>Wake up at 4:30 AM to prep brisket >Tell family a week

I feel you OP.

That's why I don't have friends or family.

>>8589110
Nobody loves you OP. Thats why they dont respect you, your time or your cooking.

That's rough, OP. I hope it tastes good anyway, and that you don't get too down about your family being jerks.

Dude I'd rather have all the brisket than have to spend time with family.

Cheer up and enjoy

>>8589110
Lock your door, OP. Lock it, put on a movie you like, and crank it up until you can't hear them when they knock.

Fuck 'em.

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>>8589110
>he didn't season it 24 hours in advance

Put it here.

>>8589171
>Lock your door, OP
Listen here. If they arrive late, that's one thing. If nobody made an attempt to contact you, though, and they've taken your time and effort for granted, then you should show them the same disrespect they've shown you. Dinner's off.

>>8589110
Show us a pic of the food then you fucking maggot.

>>8589308
This. I'm sick of this food "cosplay" on /ck/ when you never see anything they did. Just pure bs trying to trigger gullible millennials.

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>>8589110
>that canned air in the background

>Go outside late morning/early afternoon to make barbecue ribs
>Brother and I marinated and everything to the fucking tee
>Wood chips ready, smoking away, planks soaked, a nice, low 200 F to cook on, so it should be ready for when my aunt's family and my grandparents come over
>Dad asks when the ribs will be ready
>Tell him in several hours
>Asks if there's any way to make it go faster
>I explain that cooking them on high heat will just make them tough and unpalatable so he'll need to have something else to tie himself over until dinner
>Since everything's cooking on a very low temperature, I leave the grill for a bit to get some things done
>After about 3 hours I come back to check on it
>Something isn't right
>Gas knobs turned way the fuck up from I left them, temperature more than DOUBLE what I set it to
>"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
>Dad tells me he turned the temperature up on the ribs because he was hungry
>Now they're so black and rubbery you coulda gotten those ribs at Goodyear
>Try cutting him a rib, tell him to go ahead and try eating it
>Can barely chew it
>We had to throw 3 good racks of ribs out and order Chinese

Sometimes I hate cooking for family

>>8589534
Your dad is literally subhuman garbage. Even if you were going to be a selfish prick like that, rip off a few ribs and throw them in the oven at 400

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>>8589534
i remember this pasta