> dentist asks what flavour I want for cleaning > "something

>>8729708
that's the best berry

>>8729708
>flavour I want for cleaning

lol americans

>>8729724
child memory

Obviously it's now an unspoken mint

>>8729724
dentistry in America yes. Higher tier than any other country, yellowtooth faggot

>>8729724
>Third worlders will never get to choose whether they would like grape or cherry fluoride
HAHAHAHAHA

>>8729724
>not having a little snack so you don't go hungry while you get your teeth cleaned

>>8729774
>>8729782
>>8729784
not being able to handle mint flavour. enjoy your bubblegum toothpaste faggots

>>8729813
I can handle mint. I can also handle fellating your mother's soggy beef curtains for 85 straight minutes on a Tuesday afternoon.

My dentist has a cinnamon flavor
Never again

But they also have orange dreamsicle flavored flouride and it is glorious

>>8729708
And just what flavor of toothpaste do you use? I use pure baking soda with a vinegar rinse.

>tfw your teeth are sparkling white without swabbing chemicals in your pie hole.

>>8729813
>Enjoy your better tasting alternative, nerds!
Thanks?

>>8730282
Baking soda and vinegar are chemicals.

i would unironically drink grape fluoride given the chance

>not outright refusing fluoride at the dentist

>>8729708
> dentist asks what flavour I want for cleaning
gimme the 'faceplant at the beach' special

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>spit flouride out at dentist
>"anon you have to"
>longest 30 seconds of my life
>get mcdonalds across the street
>tastes like flouride
>get stomachache
flouride should be illegal

>>8730774
this.
I've been doing this for 10 years.

>>8730783
You're supposed to wait before you eat or drink shithead.

>>8730799
I was 9 give me a break dad

>>8730783
You have to be 18 to post here.
Not being retarded helps also.

>>8729708
Everyone says Razzberries but I can't help but say Rasp*berries

I always told him I wanted barbecue flavor.

>>8729708
>choosing any flavor other than mint

I will never understand this. You act like that touch of artificial flavor is somehow masking the weird medical taste and feel of the toothpaste/fluoride. At least with mint its more familiar, as if you had just brushed your teeth at home.