when i was a kid and it got cold my dad used to say "it's chilly willies" and now every time someone says the word "chilly" i have to stop myself going "haha chilly willies"
>>8642348
>>8642348
Wtf does this have to do with food/cooking O.o
I wonder if your dad was a good person.
>>8642348
haha when it was chilly out, my uncle ted used to touch my willie to make it bigger, how weird is that?
When I was a kid my dad told me that salt would burn a hole in my skin. The context being that we would get a lot of fast food and I always spilt my fries in the car and the backseat would get all salty.
Now I don't eat I'm the car at all. Not because I'm worried about my skin burning but because I don't want to get grease and salt on shit.
>>8643909
this happened back when I was 27-34 btw
>>8643911
>I don't eat I'm the car
What did he mean by this?
>>8643951
I DON'T EAT
I'M THE CAR
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOU
>>8643889
Not OP but I like to think he is
nuke this thread from orbit
>>8642348
Was that your dad's excuse to put his willy in your butthole to warm it up?