>Steal a little Jack Daniels from my roommate >Lose track

just tell him that you'll buy the next one. be a man about it, you drunkard.

>>8619087
stop being such a shitty friend

>>8619087
1. If he drinks it straight, yeah
2. If he mixes it, probably not
3. If he's degenerate alkie enough to tell by color, yeah
But even if he can't tell, you still shouldn't do it cause it's a bitch move. You're not a bitch, are you, OP?

>>8619103
Good job, I'm sure you influenced him enough to be less of a shitbag.

>>8619115
thanks, if he doesn't listen I'll tell him to hang himself from the nearest tree

>>8619087
just buy him another BEFORE he brings it up. he will probably notice

>>8619087
>>8619110
>jack daniel's
He most likely mixes it like a faggot and is not an alkie.
Hell, add some food coloring or something, fuck it.
Else just BUY SOME MORE FOR HIM.

I'd rather have half a bottle of whisky than a full bottle of whisky flavoured water.

Do you have any wooden barrels in your apartment? It might not be too late to homebrew some whiskey and pour it into his bottle before he notices.

Mix water with rubbing alcohol or mouthwash to give it some kick so he wont notice

>>8619087
>its a "anon has to guy to the store and buy another bottle to replace the one he drank before his roommate gets home" episode

i hope theres a twist at the end where he gives it to you as a gift! that would be hi-larious!

>>8619335
kekkity kek

>>8619087
just apologize and buy him some drinks, you piece of shit roommate.

>>8619087
Don't be a cheap fuck, but some more for him.

>>8619087
A third of the bottle isn't "a little". You owe your roommate another bottle. Don't water it down. That's douchier than stealing it in the first place. Is this bait? What the hell are you thinking?

A fifth of jack is what, $20? Just buy him a new bottle. Its not like it was something nice or rare

>>8619093
first post - best post.

I'm an alchy and id be pissed. if its been sitting for a while and you wanna be a faggot.. just fill it with water.

if you wanna be a man. leave the rest and buy him a new one so he has even more

>>8619093
This.
If he's not a huge asshole, he'll understand.
I did that once; my roommate and I drank our other roommate's beer (we we're both home with the flu, and alcohol was the only thing that was taking our minds off being sick), and we told him when he got home that we'd pay for more. Unfortunately, our roommate WAS a huge asshole and made a huge fucking deal about it. You never know how it's going to work out, but honesty is usually the best policy (for you anyway, in my experience, honesty is really only good for the person being honest, because it let's your conscience be clear, while other people usually don't like or want to hear the truth).

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>roommates

>>8619087
Fill it back up with piss