Guys when they say "hot cereal" do they mean heated

>>8632341
it means things like oatmeal which are heated during preparation

>>8632341
Honeycombs are not a hot cereal.

fuckin noob. You're supposed to fry the cereal in a pan with butter preferably, just until lightly browned, then add milk, and reduce until thick. wala--hot cereal

>>8632341
You're supposed to eat them like that, you made them perfectly then wasted them.

Shame desu

>>8632341
Go to bed, Johnny.

I know this is a troll thread, but for anyone looking for actual hot cereals.
>wheat farina
>oatmeal
>cream of wheat
>grits
etc

>>8632375
you forgot gruel

>>8632449
Gruel doesn't mean anything. It's like saying porridge.

Or hot cereal.

I fucking hate this board so goddamn much.

>>8632341
They are talking about oatmeal and grits you stupid fuck

>>8632341
Fucked me up the first time I heard "cold cereal", all cereal had been to me had been some sugary crispy shit with cold milk poured over it.
turns out things like "cream of wheat" are "hot cereal" and those were more common once.

>>8632341
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>>8634038
It sounds like you actually believe him.

>>8632341
why

>>8632375
Farina is quite a treat with a pad of butter and a sprinkle of sugar on top, especially after the top forms a slight crust.

>>8632341
Hot cereal refers to foods composed of cereal grains and liquid prepared hot.
Honey combs should be eaten cold, you clod

>>8634183
I've taken to brown rice farina recently.

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>>8634199

>>8632341
OP, you can't make hot cereal in a microwave. This is what you do
>cast iron pan, smoking hot (keep that shit on high, nigga)
>add milk
>wait until milk is almost brown
>add cereal and just a pinch of cream of tartar (to keep the milk from getting too watery)
>cook until cereal starts to brown
>serve hot

You need to heat it up with the milk, bud.

Protip: Grape Nuts hot are top-tier

>>8634452
But then they lose their delicious crunch.

Someone needs to invent a crunchy hot cereal.

>>8634456
>crunchy hot cereal
That's my nickname for your mom

>>8634161
>i was only pretending to be retarded XD!

>>8632341
love this board 2bh

>>8635073
>being so new that you can't spot obvious bait
You have to go back.

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>>8632375
Ollebrod is god tier.

Filling, healthy, hearty and naturally sweet.

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>>8632341
> stuffing cereal down the sink-erator
> instead of tossing it in the backyard for the birds and squirrels.

Enjoy your fucked up plumbing, OP.

>>8635208
It's going to get wet and disintegrate into pretty much nothing. You've probably put worse down your sink every day rinsing off plates and pots and pans.

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>>8635228


The plumbing from your kitchen sink is only 2” inside diameter and not made for solid wastes and it’s usually quite a ways off from the black line (the 4” pipe from your toilet) where it connects into the system.

Both these mean that solid wastes get caught / stuck to the inside of the pipe, which causes more solid wastes to get caught / stuck, eventually backing up your drains.

Sink-erators are a scam promote by the plumbingjews.

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>>8635300
>Sink-erators are a scam promote by the plumbingjews.

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>>8635321

Got ahead and shove solid waste down the kitchen sink, it's not my house.

>>8635300
I've literally never called a plumber and I do stuff like OP does all the time.

>>8635355
My grandmother has been doing it for literally 25 years in her current house.

When her old garbage disposal broke she bought a new one. And it was the original one that was in the house when they bought it. The new one has been going fine for ~3 years now.

She's never had to call a plumber for a clogged sink.

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>>8632341
Hot cereal are cereals which generally need to be cooked. Cream of Wheat, Cream of Rice, Malt-O-Meal, Oatmeal of various kinds, 5 Grain Cereal, etc.

>>8635208
>sinkerator

do people actually call it this

>>8635406
Mine has "In-sinkerator" stamped on it.

>>8636095
thats the brand, not the product.

>A garbage disposal unit (also known as a garbage disposal, waste disposal unit, garbage disposer, or in Canadian English a garburator)

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>>8636106

>>8632375
Are grits easy to make from scratch?

>>8636870
No
It's a pretty tedious process prepping the kernels and grinding them is kinda tough
Just buy instant grits

>>8636875
K thanks.

>>8632365
this

>>8632341
I know this is a troll post however I had a friend who legitimately did have hot cereal

He would do this:
Fill bowl with milk
Microwave for a while till it was pretty hot but not boiling
Pour in cocopops
Add some melted ice cream
Microwave again very briefly

Was a monstrosity but I have to admit it was a tasty result