My GF says she wants a "big crockpot" and I have an

salsa chicken

>>8555895
what does that mean?

Buy the one in the middle

>>8555879
http://thesweethome.com/reviews/best-slow-cooker/

>>8555879

If she isn't fat yet, she will be soon. She has already shown she is lazy...

>No less than two gallons
>Double barrel
>Emulsion setting
>Orthotemp mode
Are you even trying, OP?

>>8555910
>She has already shown she is lazy...
How's that?

also she's cleaning my room right now and she's a great cook.

>>8555905
is that considered big?

>>8555917

Crock pots are for lazy people who can't be bothered with the enjoyment of cooking meals. Remember that you were warned when the day comes and you hardly recognize her. Also, why the fuck is she cleaning your room? Quit being a filthy lazy faggot who can't look after himself. You have already shown you are cheap. This is how you get cucked.

>>8555925
fuck off cuck

>>8555904
salsa chicken

>>8555916

How does this one look? Is it overkill?
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004P2NG0K/?tag=thesweethome-20&linkCode=xm2&ascsubtag=SH23

Thanks

>>8555957
Yeah just get that

>>8555925
Slow cookers are good for stuff like stews and roasts where the goal is long cooking time with lower heat.

>>8555985
i'm going to get the 4qt model because i watched that video and the 6qt is huge.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0012US88I/?tag=thesweethome-20&linkCode=xm2&ascsubtag=SH23&th=1

good or no?

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>>8555879
get one that can cook at low temperature and can fit an entire lamb leg in it

>>8555879
>crockpot
Found the flyover

>>8555997
Get an instant pot. Thank me later.

>>8555997
You mean the fucking gallon model in case you didn't know four quarts is a gallon

>>8555879
You sure that she didn't mean a "big cock in her pot"? Preferably of the darker colored vareity?

I'll bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it?

thats a big crock pot

>>8556971
for you

>>8555879
Buy a dutch oven instead.
Does everything a crockpot does, while being much more versatile.
Provided you have a regular oven to put it in, of course.

>>8555879

Make sure it says CROCK POT and not SLOW COOKER. I bought a large one... which I never used.

Buy one where the insert can go on the stovetop. Otherwise it's shit and you'll have to dirty a pan to sear/deglaze your meat. I think All-clad is the only model that can do this.

>>8557082
You feel fine leaving your oven on while you go to work all day?

>>8556579
POST IT

/ck/: crock pot or pressure cooker?

>>8559331
Not him, but I make stock in a gas stove while sleeping.

>>8555957
that one is great actually. My niece has one. It has an advantage of being able to travel very well. My crock pots mostly get used when cooking stuff to take to a party.

>>8559467
Yes.

I use the crock pot when I want to set something up in the morning and have it for dinner. I use the pressure cooker when I need to get something done quickly.

For instance, split pea soup gets assembled in the morning, and just left in a crock pot all day. no effort involved.

Beef stew I do in the pressure cooker, because I'm going to end up adding the vegetables at the end of the cook time to prevent them from becoming a soggy mess. I don't want to get home, and add the vegetables to a crock pot and have to wait another 2 hours.

>>8555925
Some of us actually have jobs, so we have to use crock pots to cook 8 hour meals, faggot

>>8559520
>use crock pots to cook 8 hour meals
The shit you cook in crock pots can be reheated very easily. Cook it while your home while cooking another meal, reheat the next day.

>>8559536
dude. Ignore the troll. He apparently has no understanding of what it takes to make tough meats edible. Most likely he's a fast food faggot posting jack threads like most of this board.

Last weekend my girlfriend called my crock pot a "baby".

It did a 7 lb. pork butt with some liquid just fine.

You don't need a tank. Women are dumb. Get a better quality one even if it is "smaller".

>>8559595
Maybe she wants to cook for people. We use them all the time for "Family" dinner. Every Tuesday night, our group of about a dozen hardcore drunks and their illegitimate children and current fuck buddies get together for a meal together. We often use 2 large crocks to accomplish it. upwards of 20 mouths on any given week. It takes us 2 griddles and every burner on the stove when we do breakfast foods for it.

>>8559613
No thanks

in a similar vain can you guys recommend a good rice cooker?

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>>8555879
>spending your precious money on the whims of a girl

>>8555957
that's the model that caught my eye in target and made me wish mine would break so i can buy it.

>>8559822
kinda jewish aren't you?
OMG DONT USE THAT GIFTCARD ON YOUR GIRL.
WHAT IF YOU NEED TO BUY GOLD ON AMAZON.

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>>8555879
I'll give your girlfriend a big cock and some pot. My treat.

>>8560983
>falling for the tricks of the vaginal jew
Yes anon, your worth as a person IS based on how much money you give to a woman.

you don't have a gf. stop making these threads

>>8561201
>anon, your worth as a person IS based on how much blah blah.
no one said anything about self worth you poor faygalor.

>>8561201
>crock pot
not like it's fucking diamonds.
OP is gonna spend $20 on a crock pot. People need stuff to make a life, faggot.
My dad bought my mom a new TV so he didn't have to watch Top Model.

Good luck being poor though.

>>8555995
And curries.

Ive made curries in the slow cooker before pretty successfully.

Anyone else got a good slow cooker thats big but slowly becoming defective? Is that a thing for slowcookers?

The timer goes off all the time on mine so you need to watch it occasionally and reset it. (So it can only be used on a day off ironically enough)

Looking in this thread in earnest interest. I need a nice big slowcooker for a big family of 5-7.
We got our last one from Costco back when it wasnt shit.