Guy Fieri could quite easily have the greatest job possible in

>>8613514

Food Network Executives:

>go here, now, because we told you

G.F:

>o-okay

He's not just wandering around finding shit, or even choosing where to go, he's just a lackey doing as he's told. Fuck that job into the river and drown it.

>HERRRRR MUH 9001TH CONSUME MOTZABALLzzzzzzz DERRRRRRR
>PUKKA

>>8613514
bit of trivia for ya, every episode is basically a game of russian roulette for him cause he has serious food allergies

>>8613514
He spends a lot of time away from his family. That can't be a very appealing aspect of the job.

>>8613523

And he hates eggs but all of these fancy hipster diners put a fried egg on their sandwiches so he has to bite the bullet and pretend he enjoys it.

>>8614068
He doesn't eat eggs on the show, there was one episode where he tasted an egg and he freaked out

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>>8614068
>>8614076
I don't like eggs either, I think Guy Fierri might be my spirit animal.

>>8613514
>That he's perfect
eggs are perfect. anyone that don't like eggs can fuck off and they definitely shouldn't be doing a show like DDD

but yeah what a perfect job to have

He seriously has ovaphobia?

I want to strap him down and feed him barely-cooked runny duck egg whites.

>>8613514
>Besides looking like a faggot Sammy Hagar wannabe with his sweet bleached spiked 80's hair

>>8615975
Not ovaphobia, just a man child who thinks eggs are gross.

>>8613514
The real dream of wandering around finding the most interesting culinary experiences is lived by Anthony Bourdain. Also since he's a real journalist/chef he doesn't have to act like smash mouth and he can eat better than just greasy spoons.

>>8613514
>be guy ferrari
>get cushiony job where i travel eating at diners drive ins and dives
>all three serve breakfast food
>eggs are bedfast food
>i hate eggs
>have to eat eggs so alton brown will pay me and free my son
>vomit off camera
>'thats it for this episode of triple d'

>>8617368
>Also since bourdain's a real pretentious junkie
ftfy

>>8617426
All the great artists are/were.