Alright al/ck/s, I'm thinking of getting a flask. Do any

>>8685927
I alternate between being a severe degenerate alcoholic and a tea totaling bitch, so no.

>>8685927
I bought one when I was in college because it seemed cool and subversive to "concealed carry" some alcohol in public

Then I realized it was kind of a pathetic thing that only actual drunks and edgy people do, so I left it at home, and I think eventually threw it out during a move

>>8685927
I use one for smuggling cheap booze into gigs. I use cheap ones, because sometimes they get confiscated.

>>8685927
flasks are as fedora as it gets

>>8685927
I use it to sneak into the movies when the weather is warm. In the winter I just bring beer in my coat.

>>8685927
Kind of off topic, but I just need to know :
Is it okay for me to drink one beer a day, health wise?
I mostly drink light, local beer with medium abv percentage

>>8686037
Is it okay to shoot heroin once a day?

>>8686040
Not even close to the same thing
0/10 unhelpful prick

I keep one in my car for the driving cocktail on the way home from work.

>>8686053
my guy! always keep a roadie on hand

I use them to collect blood.

>>8686037
Yeah you're fine m80. Don't worry

>>8686071
Thanks for the helpful input man

>>8686053
>>8686058
Yeah drunk driving !

>>8685927
I got one when I was 18 so I could keep it around when I went to a party if it was a bust. I only see myself using it for sneaking it into places like movies and shit. Mine was cheap but Im not gonna throw it out any time soon.

i use a ??oz $2 plastic vodka bottle and then regularly refill it with $14-a-handle whiskey

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>>8686021
What about club/sport flasks like pic related?

>>8685927
I've had one for years and hardly ever use it...
until wedding season. Waiting around between the ceremony and the reception, speeches are taking way too long, Cash bar that doesn't have decent whisky, having a cigar with the groom. If you're going to do a wedding right you need a flask.

>>8686130
Kek

>>8686130
Good one but I hope when you crash and kill yourself nobody else is brought down with you

>>8686040
Depends on what you mean by okay

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>>8686156
>They kept saying there are a lot of women on /ck/, but I didn't want to believe them.

>>8686120
Well then no. Get two.

>>8686186
>anyone against drunk driving is a woman
got 'em!

>>8686209
What he's saying is if you get drunk from having one drink then you're either a woman or a manlet.

>>8686230
I'm asian and 5' 6", but it still takes me 4 drinks to get buzzed. You have to be a 12 year old girl if you get drunk off one drink.

>>8686250
I'm a 12 year old girl, but it still takes me 3 drinks to get buzzed. You have to be a preschooler to get drunk off one drink.

>>8686209
No anyone that is a humorless bitch must be a woman, a fat, ugly woman, a fat, ugly, dickless, frustrated dike woman.

>>8685927
I used to, until I realized halfpints don't set off metal detectors and you can just throw them away when you're done.

>>8686316
>dickless woman
What other kind is there?

>>8686507
>>>/d/

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>>8685927
>I'm thinking of getting a flask.

>>8686037
i would take 2 days off in a week

>>8686300
I'm a preschooler, but it still takes me 2 drinks to get buzzed. You have to be a toddler to get drunk off one drink.

>>8685927
I have a few. Mostly abandoned here during parties, and one I received for being a groomsman at a wedding. I'll fill one before a camping trip because it fits easily in my pack, but that's about it. Typically I just take a bottle wherever I am planning to drink, along with any mixers and ice in a cooler. When I was in high school I used to carry one all the time. But that was a day before metal detectors in schools.

>>8686037
some studies say there are health benefits in an alcoholic beverage a day. Most recommend a glass of red wine though. Antioxidants and such.

>>8686529
> I only understand things in terms of memes and references to autism

There's a problem here, and it's you

>>8685927
i have one and never really used it. i dont get sloshed outside the house because of my accident and im usually the one driving.

>>8685927
I rarely use mine because I can rarely afford spirits. Still a worthwhile thing to have I'd say as other anons have said. I took one filled with bourbon with me into the cinema when I saw Rogue One and dumped it into my frozen coke. Shit was pretty cash.

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>>8686507
The dicked kind, I don't understand your question.

>>8686300
Post feet

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>>8686141
Knows what's going on. I have two different setups depending on how many how many people I know at he wedding/function. The silver one fits perfectly in the inside pocket of a jacket.

a flask is such a middle schooler thing to want

>>8685927
I have one but it's collecting dust.

I don't go out much.

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>>8686898
well spoken, milady

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>>8686869

I also received a flask as a groomsman years back (with an engraved Revolutionary War minuteman on it) and use it for ice fishing a couple of times per year (thou not this or last year, damnit!)

>>8686623
>>8686880
Yeah I've read so many different things fr various sources - guess I'm just gonna have to ask my doctor. Although I can definitely not drink for days, even weeks at a time, I'd rather not. One beer a day seems fine, maybe with a couple days off. Thanks gents

>>8685927
Flasks are like 5 bucks on eBay, it's hardly a life altering financial decision.
Just get one with the lid that says attached when it's undone so you don't lose it when you fall off the park bench.

>>8687500
Wish I had a good reaction image for this
Underrated post

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>>8687500
>>8687500
Found one

>>8686880
>>8687476

Antioxidants are bullshit and do nothing for your health. A healthy diet will give you all you need, and blasting yourself with supplements may actually fuck up your biochemistry more than it helps anything. Resveratol, the antioxidant they laud for being in red wines, does not have significant effects on your body. A beer or two a day isn't bad for your health beyond the calories.

Drink up, friends. Don't let it get in the way of your life.

t. molecular biologist

>>8687590
Damn. Thanks friend, this basically quells my anxiety about drinking a beer or two a day. And low abv beers, at that. Though I will still be consulting my doctor to be on th safe side. But till then, Imma live and be merry (in moderation, of course)

>>8687611
what even is the point of drinking one or two a day?

>>8686130
fuckin lol

>>8687622
Well I don't always
But I work a lot and I like to come home, cook, and drink a beer with my meal. With water too, of course
Lately I've just been less busy because of the project I'm on at work, so I have more time to drink and browse the internet in the evenings until I get assigned to something else.

>>8687650
Gotcha. If I'm busy enough I can pull off 2 or 3 a night, but most of the time I will end up drinking way more than that if I get started

>>8687682
Hah, sometimes I get carried away with 3 or 4 during the weekend and a couple shots if I'm bored enough
And I classify the weekend as Friday evening to Monday morning

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Hello

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>>8687719
Hey. When I took it out for >>8686986
I found it was half full. It's about empty now.

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I've taken to putting vodka in water bottles. Just carry snacks that give you garlicky or onion breath, be careful not to spill or dribble like retard, and no one is wise to it.

Everybody knows what the fuck is in a flask if the see it.

When I was like 18 I bought and 8oz flask. Whenever I would get a bottle of liqour I would fill it up and put it away before the rest of the bottle was drank. When I was 21 I used to always have it full in my backpack and I would drink it on the way home from school or work. Now that I'm older it's hardly ever used.

>>8686788
>I'm a toddler, but it still takes me 1.5 drinks to get buzzed. You have to be an infant to get drunk off one drink.

>>8687590
I worked on synthesis of resveratrol analogues one summer. Small world

>>8686986
>>8688234
>e-virgin

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>>8685927
Pleb. You're either all in or all out.

>>8686141
>>8686098
>>8686028

These are the reasons I have several. I'm a fan, let me tell you, nobody is more loved at a wedding than the guy with a flask for the groomsmen and one for the bridesmaids.

Also quickly became the favorite at a dry wedding for my frat bro (bride's request) when I had booze for him and both mothers.

I also love it for the work christmas party (but then I keep it to myself)

>>8688594
Holy shit I dated this chick who worked on resveratrol at school, she claimed it was magic, I didn't buy it and she hated it, she's a super dyke now

Dunno if this is the main alco thread but I literally relapsed after 2 days by scoring a cheap piece of stew beef and deciding to make Guinness stew. Everyone knows you have to buy at least 8x the amount of beer you actually need for the recipe.
It was all going so well too. So well I might actually be okay tomorrow. I only bought a six-pack of pints so It's not like I'll get more than lightly buzzed.

>>8688698
>>8688594
Resveratrol is a meme. The only real benefit to alcohol is that it's a vasodialator. You get the same good from drinking a couple drinks a day as taking a dose of asprin.

>>8685927

I use my Grandfather's gold flask as "wedding fun insurance". My wife and I go to half a dozen or more weddings a year, bringing a flask of booze ensures I have fun. Solid gold ensures no chemical reaction with my scotch. Apparently the flask was "spoils of war" from some central European shithole he was stationed in during the war, no idea the provenance desu senpai. No interest either. It serves a purpose.

>>8688821
Drinking in pure gold recipient actually poisons you slowly over time
Hope you die soon brah

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>>8688826

t. Buttblasted Euroscum.

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>>8688833
>try to actually help someone
>MUUUUH BUTTBLASTED EUROSCUM ;_;
Now this is
>obsession

>>8688812
>Resveratrol is a meme.
I'm with you there, but I don't really think routine vasodilator use has health benefits

>>8688849

>not being able to afford drinking out of a 22k gold flask

Sham.

I have one and I only use it in winter when skiing.
This and sneaking alc into places are the only legit non-faggot way of using a flask.

>>8685927
a hip fedora

>>8688712
>Guinness stew
You are a saint, good sir

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>>8686040

>>8686040


I am constantly wondering this

>>8688692
>his office Christmas party is dry
top pleb, do you work for Mormons?

>>8689094
Not dry but drink limit, and I find those limits to be ridiculous

>>8686040
Yes, heroin is fine, it's just the cut they put into it that's bad for you.

>Be me
>Be 18 (Some years ago)
>Given flask as present
>Keep filed with Jack
>Literally never had the chance to drink it, in between work and driving
>When either out or at home it was easier just to pour from the original bottle
>Threw the flask away
>Never regretted it

>>8686037
Hell yeah dude, that's the German lunch.

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Had this for a couple years now- my market was selling this weird package deal and the people in front of us bought it without taking the flask with them, so they just gave it to me.

Flasks are utility as fuck, they're not very good for carrying around everywhere unless you need to get drunk everywhere.

>>8685927
I have some flasks buried away somewhere, but even when I was drinking I never used them because they didn't hold enough

>>8685927
Drunk here, I carry two 6oz flasks of whiskey in my suit jacket each day...

>>8689441
Where the fuck do you work that limits drinks at a Christmas party?

>>8689494
>suit jacket
You just told on yourself. If you actually had a job which requires a suit, you'd not have said that.

>>8689616
AA corporate.

>>8689616
Kek. Kind of smart thing to do if you think about it.

>>8686037
u can have 21 drinks a week and be 'safe'

any more than that and youre a 'heavy drinker'

flasks are redundant. It's hard to fill them and if you are trying to conceal your liquor you are better off using vodka in a water bottle. Think about it, if you go out clubbing or to some show and see you nipping from a flask they will kick you out.

I've only ever known them being used to get spirits into a club when everyone's skint.

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I have this... not proud of it but whatever, still works fine.

>>8691666
and no, I don't use it regularly. Maybe once a year

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might as well get a fedora and some fingertip-less gloves while you're at it OP.

>>8689905
This.

The only reason to have a flask is for camping or if you want to bring a small amount of personal liquor to a party.
Or if you have a real office, then you can just use it to pour into your morning coffee or whatever.

What the fuck how are flasks fedora? Are you retards underage? I know plenty of old guys who keep a flask for weddings, funerals, football games, any even that you can wear a coat really

>>8685927
I have one that has the word "TEA" on it in all caps
It is meant to deceive onlookers into believing that the flask has tea instead of liquor on it
It's pretty cute

>>8691708
You ever see a post that asks a question then answers it in an incredulous manner?

>>8689616
>>8689801
Yeah, at a place where enough people got too fucked up one year and ruined all the fun for future parties. They did buy Ubers before the actual party last year for everyone as we all brought flasks and they knew it.

>>8685927
My friend got me a leather covered one. Tremendously better for covert drinking.
Got my families crest branded on it to.
I'll post when I find it

>>8687110
In middle School all I wanted to do was see the early bloomer girls with the huge tits.
Then senior year I volunteered for an elementary school and caught 4th graders fucking.
Times are fucking berserk

>>8688254
He walks around the park with the bottle of water, everybody thinks it's water, but it's vodka! Oldest trick in the book, I think he learned that from me. I was doing that back when I was, 20, 30 years ago, trying to hide it from Tammy.

feely dealy when you wake up and feel great because you're still drunk

>>8687622
You don't always have to get smashed when you drink

>>8693676
Shit, I thought I was posting in the al/ck/ thread.

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>>8693536

>>8693761
Wat?

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>>8693861

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>>8689886
>tfw you oscillate between completely dry and heavy drinker

i don't know whether it's technically binge drinking or short-term heavy drinking, but sometimes i just get drunk for an entire day 2-3 days in a row

>>8685966
not sure bringing a flask to a music festivals, the movies, sports games is edgy or for drunks.

>When you can't tell if your shit ended or if there's more to come
>When you wait too long and some of the shit dries and you have to rip out your ass hairs to get it clean

>>8695760
>not owning a bidet

Savages...

>>8689643
Yup, you caught me. I love LARP'ing about wearing a suit on a fast food and microwave frozen food connoisseur forum

>Drink one bottle
>Get super sleepy
>Wanted to get drunk not sleepy

well whatever ill have another one waiting for me when i wake up

>>8686880
Yes, but the same studies say that if you don't drink, don't start drinking for the health benefits.

>>8686028
>beer
>not hard liquor

Bitch dosent drink 50% alchol vodka lmao

>>8686120
There's not a flask like the Glasgow Rangers (flask)

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>>8685927
I've done my research and can tell you exactly what you want.

Snowpeak Titanium Flask

Lightweight, incredibly durable, and most of all it won't give off any taste or leach anything into your drink.

https://snowpeak.com/collections/flasks-bottles/products/flask-titanium?variant=671155429

They are constantly out of stock though, so you'll have to check back often

>>8692014
Did you have a point? Or are you just trying to show how smart you are by analyzing my post? Please add to the discussion next time

>>8686120
Hello hello.

>>8686880
that's from the grapes not the alcohol by the way

I got a flask as a gift from my brother. Thought it was pretty cool until I actually tried using it. Taking a drink out in public felt wrong. If I kept it in my pocket, the alcohol inside would just get warm and be bad. And if I wanted to drink from it at home then why not use a glass instead?

Now I just have it in the event I don't want to finish a drink, or fall asleep before I do. I'll pour the rest of it into my flask for another day.

>>8685927
i only plan to use it camping.

>>8701572
>Taking a drink out in public felt wrong

The whole point of a flask is to be able to drink in a public place that doesn't have alcohol available you little bitch cuck, kys

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Stanley flask
>>8701736

>>8685927
>POCKET FEDORA
why dont you go ahead aswell and post some ylyl memes you found on /b/ on leddit

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>>8701736
>i only plan to use it camping.
Collapsible water bottles are just about disposable priced, ie clean and pristine. They have carabinger clips, and fold up when you're done with them. It's what I would use if I was trying to sneak some predrinking into a concert parking lot, or inside a couple nips into a purchased Coke. Then, roll out and toss or hide easily in a pocket.

Metallic permanent flasks are really collectibles, getting something that means something to you and you enjoy showing, but you wouldn't put any mixers in there to keep it pristine inside. They're hard to clean. It's nice useful when you don't have the option of something a bit more sugary per your mood, like a touch of roses lime, simple syrup or OJ in there.

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Just buy a normal steel water bottle and put beer in it

>>8701845
yeah thats the one i have

I have a couple of them because I think they're cool but honestly I never end up using them, they just sit on my shelf. You can't bring them to concerts and whatnot because they search you. Golfing and hiking are the only times I've figured out when they're useful, but I don't really even like to drink when I'm hiking and I hardly ever golf.

Suggestions for places to actually use these things?

>>8702063
>Suggestions for places to actually use these things?

Predrinking is the term, to be cheap and save some money, or for convenience sake like to avoid wastefully long times such as in a stadium that doesn't have enough vendors. It's like having a couple of shots before walking into a place where the prices are $15 and up per drink. Be very careful that you don't drink actually inside a vehicle in a parking lot. It counts as DUI for anyone that wants to nail you. Get out of the car, pour it into your uhh, old Taco Bell cup like you just did a drive through, which you pitch into a trash or discreetly litter next to a car tire, so you can pitch it later. Make a big fuss with your friends about the trunk, putting away jackets or some other parking lot getting ready to go inside nonsense, park farrrrr away for that long walk, that gives you a few moment to down some sips.

If you are in fact somewhere they aren't checking your pockets, you can be discreet in bringing booze into a building like at a bar/restaurant having an evening concert, whereby you can supplement an expensive drink menu with a quick pour from your spiced rum flask into a Coke you did purchase. Try this while in line for a bathroom, have a friend hold the glass and block view from employees, while your slight of hand puts a floater there on top from your flask. You can also take a few guzzles if you head outside with smokers from time to time. You can see that if your aim is to stay sloshed, you can save $30/night. This is probably why 151 is key. Flasks hold next to nothing.

Disposables are great though, because if you do get caught, you don't lose something expensive or meaningful for you. I've stood outside a club for an hour waiting for doors to open. That's time you lose your buzz! Be prepared kid.

>buy a pint of booze that is in a glass, not plastic, bottle
>drink booze
>save bottle
>refill with booze from a bigger, cheaper bottle
>cover it in tape or something to conceal its contents/personalize it, or put cheap whiskey in it and leave the original label on to be sneek

lose your five cent flask?
buy another pint bottle.

>>8685927
I got one as a gift, I use it to bring some alcohol, usually rum with me on winter hikes.

Its nice because its not bulky.

>>8688857
>he got it for free
>the person who gave it to him stole it from some dead guy during the war
W-whats the matter, c-cant afford a golden f-flask?