What's the simplest food recipe do you know? Mine's

water

I order the mcchicken

Velveeta shells and cheese
Peas
Ham Cubes
Mrs Dash

tuna
cheese
rice
peas

Apples + water + lemon juice = apple sauce

ラーメン

我乍ら、マックチキンです

baked potato
boiled egg
toast

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Toast sandwich

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>>8651993
我乍てなにww

Risotto alla milanese
Throw in a cup of white rice into a medium-sized pot.
Add chicken stock
Let it cook for ~20 minutes.
Add saffron &/or cheese.
Wala.

>>8652161
look at fucking bill gates with his saffron
how about you offer a recipe for the peasantry
"wala"

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Pea soup.
It is made out of peas.

>>8651982
dumb animeposter

>>8651865
sounds like a travesty of the original

>>8651865
Meatloaf and mashed potatoes.
Literally like 7 ingredients. I make it when I'm broke. Great comfort food.

>>8652161
>not arborio rice
>no white wine
>no onion
Okay...

Wheat tortilla.
To an amount of hot water add a small amount of fat (butter, vegetable oil, shortening, rendered fat, whatever), roughly 10:1.
Knead in wheat flour until a smooth dough is formed.
Separate into suitably sized pieces, roll flat and then toast on a hot pan.

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>>8651865

boiled beans.

boiled rice

boiled meat

Beef stew
Beef stock, potatoes, onions, stewing beef, carrots, worcestershire sauce, paprika, minced garlic. Sometimes I pour like half a beer in as I'm cooking as well.

>>8652460
my man

>get some stuff
>through it in broth or just water if you want

now you have a soup

Omelette.
Eggs, onion, garlic powder, turmeric powder, paprika, dried fenugreek leaves, coriander leaves, green chili pepper, red chili pepper, black pepper and salt.

>>8651865
rice
eggs
pork chops

>chino will never cook for you

Put pan on stove top and warm it. Crack an egg or two. Put it in the pan. When it's cooked put it on a plate and eat it. Also, this one's easy, too. Place bread in toaster and push it down. When it pops up, spread butter or jam or almost anything on top of it.

>>8651868
Haha this.

>>8651865

Cherry tomato sauce:

Olive oil
Diced cooking onion (or garlic if you prefer)
Cherry tomatoes, halved
Fresh basil, chiffonaded
Salt
Just add al dente spaghetti and wala.

Carbonara

Spagetthi
Bacon (inb4 Pancetta)
Garlic
Parmesan
Egg

>>8651865
Caprese: mozzarella, tomatoes, basil, salt, olive oil.

>>8652840
>Carbonara

>Spagetthi
>B ̶a ̶c ̶o ̶n ̶ ( ̶i ̶n ̶b ̶4 ̶ P ̶a ̶n ̶c ̶e ̶t ̶t ̶a ̶) ̶ Guanciale
>G ̶a ̶r ̶l ̶i ̶c ̶
>P ̶a ̶r ̶m ̶e ̶s ̶a ̶n ̶ Pecorino Romano
>Egg
>Black pepper

Three errors and one omission in a five ingredient dish. Fucking Amerifats, I swear.

>>8651865
Tabuli doesn't have lentils, you meant to say durum.

>>8651865

Pretty much anything in a slow cooker.

Made a pork roast for the first time not too long ago. Seasoned and seared, beef broth in and some aromatic veggies to sweat. Red wine in and let reduce. Pork goes back in, all into a dutch oven for three hours.

At least, it sounds good on paper but I fucked it up severely. I had never cooked with wine prior, and got one of those small cardboard juice boxes. Then I had tried to freshly grind my own black pepper courtesy of a grinder I nicked from a Red Lobster, it ended up being too big and coarse and resulted in a crunchy texture to the pork.

all and all, 8/10.

>>8651865
Cut cucumber in pieces
Cut tomatoes in pieces
Add mayo

You've got yourself a salad. You can even omit tomatoes or cucumber and prepare the salad with just one ingridient

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>>8652910
Autism.

>>8652910
Swedish
and of course fucking pepper and salt

Spaghetti aglio e olio.

It's very good as well.

Season 3 when? That show makes me feel so warm and fuzzy and good that it's unbearable.

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>>8652910
>read something you don't like
>assume they're American
>act like a pompous ass

Try my new recipe
Rope
Chair
Neck

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>>8653152
>Search carbonara recipes in English
>Each one is difference
>Search carbonara recipes in Italian
>Every single recipe is the same and contains only eggs, guanciale, pecorino, and black pepper

Really send the brain down the lane.

>>8653158
Why don't you write an article on your blog correcting this mistake?