Be honest. Have you ever ordered a salad in an actual restaurant

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bridget Reagan thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "cute" two bit actress, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a terrible actress. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bridget NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "insert some barely related food thread here." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:20:52 Post No.8668544
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:20:52 Post No.8668544 [Report]

>>8668479
Yes, and no, I'm not a grill.
Salads can be awesome meals, when they're good. I go to a Burmese restaurant regularly and order both the tea leaf salad and rainbow salad as my meal. Same at my favorite Thai place, especially in summertime. And there's an AZ style mexican place down the block from my house that makes killer salads. So, yeah, salad is good, and good for you.

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:21:08 Post No.8668545
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>>8668504
People who have enough money to eat out,
You kind of answered your own question.

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:27:46 Post No.8668560
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:27:46 Post No.8668560 [Report]

>>8668545

Personally I hate eating out since the service is hit and miss unless planned well in advance.

Bridget Regan eating salad is a common meme pic, seen it before

Anonymous 2017-03-10 09:06:10 Post No.8669344
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