>2017 >NOT DRINKING THE LITERALLY NECTAR OF THE GODS FOR

It looks like you're a tiny little boy holding a .33 milk carton

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>>8553663
>Not having the wisdom of blueberries..

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>>8553670
Not my hand friendo ;^)
Googled watermelon fruitopia and found that pic

>>8553663

Enjoy your sugar water and diabetus

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>>8553695
I fucking will

>>8553663
Thats not necter.
It's literally water, sugar & food coloring.

>>8553663
I have never seen a half gallon of frutopia in my entire life.
Diabetus.
Do you make rockstar frutopia cocktail gogo juice drinks for yourself, you sick fuck?
Kys to you sir

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>>8553704
That's literally what nectar is..

>>8553754
No its not pleb. Keep drinking your humming bird feed.

>>8553758
>>8553704
>>8553695
I don't drink juice or soda often anymore, but holy fuck, why does soda and juice trigger people on /ck/ so much?

You're all health conscious , but you're not complaining in the alcohol thread.

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>>8553754
Yes....... food coloring...... nectar.... yes.

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>>8553769
Literally the only difference.
Like that other anon said, /ck/ really gets spergy when it comes to pop and juice around here, yet no one bats an eye at liquor or wine threads..
It's weird.

Especially since juice and pop are fucking delicious drinks
Look at this fucking picture and tell me you're not thristy for it!?

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>>8553816

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>>8553663
this half gallon of frutopleb comes from the same dimension as that sinbad movie only some people have seen.

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>>8553833
I found it at Walmart for $2 yesterday mang.

>>8553839
God dammit i wish the inter-dimensional fags would get their own board.

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>>8553847
Idk that was a thing here, I'm from /fa/ and /k/

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>>8553924

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>>8554420

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>>8554424
No glorious juicebrahs?

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All the flavors besides the watermelon lemonade are bretty fucking good

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>>8554611
Watermelon seems like it'd be better than coconut, everything's better than coconut.

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>>8554642

>>8553766
>>8553816

That's because juice and pop are children's drinks while alcoholic beverages are adult drinks for adults like them.

>>8553663
They call that stuff Minute Maid in the US, and it comes in less wacky flavors.
I miss Fruitopia.

>>8553663
Guzzling down gallons of empty pointless calories because it

>t-tastes g-good

Kys

>>8553833
The fuck ever happened to that guy?

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>>8553663
Objectively the best vitamin water.

>>8553766

>beer
>0 g sugar
>hard alcohol
>0 g sugar
>actually gets you drunk and achieves it's goal efficiently and effectively

>Fake flavores and sugar with fake color
>does nothing for you, hides behind the illusion that it's healthy, but it's the exact opposite

I guess I just don't lie to myself

>>8555067
>I guess I just don't lie to myself

>believes that alcohol is healthier than flavored drinks because "muh sugar"

Hahaholy kill yourself.

>>8555115

I'm absolutely right you fucking moron. Alcohol and beer is actually healthy when in moderation. Alcohol is low calorie w/no sugar. Beer is slightly higher calorie w/no sugar. Both derived from grains mixed with water.

There is literally nothing healthy in your """""fruit""""" juice. It has extreme amounts of sugar and calories. Any basic level /fit/ fag will tell you this. Stay as far away from fruit juice if you are remotely interested in your health.

I don't lie to myself.

I've never heard of that but it looks like something that'd give you diabetes

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>>8555044
I'm from /k/anaduh
And up here we have both minute maid AND fruitopia, hence why I found it at Walmart for $2 for almost 2 liters, was pretty bitchin..

>the blueberries were wise that day..

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>>8554907
>Le tips le fedora ma'lady.
>teleports behind you and slowly laughs
>Only real men drink moldy fruit if they want to impress le women.
>Sheathes Nodachi from back..
>nuthin porsenl..kid.

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gf and i are 20 and we both drink this

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I would probably down one of these every day if not for the price tag

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>>8553663
>>8553673
>>8553676

So, wait a minute. I haven't had Fruitopia since college, and I just want to be absolutely clear here: where can you get it? U.S. (and I don't mean under the Minute Maid name)? Canada only? Where?

take icewater, add a splash of juice of your choice, then add some aspartame

=great juice drink without the sugar and acids damaging your teeth.

>>8555067
Do you exclusively drink vodka and dry wine? If not you don't have much of a leg to stand on with health arguments, alcohol is incredibly calorie dense.

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>>8556602
Well im in Manitoba, but I'm pretty damn sure it's everywhere in canaduh since I've seen it in walmarts in Saskatchewan too, I'm surprised the U.S doesn't have them in 2 litre cartons as well, they're fuckin delicious especially when they're in sale for $2 fucking dollars