*sharpens knife* >right >today we'll be making some

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Anonymous
2017-03-23 10:14:46 Post No. 8723007
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:14:46 Post No. 8723007 [Report]

*sharpens knife*
>right
>today we'll be making some amazing [dish]
>pan, nice and hot
>just a touch of oliveol
>first, season, then gently rub your meat
>look at that, beautiful
>now, into the pan, and wait till it gets a lovely golden brown
>DONE
>now, out of the pan
>look at that, marvelous
>plate with your delightful sauce, drizzled on top
>splendid
>now slice, and you can see it's a perfect medium rare
>mmm, incredible

Is the big boy himself the greatest chef ever to have lived? I think so.

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:18:06 Post No.8723023
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:18:06 Post No.8723023 [Report]

>>8723007
You forgot
>we'll be using the most amazing [ingredient]

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:19:43 Post No.8723028
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:19:43 Post No.8723028 [Report]

>>8723007
Gordon here. I'm going to kick your fucking cunt in you poofy little cunt.

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:20:11 Post No.8723031
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:20:11 Post No.8723031 [Report]

>>8723028
COME HERE BIGBOY!

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:26:18 Post No.8723050
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>>8723028

C'mere you

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:27:14 Post No.8723055
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:27:14 Post No.8723055 [Report]

*claps loudly*
RIGHT
*bounces around like an autist*

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:33:27 Post No.8723081
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:33:27 Post No.8723081 [Report]

>>8723055
he does that to keep himself alert, you should try it sometime if you're working 12 hr shifts.

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:34:26 Post No.8723082
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>>8723050
P-please, stop hitting me

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:49:32 Post No.8723133
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>>8723082

Is that his daughter?

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:58:48 Post No.8723167
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 10:58:48 Post No.8723167 [Report]

WHERE'S

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 11:03:03 Post No.8723178
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 11:03:03 Post No.8723178 [Report]

>>8723133
that's ur mum u donkey

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 11:04:08 Post No.8723181
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 11:04:08 Post No.8723181 [Report]

>>8723167
THE REDDIT MEMES?

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 11:09:13 Post No.8723194
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 11:09:13 Post No.8723194 [Report]

>>8723133
yes but also one of his wives

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 11:19:53 Post No.8723220
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 11:19:53 Post No.8723220 [Report]

A real nice kind of *puts fingers together and brings them to mouth* tart flavor

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 11:20:27 Post No.8723223
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 11:20:27 Post No.8723223 [Report]

>>8723055
He bounces around cause chefs always have to be alert

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Chef Ivan 2017-03-24 01:03:54 Post No.8723559
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Today we'll be making the most amazing fresh pasta with a hand crafted heirloom signture 'marrymenara' sauce featuring the most amazing local and home grown ingredients

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Chef Ivan 2017-03-24 01:05:52 Post No.8723565
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