Has anyone ever cooked an Ostrich egg? They are sometimes sold

>>8623350
Could an egg that size be boiled?

>>8623357
with a big pot

>>8623368
for emu

>>8623374
Underrated

you guys do know egg white is basically cum right?

>>8623402
and cow milk is basically 50% pus?
promptly fuck off

>>8623416

It's actually modified sweat.

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Have you ever had an ostrich burger?

They say it's less fatty, but you eat more of it.

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>>8623374

>>8623436
I watched that episode just last night.

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>>8623357
>>8623368
>>8623374

Moments like these are why we should keep on living.

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>>8623374

>>8623350
My mom used to use them to make quiche and frittata. They're good but I'm not sure if they're worth the price.

>>8623357
>>8623368
>>8623374
samefag

>>8626809
is that paul atreides?

>>8623350
Had some only once a long time ago, just one fed 5 people with extra left over. iirc, we just made it into breakfast burritos with your usual additions like bell pepper, onion, sausage etc... It tasted like regular egg to me, though thats probably the outcome of how we ate it. You could probably taste a difference eating it by itself

>>8623402
Think up better scare tactics, petafag

Cook it and get it right in front of the mother. This will assure your dominance over her and she will allow you to breed her whenever you want.

>>8623382
How can it be underrated when at the time there had been no further posts? In the end it got quite a large amount of (you)s for the threads current size. Given the derivative meme nature it is certainly an enjoyable if OVERRATED post.

Hold your tongue next time, cunt ;)

I've always heard making a cake with ostrich eggs was delicious

>>8629354

>2017
>noko

What? That sounds digusting

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>>8623350
Keith Floyd did. In front of a herd of fucking ostriches. Like a boss.

https://youtu.be/ypoH2Z3khZ0?t=229

For real if there was anything incredible about Ostrich Eggs there'd surely be the great chefs using it in dishes.

>>8630076
I fucking love Keith

>>8626846
Given the poster count there's at worst two instances of samefaggotry

>>8630076
Marvelous. It ends with the ostriches wrecking everything.

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>>8623374

>>8629320
>he spends his time lurking and documenting posts on a Ukrainian clock making forum

Why don't they sell them at my local grocery store?

>>8623350
I've shit bigger eggs than that son

>>8623350
All eggs taste the same to me

>>8630076
I still drink a whole bottle of wine on his birthday in memory of this magnificent bastard.

>>8631162
If you drink a bottle of wine every day it doesn't count

>>8623374
that is just too fucking epic

>>8631551
You have to go back.

>>8623402
wtf I hate eggs now!

>>8623374
I don't get it

>>8623374
Thanks anon, that really helped to break me out of my melancholic mood.

>>8630076
Spectacular.

>>8623402
Howling

>>8626847
It's the president's son.

>>8632240
kys /brit/