>your up chilling in your room playing call of duty when your

>>8613592
her pussy

SHUT UP MOM

>>8613602
second

Mom's pussy is the best

take a big boy bite

>>8613592
That bitch looks busted as fuck

>Probably some 15 minute shit from the oven

There's a reason I do all the cooking for my family

>>8613660
fuck you, don't talk about my mom like that

>>8613592
>playing call of duty

I'm not a faggot OP, try again.

that lazy cunt probably just steamed some broccoli and burnt some chicken and maybe made some instant mash potatoes

i hate my mom

>tfw it's a 1997 thread

>>8613592
Well, it's been 20 years since I've lived with my parents, so I can barely fathom that scenario.
However, I do remember what it was like living at home.
>mom is SuperMomCrazyHomemakerExPro
>we're not allowed to take any kind of food or drink to our rooms, not even water
>we ONLY eat at the table, either the breakfast table, or the dining table
>mom teaches us how to cook, but because of her professional training treats the kitchen like a pro kitchen and we better follow the line or get out
>NEVER put something where it doesn't belong, or else
>Unfortunately carry that over to my own family and everyone is scared to fuck with my kitchen.
>However, Mom was an awesome cook and every meal was delicious, and I'm glad to have had the training because my family loves my cooking (even if they aren't allowed to fuck with my kitchen).
>My son is finally letting me teach him some cooking techniques, and I'm trying really hard to be way more casual about it than my mom was.

>>8613592
At least she's using a Magnalite pot. That's the only good thing I see in the pic.

>>8613592
I'd hope we got fucking takeout. My mother can't cook for shit, she doesn't own any spices beyond salt and pepper. If she cooked, it's gonna be a bland as fuck meal. Everything will likely be overcooked, and Dad will rave about how fucking good it is because the marriage is failing hard and the only reason they don't get a divorce is because they're catholic.

>>8613592
>your up chilling in your room playing call of duty
Yikes. I'd more readily admit to jerking off to gay porn than playing Call of Duty.

I hope it's her veggie meatloaf and garlic mashed potatoes.

Love you, mom. :')

>my mum never cooked
What is this lie

>>8613690
kek

>>8613689
Good for your dad putting in effort. Marriage takes work.