So I just got a blender like every other 20 something year old

>>8613432

Chia, avocado, white grapes, plain greek yogurt, honey. My daily breakfast for the past few months.

>>8613432
Kale, pineapple, soy milk

Greek yogurt, powdered peanut butter, ice, banana, and a splash of milk if it's too thick

Dog likes it too, especially if I add a spoon of puréed pumpkin

>>8613444
Also for green, cucumber, pineapple, lemon, and add that to whatever your base is. Preferably yogurt since milk will curdle immediately

I buy fuckhuge bins of spinach, puree them and freeze them in an ice tray and then use the cubes in my smoothies which usually are spinach cubes, frozen pineapple, a whole lemon, coconut water and protein powder. and whatever fruit is on hand.

Even kale in a smoothie is too bitter for me

>>8613828
>a whole lemon,
so rind and all?

I hope you bought a vitamix OP

>>8613831
No I peel it. Some people do put it in with the rind but I cba to wash all my lemons

>chopping up the nutrients and fiber
Eat fruit raw you pleb.

>>8613432
there are no limits to green smoothies, id instead recommend finding a good spot to shop for vegetables and get whatever jumps out to you

>>8613849
I initially bought the blender because I like next to a small produce mart that sells their stuff cheap.

>>8613833
>vitamix
Ninja Blender.

Freezing the banana gives milkshake texture without having to water smoothies down with ice.

I like to keep it simple: frozen banana, milk, a little Greek yogurt, PB, spinach.

>>8613862
buy a vitamix next time. the certified refurbished ones from the company usually go down to 200-250. you'll thank me one day

>>8613432
Powdered PB, Flax Seed, Banana, vanilla greek yoghurt, ice

Pineapple, coconut water, lemon, white grapes, cucumber slices

Blackberry, raspberry, pommegranite, spinnach, honey, strawberries

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>>8613432
>So I just got a blender like every other 20 something year old faggot who thought once about getting healthy.

Is this what millennials think blenders are for? "Getting healthy"? What does that even mean? What other bizarre associations do you have with kitchen appliances? Are toaster ovens an aphrodisiac? Are knife sharpeners best for bereavement?

>>8615998
>millennials
jfc stop thinking in terms of marketing buzzwords

>>8616007
Fine, "shit-for-brains youngsters", is that better? I forgot shit-for-brains youngsters think they're too good for marketing even though they spend all their time on their 'apps' being marketed to

>>8616008
>everybody under 35 is exactly the same
autism

>>8615998
shut up, grandpa

>>8615998
>I I just got a rental car like every other 20 something year old faggot going on a road trip to Los Angeles.

Is this what millennials think cars are for? "Road tripping to LA"? What other bizarre associations do you have with vehicles? Are trains for New Orleans? Are helicopters best for Seattle?