Just imagine the first madman who saw one of these drop out of

Probably saw an animal eat them and just tried it.

>>8566455
We probably ate those nack in the day, when we were still idiotic troglodytes

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http://www.livescience.com/53528-humans-contributed-to-flightless-birds-extinction.html

ayy

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>>8566483
Probably looked something like this

>>8566455
Your post is just ragging on eggs, I know, but you bring up an interesting point about the steps it took for early man, often living in a state of starvation to grab a fruit, plant or mushroom and eat it, not knowing whether he would live or die. And as often as not, probably died. You have to wonder if it didn't cull the adventurous DNA from the human herd and that's why we've ended up with a flock of sheeples.

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>>8566455
just imagine the first madman who decided to squeeze these and drink what came out

>>8566500
you might have an intolerance to eggs

that's kind of how it starts

try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up

>>8566500
or maybe it culled a bunch of retards who were too stupid to identify poisonous mushrooms and fruits. Don't worry though, all those "adventurers" are rotting in hell now. Let's just hope the flock of "sheeple" are up to the task.

You fuckin idiot.

>>8566502
Probably real brave and an asshole.

>>8566468
This. Animals will scavenge for & eat eggs, in the wild. It's not a huge stretch for a human to see it happening and realise they can do it, too.

Now, figure out how we arrived at collecting, separating & grinding grass seed and using the flour.

>>8566500
>Using the word sheeple

You're a special sort of cunt and must be a joy to be around

>>8566515
>too stupid to identify poisonous fruits, plants or mushrooms

How do you think humans realized that some things were poisonous? Do you think god bequeathed a field guide to wild plants and mushrooms to Adam and Eve, for christ's sake?

>>8566616
>sheeple describing the majority of people is stupid.

All indications are that's the best description. What's yours?

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>>8566487
We should make deviled ostrich eggs.

Just masturbatin'.

>>8566502
We drink the milk from human tits, so why not from animal tits?

>>8566455
I also thought about this before too

>hey ugg, look that thing
>what that oog?
>bird poop funny looking butt rock, not smelly poop rock
>huh weird, what do?
>me think you know what do, eat butt rock
>i dare you and will give you five rock
>HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE CAVEMAN

>>8566533
>implying the animals didn't watch and copy us instead

Eggs make sense, I always wonder this about crabs though.

>>8566741
>THE ABSOLUTE CAVEMAN
+1

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Imagine the dude who first saw this snotty little rock and decided to slurp that shit up

I like to think our progress has been due to idiots daring one another.

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Imagine the dude who first saw this and thought to make liquid gold to enslave a nation with it

>human ancestors have been eating random shit since the dawn of time
>/ck/ tries to come up with convoluted reasoning and goes full retard

>>8566533
>copied animals foraging

Nah, that doesn't work. A herd of deer routinely pluck Amanitas mushrooms, aka deathcaps, from my yard. Copy that and you'll be gone.

>>8566487
That's a big egg

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Just imagine the first madman who saw one of these and thought

>what are those bees doing?
>what are they hiding in there?
>I bet it's something delicious
>im gonna eat it

>>8566794
4u

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>/ck/ thinks humans just popped into existence and then frantically tried to find stuff to eat

>>8566828
Thats a wasp nest not a bees nest. That looks like gross bark. A bees nest looks likd delicious nectar.

>>8566849
>he's an evolutionist

Retard

>>8566708
an udder doesn't look anything like a boob

>what if we milked women instead of cows

>>8566741
kek

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>>8566741
>>HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE CAVEMAN

>>8566786

That's why sex is for, anon.

So a dude died once and then his people knew not to eat that shit.

>>8566653
plebs, proles, idiotes

>>8566959
Do wasps make honey?

Probably one cracked and started frying near a volcano then smelled good.

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>>8567258

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>>8567062
The dairy industry would have execs that formed the basis of their industry.

>>8567062
>an udder doesn't look anything like a boob

Sure it does. Udders look like single giant boobs with extra nipples hanging off.

>>8567258
No, but vulture bees make honey from rotting meat.

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Pre-historic man saw this and thougth it might be a treat.

>>8566502
We already knew what came out of those

>>8566502
>madman

you mean pervert.

>>8566455
It's like the first guy to decide to fuck a llama, you can thank that guy for the existence of syphilis in human beings.

>>8567141
Fuck me running, now that was funny.

>Og you clumsy oaf! You dropped our raw brontosaurus ribs in the fire!
>Sorry Ug.
>Fuck it, let's eat it anyway.

>>8566455
I ATE AN EGG AND I LIKED IT
THE TASTE OF ITS YELLOW WET STUFF

>>8566455
They saw animals eat eggs first. Its not that weird

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>>8566455
just imagine the first madman who ate this and figured that setting your mouth on fire would be a culinary experience

>>8566758
the absolute madman...

>>8567303
thicc

I want to know who had the idea to grind grass seeds into powder, mix it with water, and bake it on a hot stone

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>>8566741

had me a giggle there

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>rotten milk

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>I'm just going to keep mixing this milk
>wow it got really hard

>>8566700
are you in the US? knock yourself out:

https://www.floeckscountry.com/catalog/Fresh_Ostrich_Emu_and_Rhea_Eggs_for_Eating_or_Hatching-4-1.html

>>8567885
h-how hard is it.... anon-kun?

c-c-can i.... touch it?

>>8566758
>>8567573
good one, Jim

https://youtu.be/3aL9qqWRm7E?t=230

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>>8566741

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>>8567894
Tried to make a simple butter joke, and then I walked into a den of sin.

>>8566487
The weak should fear the strong

>>8567928
You have lived your whole life in a den of sin, and yet you have only realized it now.

>>8566849
There still must have been the first time that one of our ancestors ate something other than easily picked fruits. I doubt Australopithecus bothered with eggs or honey.

>>8567885
>Org, why are you splashing sea water all over our meat?
>Just try it man, I promise

>>8566500
It's a very, very silly idea that humans just one day appeared on the Earth, fully formed but without any prior knowledge or skills, and had to learn even the most basic things by trial and error.

Even dumb animals usually know what to eat and what not to eat. The only reason you don't know is that it's no longer important to your survival.

>>8566646
Christ wasn't around back then
:^)

>>8566455

That was a dinosaur, dude. Egg theft goes all the way back to the Cretaceous.

>>8566646
Yes, He literally did. Literally, for Christ's sake.

The original text was in Akkadian, of course, but there's a Latin copy in the Vatican.

>>8569321
Which all illiterates obviously got a copy of.

>>8566455
i love that people think human beings just popped into existence one day and followed every other animals' lead in how to survive. have you ever heard of lizards who fuck up bird nests and eat their eggs? yeah, we evolved from that.

>>8566455
Stealing and eating bird's eggs probably predates modern humans. Many primates including at least some of the great apes do it, so I don't think this is a conscious invention by some human.

>>8568438
all animals need salt for numerous cellular functions. i'm sure some primitive mammal had the idea of dunking whatever food it scavenged in seawater before eating it long before humans came along. think of how raccoons "wash" their food.