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>Be me
>Be hungry college student
>Decide to purchase canned spaghetti
>See neatly drawn cartoon chef with a proud look on his face, handing you the appealing plate of canned spaghetti, couldn't pissibly go wrong
>Open up canned spaghetti on campus
>Dear god, the smell
>WUT.jpg
>Feel less confident about your current action
>Be brave, look at the content of this canned good
>Sweet jesus
>A pool of red, disgusting unholy blend of tomato sauce, meatballs and sausage bits swimming around
>Lolno.gif
>Take a plastic spoon
>Dip it in to pool of red cancer
>Take a bite
>Stomach gets confused
>Ask yourself why you did this
>Few minutes pass
>Feel shart swelling up inside
>The pain is intense
>Rush to toilet while desperatly trying to avoid giving birth to something
>Slam door and sit down
>It's too late, Satan is manifesting itself in a physical form
>Have raging disgusting plasma like substance shoot out of anus
>Cry and scream, beg the Spaghetti
>Spaghetti stop, please
>But spaghetti does not stop
>Be me
>Not so hungry anymore
>Be tormented soul
>Be severly dosgraced, both in body and soul
>Never buy canned spaghetti again
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Should have gone for the ravioli.
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>>8721172
This one to be specific.
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Next time get you sum beeferoni mang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdMs__XwAD0
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>>8721162
Try to eat healthy and better. You can eat for cheap if you shop at china town markets for vegetables and buy reduced price chicken/ground beef that is close to the best before date. Some salt, pepper, soysauce, hot sauce, rice..you have a cheap meal that is delicious.
But as a rule of thumb my advice to you is that if you are going to buy canned pasta/sauces/etc keep it vegetarian unless it's something like tuna. Canned sausage, canned spaghetti and meat balls, canned chicken, etc is usually shit.
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>>8721162
This guy Chef Boyardumb
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There is nothing as disgusting as canned pasta products.
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you can make fresh spaghetti meatballs in 30 minutes time.
Why would you even bother buying a can
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>>8721209
lel
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>>8721382
because I can open a can in less than 5 seconds time you fucking numb nuts
I can also get them for 99 cents a can on sale
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