ITT: describe you're /ck/ waifu or husbando and people guess

>fat boobies

>>8554158
Pinkie pie

>>8554159
>Never has to go out to get milk

Aww yeah.

>>8554159
Guy Fieri is awful

She loves handmade white sauces

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>female
>blonde
>traditional
>farm girl
>stronger than a stallion
>bakes and brews mainly using apples

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>female
>high social standing
>very organized but not uptight
>well read
>enjoys a good burger but retains a perfect figure
>doesn't dye her hair

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>>8554158
blonde spiked hair, cool sunglasses, dank tats, sterling silver ear rings,californian to the maxxx, a one-way ticket to flavortown

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>>8554158
>baby alligator
nigga that thing will be bigger than you before you know it

>>8554158
>nice fire shirts
>EXPLOSIVE personality
>master chef
>unrivaled in recognition
>unrivaled in cooking
>DDD
>luxurious white hair
>beautiful sports car

>>8554399
its been years and hes still a li'l qt though

>>8554158
>Two pints of vodka

>>8554158
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