>be in an asian restaurant >order sushi >start eating

>asian restaurant

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>>8646503

>>8646519

Nothing wrong with this

>>8646519
>>8646528
I went to Japan and everyone there did that

>>8646503
Just realized how much Baron reminds me of reviewbrah.

Isn't sushi traditionally eaten with your hands?

>>8646503
>Things that didnt happen

>>8646503
i was watching some famous sushi guy and he said eating it with your hands is normal. but i think if you arent actually in japan people will think ur weird

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>>8647186
>be op with hyperautism
>advanced levels of autism that shouldn't be possible
>venture out in public
>everyone is staring at him he thinks
>all the people are whispering and smirking behind his back
>in reality nobody cares one bit and no one is looking
>op has a mild panic attack anyway
>begins to sweat profusely
>blood pressure through the roof
>reaches into his pocket for the philadelphia roll hidden there for emergencies
>waitress comes up to check if op needs more water
>op completely loses it, begins jabbering autistically
>shouts M'LADY all of a sudden loud as fuck
>spills his philidelphia roll
>rice and creme cheese everywhere
>op goes to scoop the rice and creme cheese and smoked salmon off the floor
>screeching incoherently
>finally runs out the door holding a pile of food on both hands
>takes an uber home
>offers the driver some pocket food
>driver declines but op leaves some on the seat for him anyways

>>8647179
Yes, it was initially a finger food.

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>>8647179
I doubt it, but what the fuck do I know?

>>8647217
d-delete this

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>>8646503
>disdain
Like this autistic fuck has a leg to stand on