>go to asian fusion place that has "bowls" >western

>>8611469
FAT

>>8611469
FAT

>go to Mexican restaurant
>ask for mole
>they bring me grilled guinea pig

So how was the "primavera?"

>>8611469
Wall-E was a movie not an instruction manual

>>8611469

>he hasn't figured out what italian food is called from eating too much michelina's

faggot, I'll be over here enjoying my pomodoro.

>>8611469
>server informs me that I was not actually supposed to open carry in the bar area, and calls the cops on me, scaring off my date

/k/ as fuck, so why didn't you take her to Applebees if you were going to OC?
also. >fatty

Imagine being so fat that your wrist has a fold. That must take years of self abuse.

Why would you carry a gun into a restaurant? If you live in Detroit I understand.

>>8611728
Why do some people wear nice clothes and cowboy boots in a restaurant?

>>8611469
Is that a fucking baby with a extra tiny flask?

>>8611734
Because they remember the Alamo, silly

>>8611728
R U Retarded?

>>8611469
BIG

>>8611469
MEATY

>>8611469
CLAWS

>>8611476
>>8611481

That's not fat, that's morbidly obese.

>>8611469
>baby hand

>>8611734
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot their waiter before skipping out on the check

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>>8611469
I use to be a clown and your hand reminds me of balloon animals, which I loved to make.