I made some hot dogs, they are better than your hot dogs. Thyme,

>>8664742
"I don't know how to garnish, let me just throw the shit everywhere"
Also fucking ketchup on a hotdog unironically, you need to kill yourself. Never post again.

>>8664742
I had a long hot dog wrapped in a tortilla from a gas station yesterday. I didn't feel good for a few hours after.

those garnishes look like you just threw thyme and onions at the plate at high velocity, it's ugly.
also
>ketchup
leave

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>>8664742
I made 3 because you made 3

>>8664805
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>>8664857
all of you fast food worshipers are suddenly critics. Caught red handed, you have probably never even tasted thyme or parsley lmfao. btfo.

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>>8664742

>>8664742
Those are better than no one's hot dogs.

>>8664884
Slightly better than OP's shit show, but still complete ass.

>>8664925
These look okay, though I worry what toppings might be lurking under the cheese.

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>>8664742
I make my own hot dogs

>>8664912
What did he mean by this?

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These hot dogs were actually made with pieces of brisket.

>>8665091
>Slightly better than OP's shit show, but still complete ass.

lol, messy dogs are tasty dogs. I wish I had picked up more veg other then broccoli and spinach at the market.

>>8665390
that you need to kill yourself

>>8665407
The "messiness" is not the only problem with them by far. I'm not even sure what that means, really.

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>>8664742
R8 my hot dog

>>8665407
They don't even look that messy, especially in comparison with >>8665399

>>8665437
10/10

>>8665437
He(or she?) looks kinda like an old man dog.

>>8665437
Short haired dogs invariably stink, it's tiny so it's probably annoying as shit, gross bony ass body not good for hugs and play time
2/10

>>8664912
You don't know how to garnish a fucjing hot dog and your best defense is that anyobe poibting this out worships fast food. Fucking neck yourself.

>>8664742
nothing like ketchup and raw onion. *barf*

>>8665523
You're a fag, that's a good doggo.
You're just a jelly cunt.