It's late, you're heading for bed. It knocks on the

>>8601500
Microwaved pickle

>>8601500

Frozen pickle

>>8601500
My body temperature pickle

Wait, can I make you a meal and still come with you?

Chicken wings with a fucking hellish hot sauce

Sounds like baby in oven time...

>>8601500
Soda

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>"you'll give me any ingredient I want, no questions asked. Otherwise I can't give my best work."
>him: "O-ok sure"
>"Alright, this recipe calls for one fried Lucifer"

>>8601500
I'm having leftover chicken enchiladas, so that's what you're getting

Deconstructed pickle

I'd just make him a sous vide strip steak with oniony mushrooms and scalloped potatoes

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>>8601544

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>>8601544
Check'd and kek'd

>>8601500
I'll go with him, we'll sacrifice the son of heaven

>>8601500
Unlike the rest of you degenerate homo heretics, i'm a good christian lad, so I call upon the power of God to banish the lord of lies from my sight. Then I offer a prayer of thanks to Jesus, slit one of my rams throats, and go inside to eat my chicken tendies while it burns

>>8601587
Plate of cucumber and either acid or bacteria

Ready your belly we are having spam fritters.

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>>8601500
I'd whip him up the best fast food sandwich created by man. Cheap, tasty, not gross, simple, convenient. In an age filled with oversized, overpriced, and overcomplicated fast food the lowly McChicken represents the very root of why fast food should even exist. When you're hungry, in a hurry, low on cash and want something hassle free to fill the void until you can get a proper meal, there it is, the the time tested classic McChicken.

>>8603332
Pack your bags anon.