Childhood is when you idolize drumsticks. Adulthood is when you

>>8613772
Adulthood is when you realize it doesn't fucking matter because it all tastes the same.
I always cringe when I hear people order only flats or only drumsticks.

>>8613772

More meat in flats as well.

Lets just admit that both have their pros and cons and none would be complete without the other

>>8613772
>more tender
It's fried chicken man what the fuck are you retarded?

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>>8613772

Manhood is when you just want some nice tits

>>8613788
Chicken breast is for soccer moms though

>>8613772
I agree with this, but I still enjoy an equal mix of both. For variety sake. If you don't enjoy both, I can't help you.

>>8613788
Are you fucking kidding? That's kiddie tier.

>>8613772
Adulthood is eating both with gusto

When I was a kid, I liked flats more because I could stick my tongue between the bones

An actual adult man eat the whole bird you fucking manlets.

>>8613772
flats > drums

Flats have more tasty meat, and are easier to eat.

>>8613780
They don't taste the same. Flats are tastier.

>>8613788
Didn't realize manhood meant wanting food with absolutely no flavor of it's own.

Enlightenment is when you realize boneless wings are the best.

>>8613772
Old age is when you realise eating genetically modified mass produced meat is degenerate

>>8613878
>boneless """"wings""""
No one should even be legally allowed to call those wings.

Where the fuck are you people from? I'm almost 30 years old and I've never heard anyone refer to the non-drumstick portion of wings as "flats". It sounds like something a child would say.

>>8613891
What the fuck do you call them then? The official term is flats, as far as I know.

>>8613801
soccer moms and /fit/izens
tfw /fit/ co/ck/ suc/k/er and my diet is retarded strict now

>>8613850
This guy has the right idea

>>8613772
i never liked the drumsticks
i always pushed the meat through the bones of the wing with my tongue

>>8613896

They've always just been drumsticks and wings to me.

>>8613929
You're a moron

>>8613896
In Chinese, they are called chicken middle wing. Just chicken wing typically refers to the whole wing (drumette, flat, tip).

>>8613929
Jesus fucking Christ, anon.

>>8613772

i would buy only flats if i could

>>8613772

>Americans call chicken wings "flats"

>fucking FLATS

>>8614008
they are both parts of a chicken wing, you have to differentiate them somehow you obsessed faggot

>>8614008
That's because we are more precise. The flat is a section of a chicken wing, not a chick wing. Also OBSESSED

>>8613964
they sell only flats pretty much everywhere

>>8614018

not where i live

>>8613878
>not cooking with the bone in to add more flavor

Kill yourself, pleb.

Do you eat the cartilage /ck/?
....I dont

>>8614058
Yes but I also eat ass so...

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>>8614065
>mfw i also eat cartilage and ass

>>8613772
>Not the thighs
Why not? More meat to eat.

>>8614495
My nigga. Thighs are the only answer.

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>when you have a friend who like the opposite one that you like so you can perfectly split a big order of wings with each other

There is no truer camaraderie.

>>8613780
Only rational post ITT

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>>8613772
I actually prefered the flats as a kid because i would shove my tongue through the bones

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>>8613868
You are correct

>>8613884
It will have to do until I can grow my own genetically enhanced meat.

>>8613786
I don't agree to that

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>>8614048
Are you implying that boneless wings are still wing meat?
Because you're stupid if you are, boneless "wings" are hunks of breast meat, like any other chicken nugget.

>>8614603
>I don't know how to read, the post

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>>8614548
T..that's pretty hot, anon.

>>8614613
There are no bones in a chicken breast

>>8614620
>I don't know how to read part 2, electric boogaloo

>>8613786
I agree with you Senpai

>>8613772
adulthood is when you realize thighs make more sense

>>8613780
middle of the road cuck

>>8613929
This is how we say it in the city. "Flats" must be a flyover thing

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>>8614753
I don't want to grow up

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>>8614765

>two daddies brainwashed coastie doesn't even know they're both part of the wing

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This is the most patrician way to prepare them. You all have zero class.

>>8614753
Thighs are great, but wings have a higher skin to meat ratio, when you want to be indulgent.

>>8615027
kill yourself

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>>8615027

>>8613788
Literally the only people in the world that prefer chicken breast are soccer moms and tendie only eating faggots.

America is literally the only country on the planet where white meat cost more than dark meat.

>>8613780
Stop misusing "cringe" you fucking redditor

>>8615104
?

>>8613772
based chef john taught me well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRcOY-PvOC8

I fell in love with boneless chicken thighs last year. Just cooked in a little oil and butter and seasoned with salt and pepper. So simple, and surprisingly tasty. Never dry either.

>>8615525
you know what else is never dry? MY MOM

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>>8613772
As I grew up, I realize that the only reason I preferred drums was because it was easier to get to the good parts. As an adult, I wasn't embarrassed to disassemble flats anymore.

Yep, further proves how childish of an eater my 54 year old mom is. She likes drumsticks more than flats and she hates onion/garlic in her food unless it's completely melted away.

>>8615103
This.
Fucking hell. Companies here proudly put notices and ads saying they "only use 100% white or breast meat", to the point people now think dark meat is somehow inferior or lower quality.
That coupled with factory chickens already tasting like nothing you just get these horrible extra flavourless meals. It's terrible.

>>8615571
>she hates onion/garlic in her food unless it's completely melted away.
It always really saddens me to hear things like this.
Like, how does anyone dislike onion and garlic?
They're so amazing and are key to the flavour of so many great things. I just can't imagine these people liking food much at all.

Wise old age is when you realize tendies were superior all along

>>8615104

>accuses someone of using Reddit
>says "redditor"

literally gtfo

>>8613780
this. fucking niggers and crackers I swear. why can't we build a wall to keep out basic eating cucks instead of immigrants.

>eating meat

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I can fit a fullsized drumstick in my foreskin.

>>8614753
>Every bite is a roulette of cartilage, skin, unidentifiably slime, or a little piece of meat
fuck em

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>>8617527