>home from college for spring break >finally can eat mom's

No.

nop

>>8657688
Hate to break it to ya bud, your brother is autistic

My sister's like this, it's infuriating. The worst thing is that my dad enables her by letting her eat massive peanut butter sandwiches just before dinner.

>went home for the weekend
>mom made chicken salad
>sent me back to uni with a container of it
>been eating nothing but chicken salad for three days

Pretty good

>>8657688
You're the big brother, just slap him across the mouth and tell him to cut the bullshit

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>>8657688
Remember, don't concern yourself with what others like to eat and don't be concerned about what others think about what you are consuming. So long as you enjoy your food, have no worries! Your life will be much happier that way.

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>brother-in-law
>"oh no thanks, I'm not a 'sea food' person"

Fuck the fuck right off. Grow up and eat the delicious grilled salmon I am serving for dinner you fucking twat groveler.

this is why bullying is a lost art

>>8657688
Holy shit I'm in a similar situation.
>younger brother is 21
>lives at home with my parents
>not going to school/doesn't have a job
>sits on his playstation all day playing games
>never leaves the house
>don't think he's ever consumed alcohol in his life
He's literally the stereotypical /r9k/ NEET.
All he eats are frozen meals.

>>8658517
Beat him up

>>8658517
Make him feel like shit, maybe it'll motivate him to get a job and eat some real food.

>>8658517
Destroy his Playstation

>>8658461
You're not a bully you big fat pussy, shut the fuck up

>>8658459
id be ripshit as well, fucking good Salmon is expensive and usually the type of meal you get rarely.

>Best friends mom got fresh wild salmon, was white and not orange
>didnt debone it
>had to debone while eating it.
>absolutely the best salmon I ever had.

I think cooking with the bones honestly makes it 10x better, just a lot more tedious.

>>8657688
are you me, bruh? can't fucking wait to get home and eat tons of great food

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>parents invite me for visit and dinner after not seeing them for a while
>can't wait to gorge myself on all the leftovers and homemade dinner
>arrive at their house
>nobody there and fridge is near empty
>fuck around for an hour or two
>ring ring ring bananaphone
>"yeah we won't be here for a while, can you cook dinner before we get home?"

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>>8657688
i dont like vegetables that much either but what does your brother eat? practically everything good has vegetables

>>8658454
this desu
great taste in waifu

>>8658459
>seafood

>>8658454
Stop this fucking pasta

>>8658639
>come see us and have dinner!
>lol nevermind we're not home. Make the dinner
Real asshole parents ya got therr

>>8658517
>>don't think he's ever consumed alcohol in his life
how is that a bad thing you alkie piece of shit

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>>8658454
Or we can do it this way
Let your brother continue on his shitty ways
Eat your own food and enjoy it
Don't give a shit about brother
Prolong apathy until all ties are cut
profit