Can they make zero calorie diet food version of snickers, burger,

Because some morons drink soda as their primary source of hydration and the cola companies were forced to do that to cater to them. No-one just sits there eating snickers every goddamn hour of the day.

>>8736432
Yes they do, take a look at OP

>>8736432

Actually I do. Not Snickers but I prefer to eat 3 Musketeers. I eat at least 6/day with ice cream for dessert after my meals and sometimes an extra as a snack.

>>8736460
Yep this is /ck/ alright

>>8736460
how fat are you? jesus christ...

You get diet snickers.
Zero calories
Exactly the same taste and texture
The only downside is it will give you burning, stinging diarrhea
Would you eat diet snickers?

OP being an abject retard aside, I was wondering this recently. The mouthfeel and taste of fat is something we experience due to its physical molecular composition. I wonder if it's possible to produce something with a similar composition to add richness to things without fat's caloric density.

>>8736661
I shit into a bag. No nerve endings are involved, so I don't experience any stinging. So, sure.

>>8736460
People still eat 3 musketeers? Fucking worst candy bar available.

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>somewhat chubby
>used to get a snickers bar every once in a while during break
>want to cut weight
>want to do it properly so inform myself on what I should do and calorie counting
>going pretty well
>come across a snickers bar
>curious about the calorie amount since I've never bothered to look at it
>it more calorie dense than 200g of chicken breast
>mfw

>>8736652
If >>8736667 is him, probably noy very.

Colostomy bags interrupt digestion, so you don't get everything out of what you eat. My mother ate like 10k calories a day and was still skeletal and needed IV nutrition.

>eat fruit and vegetable all day
>starving hungry all day all night

>eat a large meaty/carby brunch
>dont feel hungry till dinnertime

fuck eating

>>8736425
Does diet soda really have zero calories, lads? I've never trusted that because it sounds a bit too good to be true. There's got to be a catch apart from tasting worse.

>>8737143
Eating sweet things without ingesting sugars plays havoc with your dietary hormones, often just making you hungrier.
That's all, though.

>>8737143
It's just carbonated water, flavoring, and artificial sweetener. Where would the calories come from?

>>8736839
digestion does not occur in the colon, only the small intestine, so unless she had a ileostomy and you misspoke or a massive small bowel resection you're talking shit

>>8736839
I'm not OP
And it's just an ileostomy, I still digest all of my solid food (but have to take particular care staying hydrated)

It could be done but it'd be expensive and give you cancer fast

>>8736752
>tfw replacing all junk food cravings with seasoned baked chicken thighs

>>8737159
>unless she had (...) a massive small bowel resection you're talking shit

That she did. Before she died she had something like 30% small intestine remaining, because VA doctors are incompetent retards.

>>8737154
I don't know, but the
>potassium benzoate
>xenoestrogens
>artificial sweeteners
aren't exactly putting me at ease.

They tried it once, it gave people uncontrollable diarrhea because it turns out that non digestible fat is the equivalent of giving yourself a vegetable oil suppository

>>8736425
Diet soda is still fattening
Calories is a measure of energy, the reason not watching them is bad is because if you don't use the fuel it piles up and becomes fat
Now you're just fat and weak

>>8736432
>Forced to cater
Companies sell products
Selling, they make money
They want money
They see a market
They take it
Nobody forced the company
Why would they be "forced" into accommodating for more profit
The fuck?

>>8737197
MUH ENDOCRINE DISRUPTORS MUUUUUHHH ARTIFEEECULLL MUH NOT NATURRR BADDDDDD EVERYTHING MAN DO BAD BUT I STILL SHITPOST ON MY LEAD & RARE EARTH METAL FILLED CANCER BOX MADE BY SWEATSHOP CHINK LABOR

Christ this generation really is nothing but fucking betas. Arrogant fucking betas who think they know more than everyone including the men in white coats and hype themselves up on what the latest blog tells them.

Just kill yourself before you breed.

>>8737287
t. Soda industry employee

>>8737246
Lolololololestra

>>8738048
What does this t. Shit mean?

>>8738069
Terveites.

>>8737143
most diet soda has like 1-5 kcal / 100ml depending on the sweetener, food coloring and taste agents

>>8737197
I guarantee there are worse things in the meat you eat daily

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>>8737287
i wonder who could be behind this post?

>>8738069
Lurk moar

you can make it with monk fruit, but the demand is too low

check these macros
https://www.amazon.com/Diabetic-Kitchen-Sugar-Free-High-Fiber/dp/B01MFDU735/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1490645344&sr=8-4&keywords=diabetic+kitchen

>>8737153

gonna need some sauce on that bold claim

>>8737153
I've always heard that, but it's never done that to me.

>>8736425
That picture is just proif that snickers are vastly superior

>>8736425
The ice cream people are getting close to a very low calorie substitute that doesn't.

>>8738155
What does that mean?

>>8737159
The colon does absorb any remaining nutrients and something like 10% of carbs. I had a fairly high colostomy for over a year and struggled maintain weight on my usual diet despite having a healthy appetite. The nutritionist had me start supplementing with shakes and smoothies.

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>zero calorie candy bar
It would essentially be artificially sweetened wood pulp and probably taste even worse than a bottom-shelf protein bar without the protein.

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Google Walden Farms

>>8737272
thanks doctor broscience

>>8736425
Diet soda isn't actually zero calories.

>>8739387
>Puting barbecue sauce on my chicken tendies
>Fucked up and used pancake syrup instead
>...
>...
>Continue eating...

>>8737246
It only had these side effects in a small amount of retards who eat family sized bags of potato chips and consume very little fiber.
I'm still pissed off about it. I would love to be able to buy a bottle at the store and do 0 calorie frying.
There's some new product on the horizon, I think it's only useful in sweets like chocolate though and not as a cooking fat or butter replacement.

>>8739353
probably more paraffin wax than wood pulp.