You have just woken to find yourself all alone on a remote island.

>>8587778
A gun with bullets inside

>>8587778

A Portuguese man of war to bring me the sweet release of death.

Do I get pans and shit? Cause that will make a huge difference.

good thread

a game console so he could 1v1 me the filthy casual

salt. can't live without salt

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>>8587909
Salt is literally the one ingredient you won't need to ask for.

>>8587898
No traditionam utensils. Assume that you are handy enough to start a fire and use rocks/mud/wood to cook with.

>>8588609
Okay fair enough. And you say I am the only creature ON the island... how about off the island, as in fish and sea life?

>So, /ck/, what do you make?

BLEACH.

>>8587778

>in order to leave, you must construct a 3 course meal

Am I missing something? Three courses of water, the end, I leave

Nothing. Why the fuck would I want to go back to my shit life?

>>8587778
Hair gel to appease the Fieri God.

flour, probably

with a coconut

>>8587778
>you are the only creature on this island
>I'm here
>Guy is here
>I am on drugs
>I go to bed and wake up with a headache

Probs eggs. You could prepare them differently and pretend it's three courses.

>>8587778
Zyklon B so i can off that motherfucker thinking he can stand too close to me