You are in America, alright, so your held at a gunpoint and forced

Wendys, Wendys, please don't shoot me, I have a hamster at home depending on me.

>>8573926
Wendy's. A chili, a baked potato, and a couple of jr cheeseburgers.

Shoot me in the face as many times as needed, thank you.

>>8573926
ALL THREE

Either. It's just fast food.

>>8573947
American spotted.

I defer to my wife's son

wendys
double baconator dressed like a regular single
frys
dr. pepper
frosty

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>>8573947
four*

Burger King, I get an original chicken sandwich combo with onion rings substituted for fries, zesty sauce to dip them in, a whopper jr, and a peach fanta

>>8573926
Never eaten at a Wendy's, and it can't be worse than the other two, so Wendy's.

Im an american, so i would just shoot him with my gun, go home, and microwave some chiggin tendies

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Pick up a Baconator and a frosty at Wendy's, two Mac Jrs at McDonald's, and a Whopperito with chicken fries at Burger King. Eat it all in one meal and make a great poo offering upon the porcelain throne.

you can't make me suck that girl's cock... go ahead and shoot me... no, no... don't. fine. i will do it. i will suck her cock... but only to save, my wife's son.

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If I had to pick tomorrow, I'd choose Burger King, for the free sex toy in their valentine's day Adults Meal.

>Eat fast food for free or get shot

gee I fucking wonder there senpai

>>8573926
I don't understand , any real American would love to eat at either of those fine establishments

>>8574034
>either

>>8574037
A traditional rule holds that either should be used only to refer to one of two items and that any is required when more than two items are involved

I'm not fond of tradition

>>8574037
either of the three is good to me

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>>8573947
this

>>8574027
>>8574034

Not choosing your establishment results in lead poisoning, I'm afraid.

>>8574037

hmmm yeah that sounds odd to me too with 3+ choices

>>8574044

yeah I'd say 'any of the three is good for me'

hooked on phoenix worked for me

>>8574048
I'm going to choose Mcdonalds then

>>8573926
>You are in America

Not in this lifetime buddy

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None because le fatty america why would I be in amerifat anyways me mum and queen would know I got shot and recognize me as a hero , they would serve the grandest feast at my funeral while everybody laughs at Americans

>>8573926
Edgy post OP.

>having to be forced to eat a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

>>8573926
Take me to BK and then shoot me please, thank you

McDonalds. Egg McMuffin and hash browns.

>>8573926

I`d love to try Wendy`s, we don`t have it in my country.

>>8573926
Wendy's then when he lowers his pistol I pull mine and shoot him. I'm American so I also have a gun. : )

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>>8573926

Order nothing and laugh at him because that's an airsoft gun (and eventually cry when when he shoots one of my eye)

>>8574123
you really do like forcing that meme don'tcha

>>8574065
obsessed

>>8573926
Large strawberry sprite from BK.

>>8574257
Are those really any good?

>>8573926
Tell her "McDonald's", get her attention as she's walking away so she faces me, then shoot her (can't shoot someone in the back even if they have a gun; hard for that to hold up in court).

Then I go to Whataburger anyway.

That depends, will the man with the gun be paying for the meal?

Memes aside, a mchicken with no mayo and medium fries with sweet and sour sauce

>>8573926
I don't get it. None of those are high cuisine or something you'd want to eat super regularly, but are they really so bad you'd only eat it at gunpoint?

Wendys

Baked potato
Chili
Daves single

>>8573968
Zozzle

>>8574290
Certainly, wtf, did you think otherwise?

>>8574293
Unlikely things happen, which will it be?

>>8574329
Large french fries with a dollar sweet tea at McDonald's, but the gunman has to let me order them freshly made and be patient while they make them.

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For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

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>>8574023
>free sex toy

>>8574325
take me to mcdonald's then. They've got shamrock shakes out again.

>>8573926

super-sized bullet

mcchicken extra mayo

Just pull the trigger because a bullet in my brain is better than garbage in my stomach

>>8573926
wait is the gunmen paying?
Either way I'll take a large hazelnut iced coffee and a spicy mcchicken

>>8574859
Sounds really dramatic, it doesn't need to be that way.

Wendy's is the best of the three by far.

>>8574875
>The Best
>Only one of the trio that hasn't made it inte Europe.

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>>8573926
Wendys. Asiago spicy chicken sandwich with fries and a large chocolate frosty.

>>8573926
Just kill me baka desu senpai

I have like $50 cash so I'm probably going to Burger King. Let's do a two whipper meal for $10 my treat. Then I guess you can rob me or kill me or say thanks for dinner, I don't really care. That whopper is tasty though, we should get one first.

>>8573926
Burger King. Asshole

>>8573943
Pouring chili over a baked potato at Wendy's is cheap and amazing

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I'd eat at all of them honestly

wendys:
classic double with cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and ketchup.
burgerking:
haven't been in a while but I thought their tendies are supposed to be good?
mcdonald's:
fries and a coke

>>8575056

Nothing amazing about the shitty ass non-crispy-skin on those potatoes.

>>8573926
laugh in his face because that's a bb gun

>>8574994
Take what you will, I only kill you if your a faggot who's vice is gluttony: ''Oh, I'll have ever three of those!'' or being fastidious ''I'll have none of those''.

If you wish to life, choose one of those three, it's on the house.

>>8573926
>I'll have a mcdouble with a side of bullet

either if them is fine desu

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>>8573926
40 chicken nuggers from BK for a total of $6.42 with tax.

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>>8574023
weak. not even real sex toys. these are literally children sex toys

>>8573926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG9YorUJw3g

>>8573926
Wendys

Wendy's for taste, McDonald's for price, Burger King for customization

>>8573926
just let me eat the bullet family

>>8573926
Gonna say Wendy's, because I've never been to one.

I have no idea what to order, as I don't know exactly what's on their menu, but I'll take some kind of basic cheeseburger, a bowl of their chili, some milk, and a pair of cookies.

I guess Wendy's because I never tried it.

>>8573990
>not shooting him and taking his wallet to go to a restaurant of choice
>also taking his gun and add to your collection
Step it up.

>>8575178
I was almost curious until I saw that's what it was. Must have gotten hold of some surplus storage and pressed some of the shit as merchandise.

I mean I wouldn't expect a full fledged substitute genital in the box but at least throw in a little egg-vibe or something!

Wendy's easily. If I'm the mood for something standard, it'll be a baconator plain, fries, small chili, and a lemonade. Chili goes on the burger and fries. If I want something a little different, Asiago Ranch chicken club, bacon & cheese baked potato, small chili. Some of the chili goes in the baked potato.

>>8573990
This, I didn't invest $20k+ into my arsenal to be forced to eat fast food.

>You are in America, alright, so your held at a gunpoint

Am American, can confirm.

>choose between eating at Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King or bullet in the head

Wendy's. I have a Frosty keytag.

>>8573926
Wendy's of course. Burger King is decent but Wendy is my slut.

Wendy's, nigga, not even a question.

Double Baconator, 6-piece spicy nuggets, large fry and a chocolate Frosty

Wendy's >>>>>>>> McDonald's>>BK

>>8573954
Spotted the poor fag

>>8573926
What kind of food does bullet in the head serve? I don't think I've heard of that place before.

>>8573926
It's not a real gun right? but anyway i'll take an amazing angus, a McChicken and a big mac, a large fries, a large coke, mayo and ketchup.

>>8575208
Why would you order milk at a fast food joint?

Wendy's > BK > McDonald's

>>8573926
death.

>>8573926
Wendy's. I'll take two Double Stacks, a large order of fries, and a Coke.

>>8573926
/k/ here, that looks like a pissant pellet gun. I draw my concealed carry Deagle brand Deagle and shoot you in the face. Then I go to Chipolte.

>>8575900
BK has the best fries

>>8573926
Burger King, unless Wendy's still has those black bean burgers.

>>8573926
Pull the trigger faggot, I'll be at the Arby's in Heaven.

But between the 3
Wendys
Dave's Double
Medium Natural Cut Fries
Large Sprite from fountain.

God help you if I find any fucking ice in my Sprite.

>>8575997
>Burger King
>black bean burgers

Spotted the vegetarian.

Wendy's double cheeseburger with a small fry and soda pls

>>8573926
mcdonalds

10 mcdoubles

>>8575895
Because I feel milk goes well with chili (as well as cookies), and I probably drink enough sugary drinks as it is.

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>>8573926
This springs to mind.

>>8573926
Wendy's

4 for 4 deal. Ez pz

>>8575178
why do these head-massage things count as sex toys? every sex shop has them, am i using it wrong?

>>8575096
Let's go to BK then senpai, I like whoppers. Tell me some cool murder stories.

>>8573926
Swift death please, no fries

>>8573926
What caliber gun is that? If someone pointed that at me I'd probably just do a 360 and walk away

>>8576944
>not doing a 1080 and brandishing a katana

>>8576944

It's an airsoft gun. A toy. It shoots a 6mm diameter plastic BB.

>>8576890
it's for stroking/petting and blindfold play.

>>8577073
Actually, the bore looks rifled, so it could be a .177 caliber or .22 caliber pellet airgun.

Still not a weapon though.

>>8574048

Eating fast food will also give you lead poisoning

>>8573972
>wendys
>double baconator
>frys
>diet coke
>medium chili

Fixed.

>>8573926
Why would I need to be forced at gunpoint?

Wendy's - Spicy Chicken Sandwich
Burger King - Whopper Jr.
McDonald's - Chicken Nuggets and fries, with BBQ sauce and honey

I don't eat fast food anymore, but it's not like it all tastes terrible. The only people who think that are just ridiculous faggots with their heads up their asses.
Unhealthy =/= Bad Taste

>>8575176
I did that a few times while drunk.
I'd eat them all at once and then puke them all back up.

>>8573926
If I'm being forced I might as well indulge in McDonalds

Never eat Burger King though, got food poising three times over my life at that fucking place

Wendys.
Baconator and a dr pepper I guess.

>>8575178
>children sex toys

>>8573926
large chocolate chip frappe with 2 shots of espresso in a large ice coffee cup, not a frappe cup please

>>8577563

You mean like that vibrating Harry Potter broom toy from several years ago?

>>8573926
Burger king.

But how this equitable to being shot in the face?

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Wendy's

>2 Junior bacon cheeseburgers
>Medium Fry
>Bottle of water

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>>8573943
>tfw long gone are the days of $1 chili and $1 baked potatoes
fucking jews

>>8573926

>your held

My what?

I've lived in America for 30 years and I've never owned a "held".

>>8577953
What do they cost now?

>>8578006
$1 plus your foreskin

>>8573926

For me, it's the McBullet that I'll take for my choice

>>8573926
I shoot the asshole first then drive my ford truck to whataburger.

>>8573926
Wendy's, easy. I'd probably get a 4 for 4 meal or maybe 3 4-piece regular chicken nuggets with a small Frosty.

>>8573926
wendys

I miss chicken fries.

>>8573926
Wendys is such an obvious fucking answer tho. Get a chicken sandwich and some chili cheese fries.

>>8573926

I'm a europoor, so Wendy's. I've never been there and I'm curious.
I also ask the gunman what he would recommend.

Wendy's, a Baconator and frosty sounds good right now.
Also, what the fuck, is that Beretta in .22?

>>8573926
Wendy's is greasy, old, expensive garbage.
Their "chili" is practically old hamburger patty soup, nothing close to real chili, and their burgers leak grease through their thin wrappers.
Gonna have to go with Burger King and order their deliciously affordable pancake breakfast.

>>8573926
Wendys
Triple Baconator
Large Fry
Large Coke

>>8573926
I choose burger King

HOWEVER

Once we get inside I make a mad dash to the play area, hopefully able to avoid my captor and eating the fast food by using the slides and whatnot to my advantage.

Wendy's
I'm not white trash, so I don't choose McDonald's
I'm not a filthy non-white, so I don't choose Burger King

Wendy's Daves double
No mayo, No ketchup.
They always lather that slime mix on there, burger comes out dripping more white stuff than that guy who gets jerked off by Lilu. Praise be unto her name.
Also fries with bbq sauce

McDonald's

I'd get a double cheese burger with fries and a sprite, plus an order of mcnuggets (depending on what deal they have would depend on the amount), a chocolate fudge sundae and a hash brown.

It's my usual McDo order when I hate myself and want to eat my feelings.