Can we get a Tasty hate thread going? The rare times i log i

Anything involving chicken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib5xVo64esk
Their "cheesy rigatoni pie" finally triggered me into blocking their youtube. Just make fucking ziti you autistic shits.

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>>8731627
Can you faggots shut up. You're not chefs or food critics. You're a 14 year old shitposting faggot who is jealous he didn't think of this shit first. Do us all a favor and twist your neck till you hear a crack and everything goes black

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>>8731642
How'd your janitor application go?

>>8731642
butthurt facebook/instagram slut detected.
Yup, i'm really bummed i didn't think of putting fucking avocado in my carbonara before.
No need to worry though, i'm working on a delicous recipe involving carbonara with some nice strawberry icecream on top (hope Tasty doesn't see this and decides to make a vid out of it)

>>8731627
They somehow managed to fuck up a pasta with pesto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iheFzkvYic

Tasty and its copycats are fucking awful and make me want to yell at people.

Other videos that piss me off are the ones from business insider which are nothing more than ads for shifty trendy restaurants usually with disgustingly OOEY GOOEY CHEESE YUM

>>8731671
>>8731678
post vids, i wanna rage

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>>8731668
>chicken actually has color

>>8731678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgj4kMm2m9o

Speaking of ooey gooey cheese

>>8731686

https://www.kikebook.com/Insiderfood/videos/1662587514045719/

It's always the same shitty format. Crappy loyalty free music, stupid dumb broad (ALWAYS a fucking broad) taking a bite of it with her stupid fucking smile, highlighted words as a cheap attention grabber.

And it's all just an ad for an advertisement. And people share this shit. For free.

>>8731701
I'd definitely eat this

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>>8731701
>they even fucked up the first dip at the end

>>8731642
you're such a fucking faggot holy shit.
go get a cardiac arrest from eating that shit """food""" that Tasty makes.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9ljttPKvgks

The ONLY way you SHOULD be drinking coffee

>>8731720
all they did was make a fucking milkshake

>>8731701
>those fucking green onions thrown in at the end
I couldn't roll my eyes harder than I just did. I want to strangle these fucking people and anyone else who does this shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9czTh-4z4I

Mmmmm, grease

>>8731720
I cant tell if half of these people are men or women.

I hate how they add so much cheese to things

I mean don't get me wrong, cheese is quite nice, but I moderation is very important

>>8731728
It looks like hamburger helper with too much effort put in.

>>8731716
then please enlighten us on what would make it better, fagtron.

>>8731740
The recipe simply not existing would be an improvement.

>>8731728
>those huge pieces of chopped onions
>chili powder
>cumin
>chicken broth
>sharp cheddar
How do they even come up with these things? do they just randomly throw in whatever they found in their kitchen?

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>>8731684
>microwave the egg

>>8731706
the vid was somewhat obnoxious, but the food at least wasn't pig disgusting in the same way as those tasty vids

>>8731765

No, if you watch more of them, you'll see just how obnoxious they are.

These videos get 1 million views. Free fucking advertising because retards on kikebook are too retarded to realize it.

>>8731627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOAk9wfZoko
ohhh yessss

>>8731720
Read the Youtube comments to die inside.

>>8731720

Imagine working at buzzfeed and these are your coworkers

>>8731627
If you comment anything negative on their videos, a horde of people will try and defend Tasty. Don't try it.

How is this thread 27 posts deep without the worst aspect of these videos being mentioned?

That hipster fucker at the end of every tasty video saying "OOHHHH YES" - That's the worst part, the absolute worst part of Tasty, that fucker.

I thought I was going to have a good day, today. Until I clicked onto /ck/ and browsed the fucking Tasty thread. And then I clicked this thread and watched a bunch of stupid videos with some fucking cunt at the end saying "OHHHHHHH YES". WELL SAY IT ABOUT THE FUCKING MCCHICKEN YOU WORTHLESS HIPSTER FAGGOT

>>8731915
Dude what the fuck?

>>8731916
I actually think pineapple pizza is g- nevermind what the fuck.

>>8731914
I have this really sour look on my face that I'm pretty sure won't go away for the next hour.
I want to see more but my jaw hurts from frowning.

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>>8731684
my actual face watching this

>>8731820
lol a direct downgrade from a normal cheesy breadstick

Call me retarded, but isn't this stuff a good way for people to cook more than velveeta and toast?

>>8731994

No

>>8731720
That faggot with the Mother 2 shirt triggered me the most. Purely because of said shirt.

>>8731914
I'd drink it. I imagine it's just like a bloody mary but cheese and bacon flavoured.

The only people complaining are jealous retarded minimum wage slaves cooking fast food wishing they had their own youtube channel. These videos are infinitely better than watching some fat southern redneck's 10 minute video of the same recipe.

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>>8731914
>this whole """""dish"""""

>>8731994

Half of their recipes start with dough in a fucking can, so no. Retard.

>>8731885

At least one it is a hate thread.

Some redditor tried getting a Tasty thread going a month ago thinking they were good recipes. It went on for 50 posts including webms before people started deliberately shitting up the thread.

>>8732027
>These videos are infinitely better than watching some fat southern redneck's 10 minute video of the same recipe.
Nobody contested that, they're just awful "recipes". How many different ways can you arrange cheese and bacon in a dish and bake it?

>>8731994
I don't see how there recipes are any better than velveeta on toast.

I'd eat some of these. Call the cops

>>8732027

0/10

>>8732221

I bet you've shared some on Facebook, faggot.

Get off this board.

>>8731627

>Le pineapple on pizza sin maymay

>>>/r/eddit

>>8732226
I bet you watch chef john for the puns and never actually made anything from his videos

>get any random fucking item in the fridge
>deep fry it
>put cheese on it

Wa la. Give me my YouTube money.

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>>8732234

I actually made his chicken kiev.

Stick to your ChEeSy oOwEE "GOoeY monkey bread" and "crack chicken"

Queer.

>>8732254
Looks like trash if you let me be honest with you f a m
Maybe you should start from easy stuff like T A S T Y

>>8732234
>>8732254

LOL fucking rekt!

>>8731778
To realize what? That its just money generating garbage? They don't care at all dude, all they want is to see someone make white trash food.

>>8732259
fucking destroyed
bitch >>8732254 step the fuck down with that shit on a plate

>>8731640
>>8731701

These two aren't actually looking that bad.

>>8732259

Actually, that looks really good. 0/10.

We get it. "Oh, man I'm totally going to defend tasty xD! That'll get them riled up!"

Hey, if that's how you want to spend your Sunday, whatever. Just know that we know you're a shitposting turd.

>>8732267
>>8732259

Samefag

>>8732269
Some Tasty recipes are actually good and there's nothing wrong with them. Stay mad and jelly

>>8732273

Show us one. All the videos posted ITT are shit.

>>8732254
Looks like you used a whole stick of butter.

>>8732276
This one is good >>8731914 this one too
>>8731916
Don't be angry at their success man, maybe one day you'll make loads of cash making good food on the Internet too. Just keep practicing!

>>8732282

Ok, now I know you're a terrible troll

>>8732290
>wuaaaah stop liking what I don't like
>wuaaaaaah look at these normies having fun with their """"""food""""" can't believe how shit it is
You're a manchild

>>8732281

I want to say it was 3tbs. I could be wrong, though. I made it in December, so i can't be sure.

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Not Tasty but it's Tasty tier.

>>8732294
Oh ok, I'd still eat it regardless :)

>>8732293

Tasty is specifically targeting millennials who Have Peter Pan syndrome AKA Womenchildren

>>8732295

Fucking Christ...

>>8732297
Feeling left out grandpa? Don't worry I'm sure there's some late night cooking show on BBC for real patrician chefs like yourself

>>8731749
huh? that is some pretty basic chili mac

>>8732303

You're getting old, quick. I've never seen a troll get stale, before.

>>8732305
>you're getting old, quick
Guess who else? Now go on grandpa, don't you need to be outside screaming angrily at the kids for not doing things the good ol way?

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This one's especially for /ck/.

>>8732315
>>8732310
>>8732306
>>8732295

You can tell these are fucking reddit.

>>8731730
OMG did you just assume they had a gender?

>>8731640
Out of all the recipes I've seen from tasty, the rigatoni pie actually seems reasonable.

>>8732295
>Throw out the pre-made seasoning packet and instead buy the individual spices that were in the packet and mix them together

Brilliant!

>that one guy defending Tasty a.k.a. Buzzfeed

>>8732334

>it looks good! Mmmm TASTY!

Kill yourself.

>>8732343

Probably a nu-male employee.

>>8731684
>microwave 10-12 minutes

>>8731736
They're probably funded by the ASDA to shill cheese

>>8732315
Hahaha oh dear.

I'm not denying that Tasty is awful but it's not like any of your faggots are any better, 95% of this board is just McChicken and fast food shit, it's not like anyone on /ck/ can actually fucking cook either.

>>8732310
>>8732315
sweetie... no, just no
I can't even

>>8732473
There's one or two people that can.
I always like Patti's threads and the current cooking comp had one or two edible dishes.

>>8731720
>it's icecream what do you want
best boy

>>8731728
I was about to type "this one really isnt terrible"....then I saw the 3 fucking cups of cheese

>>8731994
I used to try to convince myself of this when the Tasty type videos started coming out.

I said, "well at least it get's people to start learning to cook"....but nope, there are two problems:

1) The "recipes" are just complete and utter fucking garbage

and

2) Nobody actually makes the fucking recipes. They just watch the videos and imagine making them.....and somehow get the gratification as if they actually made it

>>8732273
>Some Tasty recipes are actually good and there's nothing wrong with them. Stay mad and jelly

No, they are all terrible.....

I'm not mad.....but I AM jelly as fuck tbqh senpai

>>8732306
>>8732310
>>8732315
please stop, this is too much; even for a hate thread

some recipes are cancerous, but I'm not so autistic to REEEEEE at people sharing them. Just skip it and don't watch. I actually like some of these.

kikebook.com/ tastemade/videos/ 1351919444895219/

>>8732488
Who's patti? not the guy with the cat right?

>>8732564
Correct.
He just calls himself OP.

My mom is really fucking into these videos and shows me one every time I see her. Most that I've seen aren't bad. She showed me one for a bread recipe that was just a simple no knead bread. I don't know how the woman has lived 61 years on this planet and is blown away by that.

The one time she actually made one of their recipes, it was some kind of bake with chopped chicken, mixed with fucking dry, powdered ranch dressing mix. Then topped with sour cream and shredded cheese IIRC. Then she topped that with balls of dough from those canisters of dough to make honey flavored biscuits. That was some form of hell in a casserole dish.

>>8731642
(((Vice)))

>>8732297
sperg

>>8732027
t. Tasty video maker

>>8731915
the fat fucking sausage claw fingers get me every time, kek

>>8731642
im a 'chef'

>>8731642
You don't need to be a chef or a critic to be an enthusiast, faggot.

>>8731668
I'm a social media cooking expert and they burnt the fuck out of that chicken.

Chicken should be white.

>>8731627
Seems like the Avocado is a bit of of a meme choice, it really doesn't add much to the dish
I'd much rather use food colouring to get a richer Green and not mess with the flavour

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>>8731642

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>>8732945
>I'd much rather use food colouring

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>>8732942

>>8733008
>not being avantgarde with cooking
Like i said i really don't see the avocado adding much to the overall flavour, but if you REALLY wanted to wow someone with a green pasta, just use the same technique as squid ink pasta but sub the ink for colouring

>>8733131
but you could just use 'SOME KIND OF GREEN PLANT' puree and get a better result without looking like a 5 year old

>>8732488
i would eat everything entered in the cooking comp

The only good thing they did is fund the
>X$ thing vs YYY$ thing
series, genuinely entertaining.

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>>8733139
True, but there's no point limiting yourself
Unless you or someone you're cooking for has allergies

>tfw Tree nut allergy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hMfOmqD720

seems pretty cool to me

>>8731843
>btw I'm 13 and drink coffee

I'm starting to enjoy the ohh yeess

>>8731668

What's wrong with that? Regular pesto with basil is probably better but that looks pretty good to me.

>>8732315
>making pizza in a rectangle pan

>>8733891
>oh yes faggot has an oh yes kid

>>8731720
>They start with anything other than black coffee
This bothered me more than it should

>>8733891

>

Fuck off

>>8731627
>canned croissant
>put some fucking cheese and pepperoni in it
>buzzfeed quality

>>8733891
So that doesn't actually make a fire like I was told it would on /b/?

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This is actually a good thing. It keeps normies from being able to cook well, this making us relatively better.

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>>8731684
>somewhere, someone else has made this

>>8731642
>YOU'RE NOT A CERTIFIED EXPERT IN THE FIELD SO YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE OPINIONS ON FOOD LMAO Y-YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS HAHA K-K-K-KILL YOURSELF ROFL ;_;

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>>8732295
>>8732306
>>8732310
>>8732315
stop, these hurt to read

>>8734160
It looked like they were pouring creamer into the blender

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>>8732315

>store-bought dough

>>8731642
I don't have to be a chef or food critic to know that dumping a pound of cheese onto every other recipe is a fucking stupid idea.

>>8732315
jesus christ

>>8731914
wh-what....??

>>8731820
honestly
I'd fuck with that

>>8731843
>people shipping actual human beings
We need a purge.

>>8731914
I didn't pay attention to the thumbnail, so I was on board until they started filling the jar.

>>8732322
No, this shit is from /ck/. We didn't like it then, either.

>>8731678
>business insider

Found the /ck/ Trump supporter.

>>8732310

Anyone know what game that is on the Explore Space panel?

Like 95% of their videos are some kind of bread/pasta covered in cheese. The other 5% are desserts.

ITT: Ewwww cheese ewww carbs why isnt this Michelin star food for beginners

>>8735468

What?

>>8731915
>I recognize the milk bottle
This fucking travesty happened in my country

>>8735600
Have a reply.

>>8732254
Whoa. It looks better than his did.

I cook his shit all the time. It's fucking fantastic. I'm gonna make this next along with his mashed potatoes and a green salad with that "Asian" sesame dressing you sometimes get at sushi joints.

Nice work, man.

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>>8731684
This belongs on a food gore thread. Holy fuck.

>>8732495
This.

>>8731720
Starbucks approves of adding crazy amounts of sugar into your drink. Really pumps those arteries along with making you think from the caffeine.

>>8731728
this is a fucking mess jesus christ.
>beef, tomatoes and beans okay

>now let's add chicken stock to ruin that flavor

>NOW LET'S NUKE WITH CHEESE

>>8731915
this is supposed to be ironic right

who would actually drink this

>>8731914
>>8731915
>>8731916
What colossal fucking retard thought these were good enough to share with others?

>>8736088
these companies don't have any real standards because their business model emphasises pumping out large quantities of low-effort content. the point isn't to make decent recipes, the point is to increase the number of points of contact with advertising at as quick a rate as possible. these people are essentially filming every single idea that pops into their head or that they could cull from another source. all their quality control is focused on video editing and the actual look of the content-the actual recipes are basically beside the point.

>>8731916
wow. they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
I actually thought this was a joke video when I opened it

that shit is fucking horrifying, they didnt even take out the rock-solid, inedible core.

>>8736116
i think that one mightve been a joke actually

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>>8735462
>No, this shit is from /ck/.

Fuck off, faggot. That cancer was from reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/jkc1j/2am_chili/

>>8736116
It IS a joke unless you think this is real.

>>8731627
does that say more about your friends than about bad cooking webms, thats the real question

>>8735514
Kerbal Space Program. It's more of a space program design game than exploration. If you want really good space exploration go for Space Engine. Space Engine is also free, which is great.

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>>8731914
I don't even.

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>>8731684
>put a spoonful of ketchup

>>8731701
>cheddar
tha's no fucken cheddar m8

>>8731728
>mop up the meat juices
>ADD CHICKEN STOCK
apoplectic.jpg

>>8731820
That looks pretty easy to just make out of non-flyover ingredients

>>8732310
>running chicken under water
enjoy your salmonella benchtop

>>8731684
>>8731914
>>8731915
>>8731916
these are obviously a joke. right? RIGHT?

>>8736633
The 12 Minute Microwave shit is real the rest are just parodys

>>8736635
thank god.

>>8736205
>>8736213
well I feel stupid now

>>8731915
5 SCOOPS!!!!
Fucking one tbsp low weight pussy ass faggot

>>8736760
judging by the hands, it looks like a woman

>>8736772
>cool whip
>cheese

I gagged a little bit

>>8731684
It's like a really ghetto omurice. Japanese shut ins would eat this.

>>8731915
The idea is you drink it, then get a doctor's note so you don't go to your exam due to colossal diarrhoea and vomiting.

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>>8736772
>strikes again
>again
W-when did she strike the first time

What annoys me is the obsession with one pot pastas, like its too difficult to drain the pasta and make a decent sauce separately.

The problem I have with Tasty that all their shit is bland as fuck.

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>>8737082
What the fuck man.
I actually wish I didn't ask.

>>8737092
dude nutella lmao

>>8737110
dude bacon and cheese

>>8737082
someone make this in tasty's editing format and upload it please. for the lulz.

I might actually do it myself.

>>8737110
>>8737116
dude siracha lmao

>>8732295
This gave me autism.

>>8737121
>>8737116
>>8737110
dude kraft 'san lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUBmQfhQu3s

tried this. There's no way to make the dough NOT come apart at the seam while baking and leak cream cheese all over.

>>8732295
>>8732306
>>8732310
>>8732315
Despite the reddit presentation, is there anything bad about these?

>>8734113
>making pizza in a pan

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>>8737117
Ive tried

>>8737325
>Despite the reddit presentation, is there anything bad about these?

>>>8732295
Tells you to throw away the spice packet but then proceeds to use equally shitty pre-ground bullshit. Make your chilis with whole chili peppers, not the cheapest ground shit you can buy.

>>>8732306
The marinading time is too short to achieve anything. The dish would be much better with thighs instead of breast. Also, the breading procedure is incorrect. It should go flour->egg wash->breading.

>>>8732310
Fails for not browning the chicken before putting it in the slow cooker.


>>>8732315
Multiple fails here. 1) frying in EVOO, 2) fake mozzarella,.

Verticals are nearly always fail. These are no exception.

>>8731914
I was wondering when you would show up

>>8737155

>tried this

Pleb

>>8737446
needs much more jump cuts. maybe if the final product didnt look like absolute shit it would work.

my plan is to make this, don't burn the everloving shit out of the cheese, and create some "OOEY GOOEY MM SO TASTY xd" abomination. then submit it to buzzfeed and see if they actually upload it.
The mere thought of normalfags making this shit unironically and eating it is making me hard.

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>>8737467
buzzfeed does take submissions, right? I need to find a way to make this eldritch horror of a dish look "tasty." quality is clearly not an issue here with that disgusting red bull shake, it just needs to look good.

>>8737467

This. Also, speed it up just a LITTLE more. And make it more "fun", instead of "mix" day something like "MIX IT UP!" and stupid childish shot like that.

Remember, these videos are targeting 20-30 something millenial normies with Peter Pan syndrome

They put so much salt in their recipes

>>8731728
What the fuck man

>>8731738
Hamburger helpless

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>>8731728
>chicken broth
>in a fucking beef chili
for what purpose

>>8732526
It's chili mac and cheese
>>8736500
Removing the grease is pretty common

>>8731915
Why not throw in some ground up ritalin and rim the glass with cocaine at this point

>>8737700
because the bubbling toxin itself would probably put you on the border of death as is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPDteDpXGuc
Wouldn't the apple bits turn to mush in a fryer?

>>8737685
that's not that bad, most beef stocks are low quality and chicken stock just ends up mostly tasting like salt

>>8737685
Chicken tastes better than beef.

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>>8737446
>420 degrees

>>8737446
what the hell is the milk added for? that's fucking disgusting

>>8731914
>let it infuse

triggered me more than anything else

>>8732295
>all the replies
summer never ends in ck does it

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hey anons, what's a good cooking/recipe channel on youtube?

>>8738183
[spoiler]cookingwithjack[/spoiler]

My gf watches their shit all the time. Honestly doesn't look that bad usually. She's a pretty good cook too, we've never actually made any of the recipes to my knowledge. You guys shouldn't be triggered so easily.

>>8738270
How can I get your job? Do I just email Tasty or what?

>>8738183

Chef john

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>>8731684
That shit looks absolutely disgusting.

>>8731701
>eating raw kimchi
My gf is Korean and she does this, it smells and tastes disgusting.

>>8731640
That almost looks good, but the sauce looks terrible the the pasta texture just fell apart.

>>8738469
The one from FoodWishes.com?

>>8738788
The one and only.

some of their dessert videos look pretty good in a hedonistic way, because it's hard to fuck up a shitload of chocolate, sugar and butter in a way that tastes bad

every last one of their savory dishes looks fucking awful without exception though, and their biggest sin is making these shit videos and never including measurements because they know goddamn well that nobody will make them and people just share them for the "omg foodporn" points

>>8739086
>pour in a can of condensed milk into the cake
I forget which one did this but it seemed fucking retarded

>>8738788

Yup. His recipes aren't for plebs. I don't feel embarrassed about serving them to guests.

>>8731914
this one fucks with me so bad because i cannot fathom how it tastes

>>8732297
Get off the internet grandpa its time to change your diaper

>>8739140
I imagine it tastes like any snack food that's labelled "pizza flavored"

you know, cheese, tomato and basil flavoring

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>>8739154
what, like.. a combo?

>>8731627
most of the recipes are fine, just an over reliance on cheese in a lot of them

>>8739164
yeah that sort of thing

or those discontinued pizzeria chips from the 90s

>>8739164
Eww fucking hell man those things are gross.

>>8739164
>>8739176
These were probably my middle school guilty pleasure. I felt absolutely terrible after eating half a "single serving" though.

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>>8731916
The way he threw the cheese at it my fucking sides!

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>>8739248
>I eat an entire fucking 8 serving bag of these every now and then

>>8731642
This

It's just basic recipes that give you an idea of things to cook and how to cook them. For beginners, it's fine. And they can be good inspiration — you take a basic recipe and add whatever ingredients and spices you want to tailor it to your taste. I don't see what the big deal is, no one is saying they're 5 star recipes.

>>8732027
True but regardless I support small timers than fame. Most times I don't even watch cooking videos. Just go straight for the recipe. Most of /CK/ users are too lazy and illiterate to follow simple instructions therefore creating a market for personality hosts.

>>8737082
all of my arteries clogged just by watching this. jesus fucking christ the cheese

>>8733222
Use fucking spinach
The only true use of avocado is guacamole, garnish for other things, and in tortillas for starving people

>>8734932

Hey now. I hate tasty but that statement is objectively wrong.

>>8738258
This is the best cooking show on the internet.

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>>8736772
Alright, the bitch is heating cool whip in pineapple spooge what's the big deal...
>Oh my god....
Out of all the shit she put in that fucking petri dish she calls a pot, it's the cheese that gets me the most, I know this is the south and all but I live in the south, we don't do this, most of us live past at least 80

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>>8732295
This fucker hits so many bases at once holy shit
>Don't use this crap
>Proceeds to use said crap
>Using a PSP as the base of his music system
>The most shit decored house I've ever seen
>Makes frothed garbage
>Douse the shit with beer
>Smother that bitch in cheese
>INVITE FRIENDS
>THIS SHIT IS HOW YOU LOSE FRIENDS
I'm fucking dying oh my god
I don't what gets me more, him dumping the mix in favor of the same shit from the same brand proving he can't read, or covering the shit in cheese like that'll fix this puddle of piss meat

Tasty isn't as bad as Tipsy Bartender

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>>8732295
this really makes my blood boil
i remember when it first came out oh my fucking god i can just imagine this cringey man inside my head, imagine sitting there and the guy does that thing where your signaling that people should say something by touching his ear, and he isexpecting you to compliment him and say uuuhm that was fucking delicious anon. my fucking fuck i hate this man and i have never met him

>>8732306
i just want this man to die. antimarriage poltical aspect crammed in there, why just why is he such a fucking superior acting cuck

>>8731684
NEET-eats

>>8740731
Look at how fat the guys hands are... chances are he will die soon.

>>8740735
i didnt notice before you said it
by golly i sure hopes his heart does a goof on him

>>8731914
I don't know about you guys but I would love to eat shitty soggy mushy vodka cheese-bread with shitty cold V8!

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>>8732295
>Spends all that time making chili
>Ruins it by smothering it in shitty crackers and cheese

>>8732306
>"I hate the CEO of Chick Fil A so I wont go to the locally owned franchise and support my town's economy, which only ends up hurting the guy who owns the franchise and my town and not the CEO"

>>8740601
Beer in chili is fine

>>8732276
Most of the pasta ones aren't terrible. The NYC street cart chicken in rice one was really good. Usually when they make an actual meal instead of glorified Superbowl snacks it isn't bad They just do too many "let's pizza everything" or "let's just stuff shit with cheese videos" I usually just watch chef John or go on NYtimes cooking if I wanna actually make something

>>8740761
liberal logic

>>8739086
I made hot chocolate from one of their videos once, pretty basic stuff. Just milk/cream, dark chocolate, powdered sugar, and then just heat it until the chocolate melts. Thing damn near gave me a heart attack though because there was about 4x the amount of fucking chocolate in there that needed to be. Seriously, it was so damn thick it was like drinking mud.

Never again.

>>8741266
>American logic

>>8741299
Nigga we out here sippin muddy mud out da doublecup

>>8740761
i absolutely hate that dude's vertical recipes but you're dumb

locally owned franchises still represent a company

one chick fil a here has a bible study corner

>>8742395
>one chick fil a here has a bible study corner
How is this relevant?

>>8737676
Fucking kek.

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>>8737006
>>8736772

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>>8731684
haram

>>8731916
Just realised this is the same guy who did the watermelon pizza.

>>8732295
>see shitty Tasty thread
>know at some point 2 am chili is gonna get posted
>know that there will be at least a dozen genuine replies to this moldy, stale as fuck recipe that's been around since moot was here
Every. Fucking. Time.

this thread can't die

>>8731749

>that list of ingredients

what is the problem supposed to be here? i put all that shit in chili apart from the cheese - and i might use beef broth

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How to ruin a steak

>>8731916
i'm dying

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This is better than any Tasty shit you'll ever make.

>>8745936
the unfunny faggot at the end ruins it

>>8731915
Study a pain?

250ml red bull
250ml jägermeister

Tasty!

>>8745755
wow that was starting to look good at the beginning
good thing Tasty fixed that for me

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>>8731915
this is great guys. milk and red bull together will make you throw up vesuvio-tier
share it on facebook and get your normie friend to vomit for easy laughs

>>8742430
How are you that retarded?

>>8731915
>study a pain?
>2 lines of blow and you're good to go!

>>8745774
holy fuck, the fat kid in me just came! i'm gonna go wipe my ass

>>8733891
this is just pure sugar

>>8731728
Why wipe out the beef juices? WHY?

>>8740623
>DUDE CANDY IN VODKA LMAO

But in all seriousness, the guy has probably BLACKED several white bitches with those sugar drinks.

>>8731701

why do white people ruin everything

>>8732295
You know the BEST part about this?

He actually has a whole fucking cookbook in this style.

>>8746503
link it nigga.

I need shitposting material

>>8732295
did he put green beans in the chili?
he put canned green beans in the chili
wtf

>>8746510
didnt catch that the first time wtf. Also why coconut oil? He just explains "cuz I can hurr hurr"

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>>8740623
>DUDE FULL BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL DIPPED IN A COCKTAIL LMAO

>>8746561
why the fuck is this a thing. this is actually autistic

>>8731915
neat I didn't know /fit/ had it's own cooking channel

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>>8746569

>>8746561
i hate the cocktail section the most because their recipes drown all the alcohol in some retardedly sugary mix that totally masks the flavor.

who the hell is going to drink more than one of these before getting a huge headache from the sugar alone? or straight throw up because of all the shit in it?

>>8732295
>Pro Note: IF YOUR KITCHEN DOESN'T HAVE SPEAKERS, YOU ARE FUCKING UP

I feel like Tasty honestly isn't that bad
Yeah, most of the recipes are kinda weird, but there are only a few that are absolute garbage
I've tried like two recipes, mediocre of course, but that doesn't mean it's unforgivable for consistently putting out mediocre stuff

Whatever, most people in this thread are overreacting, that's all

>>8746770
This desu, usually when they make a full meal it's not bad. I made the NYC street cart chicken and rice and rice and it was pretty good
It's a good intro into cooking. I'd like to see someone make actual recipes in the tasty format even if they were a bit longer

>>8746592
Other than the presentation an alcoholic root beer float sounds delicious

>>8745755
>shot of that overcooked dry looking steak with all the shit on top and then tasty pops up right over it
i fucking laughed my ass off

>>8746879
I've made one with just vanilla ice cream and Not Your Father's Root Beer and it was pretty good. I guess you could also just use actual root beer and add some other alcohol to it.

>>8746934
What would be a good alcohol to add? Vanilla schnapps?

>>8731720
>4+ million views

Everyday we stray further from God's light

ALSO IT WASN'T EVEN BLACK COFFEE TO START WITH REEEEEE

>>8731684
>garnish with peas

For what fucking purpose

>>8731916
Why do the fucking pepperonis look loke gummi candies?

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>>8731684

>it's a '/ck/ shits on Tasty and the 2 A.M. Chili guy' episode
>when 90% of the board doesn't even know how to bake an egg

Keep being jelly, guys. Keep being jelly.

>>8746592
remove the upside down bottle of alcohol and I might actually drink this

>>8747751
go shill your cookbook elsewhere 2am faggot

>>8747751
fuck off retard

>>8747777
quads of truth
fuck off retard >>8747751

I just can't understand their obsession with putting chicken in every pasta dish

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>>8731686
this video made me upset because they didn't even try to be creative with the cheese at all and everything looks down right disgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnA9RAg-H-8&index=8&list=PLKfWL8IXgKBvoGekV93TFY_jDJ0Vxr_k2

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>>8748294
This triggers my autism, I hate getting my hands dirty

>>8747751
Why would you bake an egg...

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>>8748770
>he doesn't know about egg baking!

Look at him and laugh, everyone.

>>8748770
Egg bakes are a pretty normal thing, anon.

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>>8745755
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt Tasty
>Cream Cheese
I can't fucking even...

>>8745936
This is what the descent into insanity looks like

I feel nauseous but for some reason I want to watch more of these.