Cheers Guys. I'm plastered already. Looking forward to my

>>8696276
Fucking degenerate

Me too. Looking forward to boiled dinner tomorrow honestly.

>>8696276
Cheers.

I'm gonna have cabbage 3 ways through the day and finish with some mint chocolate chip Ice Cream. But green beer is fucking horrible.

>>8696298
why not just drink guinness and jameson like everyone else?

>>8696276
Today's my birthday. 30th birthday. Think I should give up drinking for a while. Made an ass of myself last weekend.

i forgot about it and already bought ingredients for lasagne

>st patrick's day
>falls during lent
>when any good catholic boy will have given up the sauce and thusly cannot participate

something has gone very wrong here

>>8696399
Well to be fair, religion is mostly just guilt trip bullshit

As long as you're a good person it doesn't really matter what you eat or drink

>work tonight
>going to have to deal with every retard who gets pissed drunk because lmao leprechauns!
Fucking alcoholics

>>8696399
Not only that you can't even eat corned beef today.

>>8696292
Fpbp

>>8697115
Why don't you ask to have the next Patricks day off anon?

>>8696276
I forgot it was st Patrick's day. I finished the bottle of rum I drank most of last night when I woke up. It was 4-5oz. I usually have friends over and make bangers and mash on St. Patrick's day even though I'm not Christian because I'm half irish. I'm not doing anything tonight because I'm driving to my parents house for the weekend.

>>8697777
Also I hate corned beef and I just realized I have to eat that crap tonight. Also I just realized I got quads.

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>>8696276
I dont get plastered on st paddies day

Im mexican

I dont even get plastered on 5 de mayo


Cause im real mexican


I get wasted whenever i damned well please imstead

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I forgot it was St. Patrick's until I was doing my morning exercises and saw a ton of people with their kids dressed in green walking past my apartment towards where I assume the parade is.

Now I guess it's over because they're all walking back and towards the bar districts.
Traffic sounds angry too. Non-stop honking and engines revving. Helecopters flying all over. Kids yelling and screaming and blowing horns.

I'm really glad I'm staying inside today and that I gave up drinking last year.