14 and it will evolve. Then you'll have a larger meal to feast on.

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>>8738641
FUCKING DELET

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>>8738697

>>8740097
>gut them

Idk how people can just eat without gutting em. Im not grossed out due to eating bugs im grossed out by the thought of eating the contents of their digestive tract.

>>8741566
How do you gut bugs? Where's the meat?

>>8740097
>gut them
Far too much prep work for too little food, like cooking rats

I'd just blend them with milk for added protein, I imagine chitin counts as chondrotin or some other useless crap that is supposed to help joints.

>>8738641
that's a big grub

>>8738992

I wanted to kiss timone when I was a kid

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>>8741998
Good tastes anon

For a sick degenerate furry

>>8741988

For you

>>8738641
That looks stangely tasty. I bet it'd be pretty good roasted.

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>>8738641
The Grylls way?

You don't eat them, they are a decomposer let them do their job, we have so much things to eat yet people still want more, people eating seaweed and harvesting it piss me off as well like fuck leave it for the fish, this will only lead to disaster.

>>8738641
Deep-fry whole.

>>8742485
Since they're just a big blob of fat, that would be like deep frying chunks of fatback or butter, both well known southern white trash fair foods.

>>8738641
Never. I'd only maybe try one if it was good and burned/dead
>>8738675
>they wont bite most of the time

>>8742534
If they do bite it just improves the flavor. Think about it, you're eating something which has eaten part of you on the way down. Some would consider that a delicacy.

>>8738641
The only good bug is a dead bug.

>>8738859
what the fuck

>>8742643
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!

>>8742495
Aren't they mostly protein?

>>8742579
At that point, why not just eat parts of yourself and cut out the middleman

>>8744574
I chew my fingertips if that counts. They have a delicate, salty taste

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>>8738697
>What sauce is the BEST?

>>8738992
I hate that the one Simba ate legit looks like the greatest gummy candy ever made.

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>>8738773

>>8738791

Chinks eat more Oink Oinks per capita than Burgerinos do you fucking retard. Chinese are not starving just because theyre not all obese

>>8745542
What did he mean by this?

>>8738641
Imagine biting one in half and feeling the guts ooze out while the part woth the head writhes around

>>8738641
Why not just fry it?

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>>8746126

>>8739162
Anthrax also comes from the ground, you wouldn't just go and start sprinkling it on your spaghetti.

>>8741802
we don't have the enzymes to digest chitin, it just passes right through into your poop like cellulose, except grosser because there's bug shells in your shit now

>>8746126
i think he meant that chinese people eat more pork than americans, and in trying to make it sound racist to be an edgy 4chan user, he messed up and made himself out for a fool

they eat poopy earth and roots if they are lucky.
no way this tastes good.

>>8747162
I thought they were living in and eating wood and that's why they are edible

>>8738641
Do Australians really eat this?

>>8742821
Underrated post

>>8747197
Larvae are also nice
Like wasp larvae

bump for interest, insect cuisine is fascinating for me

>>8738641
take it over to /b/ and stick up your asian grill poontang

>>8741633
Idk im sure theres a way to remove or at least purge the digestive tract. Never eaten bugs so i wouldnt know