you have 30 seconds to explain why you don't use the most

>>8555385
>not a picture of the Rollie ® Eggmaster

/ck/ everybody

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>>8555385

Who says I don't?

Pic very related

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But I am.

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You mean the fish spatula?

>>8555414

>chopsticks
>can't chop
>can't slap
>not a slap chop

Fuck off

>>8555385
I do. I haven't used a fork outside of restaurants or other people's houses since I was nine. Sporks are the superior utensil in every way.

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>>8555391
Wow, anon, before this post I had no idea what delicious culinary creations I could cook with the Rollie ® Eggmaster! Just look at this treat!

>>8555442
you might have an intolerance to eggs

that's kind of how it starts

try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up

>>8555385
*holds up spork*

>>8555385
But the spork in an evil Western creation!

>>8556660
Are you the penguin of doom?

>>8556857
did my ~*rAnDoMnEsS*~ give it away? XD hehe

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Tongs are literally perfect. You can:

>Pick up food with them
>Cut food with them
>Scoop some soup into one of the tongs
>Eat with them in place of forks/knives/spoons/chopsticks
>serve food with them
>cook food in them
>pick food out of the refrigerator/cabinet with them
>clean up your kitchen mess with them

Like seriously why don't you use tongs for everything?

>>8556939
>use one tong as spoon
>other one pokes yer eye out

>>8556955
It's a sacrifice you must be willing to make in order to use The Ultimate Utensil™

>>8555385
Because I'm not in prison

>>8556939

I'm fucking convinced.

>>8556939
Proper ergonomics are absent.

>>8555414
Faggot

>>8555385
It's extremely inferior to normal forks for gathering and transporting long noodles, or anything heavy, either from dish to dish, or dish to mouth.

>>8556939
>scoop some soup into one of the tongs
Fucking lol'd. Do you guys seriously do this?

>>8555385
don't need utensil to eat burger

>>8556939
Ok Blockhead