Could I impress a girl with my chili? Do girls eat spicy foods

>>8628886
>Do girls even eat
No, anon.

Girls attempt to blend in with humans, so they sometimes swallow food and drink, but their digestive system is vestigial. When they're alone at the end of the day, they regurgitate whatever they've ingested in the day. Girls subsist entirely on human suffering.

Trust me. I'm a doctor.

Theres plenty of girls who like chili but i'd say dont go spicy the first time

>>8628886
Nope, only sweet crap will do, like muffins, cupcakes, or muffins. Rest isn't glamorous enough for them.

>>8628886
Don't even try to impress a girl with your spicy chili. We do not eat.

>>8628886
>bait/10
That being said, I did once have an ex who liked to crow about the fearsome spice tolerance her heritage bequeathed her--boasts that would quietly evaporate whenever we had really spicy food.

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>>8628915

I like your use of language anon

>>8628944
If someone talked to me like that in real life I would leave

Chicks like it because their dad had a favorite chili recipe they grew up eating

>>8628912
please be in london

Its my understanding that spicy food disgusts a majority of women.
Its my assumption that the first thing that enters their mind is the disgusting hot shits that result from it.

>>8628886
1982, thats the same year I was born. She looks old. Now I feel older than before I read this .