I'm the graveyard shift attendant at a gas station convenience

>>8718520
What food do you cook? The hotdogs, nacho cheese, and chili? Does your convenience store also have those shitty hamburgers and sandwiches? Is it pretty gross how these things are preserved and prepared? What are the best and worst thinks that require you to make them? I've always like the jalepeno/cheddar sausages.

>>8718520

What are your craziest customer stories?

How many times have you gotten robbed? At what grade were you identified as a special needs kid?

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How sad r u

>>8718520
$5.34 For Newport regs?
Those are $7 in WV and we have almost no taxes.
I don't want you to locate yourself, just mentioning this.

Do you also mop the floors and clean the restrooms and how do you keep these activities separate from your food preparations?

>>8718520
>Cook.
I see you are also a comedian.

>>8718570
just look up his place its in butte mt

dude lives on a mountain of butts

>>8718520
sup montana bro

>>8718545
the nacho "cheese" and "chili" is pre-made in bags. the chili is just soy protein and I don't know what the cheese is, but its not real cheese.
But yea i cook all the kinds of hot dogs, we sell pre-made hamburgers and sandwiches but I don't make those, those are shipped to us made already. We get a lot of truckers so we sell Taquitos and Corn Dogs, because they can be eaten on the go, and I make all those
The food is all full of artificial preservatives, but Honestly the food is just prepared by putting it on a tray and into a toaster oven for a few minutes, the gross thing is most employees are too lazy to properly wash the trays or take the temperature of the food to make sure its safe to eat. You're best bet to eat is the hot dogs, cause they just go straight on the spinning grill so they can't really get fucked up by the employee.

>>8718548
Homeless people trying to buy beer/cigarettes with recyclables, telling me to just go cash the cans in when i get off work happens to me almost every day. Also lots of junkies that want to use our bathrooms to shoot up, and then leave their drugs behind. I've gotten lucky and i don't get anything too crazy, but there was one time a guy came in waving a knife around and i thought I was gonna be robbed, but it turns out he had just found a cool knife and wanted to show everyone.

>>8718551
Haven't gotten robbed yet, unless you count shoplifters.
I'm not special needs I just gotta make rent somehow.

>>8718560
pretty sad desu, but beer helps.

>>8718570
That's not a picture of my actual store, but at my store cigs are still 5-6 bucks a pack.
Thats just like top result for image search of "Convenience Store"

>>8718578
Yes i clean everything. Everything i do requires gloves, so i never touch anything. Also i clean a few hours before i cook.

>>8718580
putting food in an oven is technically cooking

>>8718604
>turns out he had just found a cool knife and wanted to show everyone.

Who doesn't like a good knoife

>>8718520

Are you pigeon bro? I miss that dude.

>>8718520
If someone comes in once a week and buys a six pack of beer, do you assume they are an alcoholic and are buy a six pack at different stores each day of the week? Asking for a friend.

>>8718520

>$5 cigarettes

$14 per pack here in JewYork.

>>8719400
was like 15 in upstate WA in some rich city. fuck that shit

>>8718520
How long do you plan on doing this? What's your education level?

I keep getting rejected from jobs for being "over-qualified" which pisses me off to no end because I just want some fucking money.

Do black lives matter?

>>8719482

Employers aren't looking for people who WANT money. They're looking for people who NEED money

>>8718520
Any stories of crazy/interesting customers?

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>>8718520
Truckerbro here. We all appreciate you.

How willing are you to eat any of the food you sell?

How do you go with sleeping during the day?

>>8719482
Start dumbing down your resume if that's the trouble you're having.

>>8718520
have you ever been shot at?

>>8719764
nm you answered this. what do you do when you see kids acting sketchy?

>>8718520
is there a special 'display hotdog' on the rollers? its real but is as old as time and should not be eaten?

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>>8718520
how often do the soda machines/shlushee machines/warming trays/etc. get cleaned? Do you eat food from your store?

>>8718520
Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?

Why do dogs have wet noses?

If you get fired will you die?

>>8719830
It would be extremely painful

>>8718520
It's pretty surreal seeing a cigarette advert.

We got rid of them ages ago in Canada. Hell, they can't even display darts at the counter any more.

>>8718520
Do they still make those hot pocket roll things? Last time I've gotten to have one of those was like 9 years ago

>>8719825
smells are wet.

>>8719504
yes, black lives have a disastrous effect on every area they exist in

9359

I always find threads like these interesting. I get some insight into certain jobs and places.

>>8719722
Spooky pic

>>8718520
don't you get scared of getting shot

are you secretly a super sleeper agent?

I feel asleep and forgot i made this thread
>>8719391
A guy comes in every day and buys 3 40oz of Miller high Life. We don't judge
>>8719482
I just got me bachelors degree, i plan on doing it for a few months. I literally have no money and I volunteered for the worst shift (graveyard) so they hired me on the spot.
>>8719750
Pretty willing. I get to eat all the expired food we don't sell. I do it pretty regularly
>>8719753
Blindfold and ear plugs
>>8719777
Call the cops, non emergency
>>8719812
They never hey cleaned properly. I eat the food regularly
>>8719821
Empire
>>8720473
Not really

Where in gods mouth do they get the taquitos from?

Do you ever fug yourself when there's no customers?

>>8720735
there's a dirty mexican making them out back

Do you go in the torlet and pull your pud when it's quiet?

What do you sell more than anything else in the store, other than gasoline?

>>8720142
They're only really in gas stations in the US. Especially in ghettos. It's one of the last spaces they're allowed to advertise. I think some magazines still have them.

>>8718520
Have you learned to poo in the loo?

>>8720735
A company called Don Miguel
>>8720768
>>8721492
I've thought about it, but never done it

>>8721519
Cigarettes, Beer, and Coffee.
>>8721747
I'm like the only white guy who works there. So yes, I poo in the loo

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>>8719391
1 six pack a week could mean a guy buying his beer a week. If a guy walks in and guys some shit tier vodka and a tall boy every day you know you they are a dirty drunk.

My favorite taco truck is in a liquor store parking lot

>>8719722
I see the weather is a real murder.

>>8721980
That taco truck owner must is a smart man to park there.

>>8719722
You wouldn't happen to be located in northern Maine, would you Truckerbro? I think I've stopped at that Pilot before lololo.

>>8720712
If a kid thats over 18 but under 21 came in with a fake ID and you knew it was fake would you still sell them liquor?

>>8722773
no, fuck that and fuck that kid. I'm not gonna lose my job over that shit.

Is it the worst fucking job ever?

>>8722880
no, not really. its pretty easy desu. Just kinda mind numbing.

I used to do this job.

One time a dude came up to the window in the middle of the night and said he was going to shoot me. Met him at a cocaine party a few days later and knocked him out.

Some guy nearly caught me smoking weed out back when I should have been working. I just denied all knowledge of it with a straight face, even though the entire place was stinking of weed.

I told the Area manager to fuck off once, and he stormed in and complained to my boss, who said to see him after my shift was over. He just told me that he knew the Area Manager was a faggot, but just to not say it to his face in future.

Started a fight with three guys who I thought were laughing at me. I told them not to laugh at me or I'd break their noses. One of them started to laugh, so I bust their noses flat for them. Was off the side of the building too, so there was no cameras.

I also used to just close up the shop and turn the lights off if I wanted some peace and quiet for an hour or so.

I actually quit the place one day, and they took me back about 6 months later.

>>8723089
>I also used to just close up the shop and turn the lights off if I wanted some peace and quiet for an hour or so.
I close shop an hour early every night, and I work alone so I have permission to close the shop if i need to take care of a problem. So if i'm getting alot of shitty customers in a given night, i'll just close extra early and tell my boss the bathrooms were trashed and i needed to clean them.

How easy is it? Is it slow enough that you can just be on your phone or read?

>>8723229
It's pretty slow. I do spend most of my time on my phone but i'll get yelled at by my boss if i'm caught. If there are no customers in the store they want you to be cleaning the store or fronting merch or doing any busy work. But at some point there is literally nothing left to do, so i just read on my phone.I can't get yelled at for not doing my job if my job is already done.

>>8718520
If OP is alive and didn't abandon thread yet:
Do you know /tg/'s Night Shift threads? it's on suptg if not.

>>8723089
You sound like a piece of shit.
You should've been fired.

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Do you ever consider on carrying a gun? You should.

>>8723089
Neck yourself, you immature faggot

>>8724467
>Do you know /tg/'s Night Shift threads?
No, never heard of it, i love /tg/ shit. I'll look into it, what's suptg?
>>8724558
>Do you ever consider on carrying a gun?
Yes, unfortunately I live in commiefornia. So it's real hard to get a CCP

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>>8722572
hahaha

>>8718570
I live in SC and they are barely over $4 for a pack

>>8724558
Even in states where it's easy to get your concealed carry permit, most chain gas stations tell you not to do it. You defend yourself, you get canned.
If it's something you have a reason to be worried about, then don't be a graveyard shift attendant. It's why I quit working in fast food. Worked graveyard, found out the hard way that the company won't do shit to protect you.

>>8718604
>there was one time a guy came in waving a knife around and i thought I was gonna be robbed, but it turns out he had just found a cool knife and wanted to show everyone.
>/k/ goes outside

>>8724879
>Work at an at risk position
>company will fire you if you defend yourself

This should be illegal.

>>8718604
>putting food in an oven is technically cooking
Not really no.

>>8719594
This guy gets it.

>>8723089
>it smells like weed in here wtf
>i don't smell it
>are you smoking weed?!
>no are you crazy?
>but it smells like weed
>i don't smell anything you're crazy
>...but...
It works 65% of the time.

>>8723089
were you raped as a young boy?

>>8725040
What would you call it?

>>8725027
Ye it's much more reasonable for an employer to encourage their uneducated and deranged minimum wage slaves to come to their place of work fully armed. Yknow, just in case...

>>8724738
>what's suptg?

Another fa/tg/uy here. It's one of our external archive sites.

>>8724738
>what's suptg?
Not much, what's up with you?

>>8725253
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=surreal
March 2014

>>8725187
oh ok, i knew about the Wiki but not suptg. Thanks!

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>>8725143
((((lawyers))) dont want the pay out when some gud boy who dindu nuffin gets shot robbing the store

>>8724738
J-frame .38 and shut up

>>8725143

A pistol is reasonable for a minimum wage job where you may get murdered for a goddamn Slushie.

Everyone wants to be gangsta until they have a few slugs in their chest.

>>8725143
>Ye it's much more reasonable for an employer to encourage their uneducated and deranged minimum wage slaves to come to their place of work fully armed.
I am fully educated and only come to work drunk occasionally. Joking aside >>8726335 is right. Corporate Lawyers don't want to deal with anything. The list of thing's i'm not allowed to do is outrageous.
Things I am not allowed to do:
Stop Shoplifters beyond "Sir/Ma'am are you going to pay for that?"
Go outside
Go past the doorway of the walk in freezer
Flip a breaker on the breaker box
If someone robs the store I have to just give them whatever they want and then hope not to get stabbed/shot.

>>8726412
>If someone robs the store I have to just give them whatever they want and then hope not to get stabbed/shot.
Sounds pretty great.

>This is a robbery!
>Sure, take whatever you want. Not my store.

You should get some of your friends to rob you sometime.

>>8726419
yea but theres a chance the robbers will get caught when the police investigate, and if it comes out the robbers of my friends, i'll get fired.

>>8726392
>thinks he'll be able to get the jump on robbers with his phallic symbol.

I was shot in the face as a customer during an armed robbery. The guy came in pointed a gun at my head and fired. Fell to the ground and he was shooting the pharmacist. It isn't like TV, "Alright, see, this is a stickup! Give me your money and no funny business!" It isn't that at all.

>>8725137
Heating.

>>8726335
thats my city for you.

>>8726419
The cops check for that you dingus.

>>8726335
>not wanting money

what kind of communist faggot are you?

>>8726617
Did you get facial reconstruction surgery? Did you manage to save face?

>>8726952
It was only a .25 caliber saturday night special, so it didn't blow my face apart. But he was shorter than me and angling the weapon upwards. Fortunately, my wife had forced me to change from plastic to high density glass for my eyeware 2 weeks before and that's what saved my life. The bullet refracted through the glass and angled into my sinus cavity. Strangely enough, it ended up in my liver and no medfag could ever explain how that happened. I went to a maxolofacial medfag and he said you might have problems in the future with a hole in your sinus cavity, but he didn't want to fuck with it.

One of the humorous things was when I staggered down to the local bar with a stream of blood shooting from under my eye, I, as liberal as even Chomsky, started screaming, "fucking nigger," according to the Mafioso bartender that tried to help me. I was a regular there.

>>8727064
Reality can cure even the most brainwashed liberal.

>>8727064
>bartender
>pharmacist
Fuck off role player

>>8727064

Did they catch the guy?

>>8724758
nice

>>8727197
Fuck you. I have a hole in my sinus cavity and a bullit in the liver. You role play, I don't.

>>8727198
No. Barney Fife, the detective they assigned to the case went on his scheduled vacation the day after because no one was killed. A week later, when I was able to go back to work, we went through a reenactment. I'll never forget his comment, "if it had been me, I would have reached behind my back and pulled my gun and blown his shit away." Yeah, makes sense when there's a finger size fountain of blood spurting from under your eye, your glasses were blown the fuck out and you were at a white collar job at 5 in the afternoon when you should be carrying a gun.

Fucking my country, 'murrica.

>>8727553
>Barney Fife
Oh you, he's a TV detective not a real one!
that was your problem.

>>8727566
Right, but that's exactly what he was IRL.

>>8726617
>I wasn't able to be a hero so neither will you

I don't for some reason that triggered me

>>8727587
seriously thats really shitty. But look on the bright side, you can tell women you got shot in the face an lived. Good pickup line.

>>8727610
Muh, i've used it and it works. I point out the scar, and that really gets them going. It's exotic enough to get women to choose me over boring frat boi Chad. So maybe Tayrone did me a favor.

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>>8718604
>turns out he had just found a cool knife and wanted to show everyone

Op here. Im currently working

>>8722773
not the OP, but i worked at a gas station and i did it on occasion. if the picture on the ID was the person and it wasn't a ridiculous looking fake I'd go for it, but if it was clearly a stolen ID I wouldn't. it wasn't worth the hassle to argue with some dude because his ID didn't looking 100% legit so as long as it was pretty close i'd let it slide.

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>>8724879
>you get canned.

Your life isn't worth a job. I carry a gun at a restaurant that would most likely fire me in the unlikely event that I would have to use it to defend myself. But I agree on not working for companies that would throw you under the bus for such a thing.

There was that one time where a Jet's delivery guy shot a robber or whatever and Jet's refused to fire that employee.

>>8728076
>Jet's

Could have sworn it was them but apparently it was Papa Johns?
https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/us/2015/01/15/papa-john-pizza-stands-by-employee-who-shot-armed-robber-in-self-defense.amp.html

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>>8718520
Have you ever encounter any truckers that you expected were pedos or child traffickers?

>>8728084
No.

>>8723089
>aggressive
>weed junkie
>said your superior to fuck off

You deserved to be fired

Do they care if you're on your phone? I imagine being the graveyard shift things get disgustingly slow. Gotta pass time somehow. Unless they're one of those places that insist "THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO DO!"

>>8728143
They tell me not to be on my phone and that there's always something to do. I go on my phone anyway. Like at some point, there is nothing to do

>>8728146
Sounds like they don't monitor cameras much then at all. I have a boss that just spies on us all day through the cameras and shits on you if he catches you even glancing at the time on your phone.

If I'm a nightowl, would this be an okay job? Or are the crappy people too much to handle?

>>8728149
They look at the cameras but my boss can't bitch at me when i get all the work done.
You get used to crappy people. Kill them with kindness, just be as overly nice as possible, unless they get belligerent then ask them to leave and threaten to call the cops

>>8724758
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