making a bacon meme burger with some real american "cheese"

>>8581662
only if it's cooked indoors

That looks more like American "cheddar"

I don't like bacon on burgers desu.

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just grinding that meat mmm baby

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>>8581670
so the real question is....too much or too little?

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>>8581676
were going with this amount because its going to come out of my butthole

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>>8581687
all mixed up

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>>8581693
portion time

3 oz is the goal

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>>8581699
all covered to go chill in the fridge while we cook some "bacon"

>why are they rolled into balls?
more on that later

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if you're american just take out your bacon half sheet and throw some "bacon" on it somewhat like this

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by using meme magic the "bacon" has already been cooked

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i'm a fatass so we're saving the bacon fat

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>>8581719
time for some mayo

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instead of using canola oil I'm going to use bacon fat because I hate myself enough already.

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>>8581731
>preheated pan
>some canola oil+bacon fat in there

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>>8581738
well isn't this lovely?

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>>8581743
time to trigger everyone

enjoy

also not sure why the pictures are upside down but whatever

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>>8581747
skipped the most important step! whoops

>>8581731
>bacon fat

enjoy your broken mayo

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flipped

>>8581756
I just added a bit not enough to break it ;^)

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now toast your store bought buns because you never plan ahead.

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added the real american "cheese"

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now its time to dress

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almost done.

looks pretty shit..

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>>8581794
fin

You have nice things

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>>8581800
who am I kidding, it has to be a double

>>8581803
only in the kitchen rest of the place is a shithole

I don't know why you made me look at half of this upside down, but the burger looks pretty fucking tasty

>>8581823
thanks m8, blame apple products for that

>>8581803
his parents have nice things. 100-1 this guy lives with mommy daddy.

>>8581837
Ah ha, you do have nice things

>>8581845
living at home allows for slackers to spend their min wage money more freely thus creating the illusion that they are in fact ballers

>>8581844
i haven't lived with my parents in 9 years but whatever its the internet

>>8581860
Prove it m8

>>8581808
Looks nice OP

Would be better with some actual cheese, though. Get some extra mature cheddar up in that bitch

>>8581872
just come down to being extremely lazy