I've never made a thread on this board so here goes. I'm

Post your feet

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>>8583626
Having a smoke outside.

Other one, what is this /ck/ version of toys or get out?

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>>8583653
Forgot pic

>>8583653
Tit, fucking auto-correct

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>>8583616
The beans are simmering.

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>>8583616
The chicken is seasoned with garlic butter under the skin, salt, paper, smoked paprika and dried rosemary and thyme.

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>>8583616
Onions and peppers because they were there. About to cover in foil and slow cook.

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>>8583616
The beans are done, cooking the bacon ready for the salad

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>>8583616
The bacon.

>>8583632

>smoking before eating

Rofl

>I'm no cook
>cooks what sounds like a decent meal

what did he mean by this?

also you have really oddly shaped feet wtf

>>8583795
>rofl

>>8583795
I was smoking a good hour ago.

>>8583802
Thanks for that anon, my phones died so i'm posting on the desktop. Will update soon.

Everyones feet are wierd thought/

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>>8583616
The salad, homemade vinaigrette. Cherry tomatoes too.

>>8583658
Grill or trap? Hard to tell.

>>8583632
how brave of you to post those ugly feet

>>8583907
Nice one. Male 5"8 manlet seze 10 with 2 kids so my penis works.

You?

>>8583910
my ugly feet are always hid by shoes, how do you hid your face in public?

>>8583616
The house smells of herby chicken, going to put the veg in soon!!!

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Foil off ready for browning

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Veg on the go.

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Asparagus ready for 2 min

I think you're doing a good job man

>>8583783
Fucking Brits and calling every part of a pig bacon.

>>8584257
i just eat it not have an emotinal bond.

Final photos on the way when my phone charges.

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The food without salad

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>>8583616
The full meal

>>8584257
That doesn't even make any sense. This is back bacon.

>>8584356
Looks fine. Good job OP.

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Me and my daughter after dinner

>>8584365
You're indoors and not 13, take your bloody hat off.

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>>8584386
Your right, my hair's in a transactional period try this.

>>8584356
Next time try this with chicken thighs, they're usually cheaper and tastier too. Also don't see the need for rosemary really.

>>8584356
good stuff OP, would eat.

dude you barely put any paprika on there...

>>8584450
Just a sprinkle, didn't want to overwhelm it.

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>>8583616
Son after too

>>8584460
it doesnt even look like enough to taste it mang

>>8584474
There were other flavours, it was evident though

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>>8583616
Anyway it was a good meal, enjoyed by the whole family.

Makes a change from fastfood threads.

Thread closed.

>>8584471
Why do people allow this to happen?
I can smell that gross, synthetic smell of baby powder, diapers, and spittle from just looking at that image.
It happens every fucking time somebody has a kid, their entire living room turns into an uncleaned mess of baby toys and awful smells

And what the fuck is that Pepsi bottle?

>>8584576
i would eat what you cooked without complaining, but i definitely wouldnt be happy about it.
next time do something else with your veg instead of boiling, thats how my grandma used to cook during ww2 and especially with broccoli/cauliflower/aspargus its probably the single worst standard cooking method.
just give it a quick sear over high heat and toss it with the salad with some minced nuts and the bacon, or just do 1 veg but do it with attention and do it well.
and dont throw veg on the chicken next time, the chicken should drip onto the vegetables, not the other way around,it also prevents good browning.
anyways, thx for oc

>>8583948
rekt

>>8585330
Cheers I'll give that a try.

>>8584580
>Why do people allow this to happen?

It's called the circle of life. You're born, have your childhood, do stupid stuff in your teens, get a job, get a woman, have kids rinse and repeat.

It's a fucking mess and I hate it but they're having fun playing.

It's a bottle of Pepsi max.

>>8584471
Red head boy.
Good for you, OP, raise him well.