You're introducing coworkers to Indian food for the first

>>8721122

I'd tell them to wear diapers

Eat with your hands.
No toilet paper.

>>8721122
>teach adulthood
>never had Indian food
Where the fuck are you, Wisconsin?

>>8721126
>working with people who dont wear diapers 24/7
are you even into anal fisting?

>>8721163
you suck at memes

>>8721175
you suck at dicks

>>8721122
I never had indian food in my life

>>8721154
I've never had indian food in my life. Their food looks like dog food.

>>8721122
Let them know where the designated shitting street is in advance.

>>8721303
What makes you think he was mistaken for a Muslim? Maybe they just don't like brown people shitting up the country.

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>>8721303
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.

>>8721306
>picture of an incident with 6 deaths and 4 others injured
>he
What do you mean by "he"? There are many cases of "upstanding patriotic Americans" committing murder because they are not a winner, the only recent example I can think of involving just one victim was the incident in the Pacific Northwest.

>>8721122
To eat the food.

Adult people do not need coddling.

>>8721253
this

>>8721122
give them the "you must choose where to release" talk

>>8721122
>Chicken Tikka Masala
>Lamb Madras
>Beef Vindaloo
>Bombay Aloo
>Garlic Naan
>Rice

My go to order. It's my birthday this weekend and I'm spending it getting drunk and eating junk but I plan to order this when I'm hungover at some point. My local does fantastic Indian food. It's pricey but it's worth it when it's occasionally and I get a few meals from it.

>>8721424
>beef
COWS AH SACRED MAH BOI. HOW DARE YOU TO EAT COWS?

>>8721429
I'm not Indian. I'm a white man who appreciates the flavour of the curries so I can mix it with whatever I want.

Vindaloo is probably my favourite curry and whilst it goes superbly with chicken or lamb, beef really takes it to another level.

It's a shame 91% of Indians will never experience Vindaloo with it's best protein partner.

>>8721122
>What do you tell them?
To take an appointment with in gastroenterology as soon as possible.

>>8721122
Prepare your anus