Do waitresses hate being hit on? I didnt say anything but I

Dumbass

>>8643135

Yes.

>>8643135
Depends on the woman
Yes

OP here, im going back tomorrow and im gunna say something

>>8643135
>Did I get played?

The waitress is not in to you. On the other hand, if you enjoyed the doting then she provided a service and you paid for it. So no harm done.

>>8643135
Find out what car she drives.

OP here. Should I offer to buy her a meal? I think Ill joke and ask if she wants me to order anything she can eat off of

>>8643166
just ask for your tip money back and avoid female waiters in the future

it's a lesson hard learned but you hate to ever wonder

>>8643220
You should insist that she sits down at your table and has a drink with you.

>>8643218
Why?

You gave a girl 10 bucks, and didn't fuck her?

>>8643229
you're already stalking her, might was well do it right

>>8643235
Im not. Her name is allie

>>8643233
>$10 hooker
you might be more pathetic than OP

>>8643250
what's even more pathetic is that you're her son

>>8643135
>Do waitresses hate being hit on?
most women don't like it when gross guys make them uncomfortable, so yes

>>8643273
kek fucking rekt

>>8643135
>Do waitresses hate being hit on?
Yes unless you're good looking and charming. Which you are neither if you tipped her 66% for touching your fucking shoulder.

She's there to make money and she probably pulls the same shit on single guy she serves which is also another red flag:

Who goes out to eat alone?

>>8643242
It's Aly. She likes eggs.

>>8643135

It's the service industry, they hate you just on general principle.

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Next time don't tip anything and be rude so she gives you food kisses

>>8643158
WRONG. Depends on how attractive you are. But I have to say that if she put her hands on your should (i.e PHYSICAL CONTACT) that's a bretty good sign

>did i get played

no, you chose to pay money, retrospectively, because you got flirted with.

i don't understand people who tip more because the waitress is nice to them. why the fuck do you do this?

i can see a rational economic argument for it if you just want to see more hot waitresses in restaurants so you reward them.

but just paying out of gratitude? what the fuck is that about?

>>8643135
>at work
>waiting on 4 tables
>my feet hurt
>I'm tired
>jackass sitting by himself at table 7 keeps flirting with me

Yeah, no they love it.

>>8645129
It's an american thing.

>>8643135
You didn't even get played. You're just an idiot.

>>8643135
I get paid to be nice to you. Please stop

>>8643135
Betamax

>Cute little half paki

lol, she's most likely inbred and already has an arranged marriage with a first cousin.

>>8643135
jesus. i recognised this pornstar from the little picture in the catalog.

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when she asks for your order tomorrow tell her you want a tossed salad and then wink at her and see how she reacts

>>8645449
Or you can ask her if she is a student studying archeology and tell her you have a bone for her to inspect.

>>8645486
This OP, girls love that line. Be sure to tip 300% and maybe draw a few hearts on the bills so she knows you are a romantic guy

>>8643135
Dude you might want to go to the hospital so they can diagnose your mental retardation.

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Imagine being this naive and beta.

There's no point in constantly wondering what she's thinking. Next time you go there ask her if if she wants to get some coffee or ask for her number. Then you'll have your answer.

>>8643135
God damn, shit like this thread make me realize my terrible social skills aren't that bad in the grand scheme of things. Quit being so spergy OP.

In my experience, waitresses look at customers like a stop sign and play the role of little miss sweet. But catch the waitress all alone after her shift, get the digits take, her out, and then dump-hit the ass with the meat.

I don't like people so I wouldn't have tipped her.

>>8643135

Hahahaha dummy

>be me, waitress at a restaurant
>see a balding, twitchy guy sit down
>take his order
>he's staring at me really hard
>very uncomfortable, act very nice so I don't set this crazy guy off
>serve him is food, still staring at me, mumbles incoherently between clicking noises and twitches
>finally leaves, check the tip
>10 dollars
>realize he was just retarded

what do I do, /ck/? was it ethical to take his money when he barely had functioning intelligence? Should I have refused? Did I take advantage of his incredible autism?

>>8643135
Next time, tell her:
> I really enjoyed eating this meal off of a plate, but I think I'd enjoy eating out of your asshole even more
It's a sure fire way to get her into dem sheetz breh

>>8643135
Don't hit on your waitresses. They try to be friendly because that's part of good service.

If she writes her phone number on your check it's a different story.

>>8643135
its her job to be nice retard. better tips.

>>8643135
>Cute little half paki waitress
she wanted you to rape her so that you would then be forced to marry her.

ugh, i hate shitlords that don't understand foreign cultures.

>>8643135

Protip: All women like being hit on. They only don't like it if you suck at hitting on them and offend/disgust them or make things awkward.

You gotta be subtle. Subtle enough that what you're doing could be interpreted as "just being friendly".

It's not even really a lady thing. It's a people thing. Don't be offensive or awkward if you want to get on somebody's good side. Take the damn spaghetti out of your pockets.

Ok, I'm done trying to educate you robots.

>>8647594
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