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I've had an unhealthy half-shit this morning due to some tremendously greasy pizza I ate last night. I also feel slightly sick, so I don't crave the leftovers. The thing is I'm going out to drink later, and don't want to be caught needing a massive shit there, so I don't want to eat anything too fibrous either.
What should I eat that won't leave me feeling too awful but won't make me need a massive shit?
Pic semi-related it's from Google
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Water should help
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You can have either sardines on toast or Subway.
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kys, you piece of garbage. spamming ass hole.
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>>8663822
>don't want to be caught needing a massive shit there
whats wrong with taking a massive dump
it sounds like you're trying to shortchange mother nature and its not going to work
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>>8663859
Millennial detected
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>>8663882
The toilets are usually packed at the place I'm going to. I'm too beta to do a huge shit within inches of a dozen chads socialising.
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>>8663822
just take a tactical shit before you leave
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That pic looks like buffalo pizza aka the worlds best kind of pizza
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>>8663891
Just hide in there til they go away.
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>>8663822
Cheese is sticky, so you're not going to get bad pizza out of your system in half a day. In your situation I'd throw down a lot of water and fiber and resign myself to a big horrible shit in a room full of Chads. Bottom line is eating shitty food results in awful shits.
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>>8663891
Just be drunk. Im a fag and i can talk to girls drunk, i'm sure you can poop under pressure.
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>>8663822
Im glad life is cruel to you. Its rightly deserved
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