What very hot curry (takeaway in Europe not Asia) does /ck/ recommend?
Loves me sum chicken phaal, got a naga chicken being delivered in a couple of hours. What else is delicious but not so hot it's retarded and inedible?
>>8612759
Why have you fallen for the spicy meme anon?
>>8612764
I don't know? I suppose I'm just bored with everything else. Spicy food is delish af as long as I can taste the food under the pain. Phaal for example has a unique, exotic, fruity taste to it once your head stops exploding
>>8612770
Drink bleach, that is "spicy" as well.
>>8612770
But you can't taste anything because you've fucked up your senses.
It's like having a wank while setting your balls on fire.
>>8612795
I once touched myself after handling chili peppers. Never again.
>>8612759
I'm a Dhansaak man myself sorry
Not sure if I they delivered early, or I can see through fucking time after one spoonful.
Naga chilli recommended as fuck. Holy crap that's hot.
>>8612947
Can you taste anything?
>>8613139
Yeah man, imo that's the mark of a good curry. It has a vicious heat to it, but at the same time you can taste the tropical, sweet, fruity goodness of the chilli. Pure heat on its own is naff, but a good curry will imo have a delicious, fruity sweetness and a tasty, earthy veg taste alongside the soft fattiness of the meat.
Not looking forward to shitting tomorrow, but worth it every now and again. And must-do last meal if you're going to prison the day after.
>>8612759
Vindaloo
Classic, very hot, enjoy the pain again again in da loo.
>>8613166
>he's going to be shitting in a cell tomorrow
What did you do?
>>8613201
Ah just some trivial shit. I'm an al/ck regular. Lawyer says 70-80% chance of acquittal.
CURRIES
>>8613210
Bollocks. You're British.
Nobody here says lawyer
>>8613398
Yeah I'm a Brit. What of my bollocks?
I prefer the Madras over the Vindaloo.
The Madras is hot but should have a fruitiness from tamarinds and lime. It is to me the perfect curry taste.
>>8613398
Scottish filth no doubt
http://www.shortlist.com/home/man-becomes-first-ever-to-eat-plate-of-worlds-hottest-curry
>A doctor has become the first person to eat an entire plateful of the world's hottest curry - 10,000 times hotter than a bottle of tabasco sauce. Ian Rothwell, 55, started hallucinating halfway through eating the fiery Widower chicken curry, which hits a whopping six million Scovilles.
N...not s..s...sure if want...
>>8613431
Chicken Achar for me. Not spicy but tangy and packed with flavour.
>>8613210
>>I'm an al/ck regula
>going to prison tomorrow
You better neck yourself before you start giving Tyrone your boy pussy for hooch anon