>mfw ringing up an avocado as bananas
>mfw saving $4 per avocado
If Trump can cheat on his taxes, I can cheat on his stupid Mexico embargo.
>>8548993
>avocados cost 4$ in burgerland
what the fuck
>>8549016
There's a shortage.
lol i live in canada and it's winter time and they don't grow here anyway and i can still get a bag of 6 for under $4
>>8549028
Maybe where you live. No shortage where I'm at
>>8549068
>maybe
Not maybe, definitely. Do you have autism.
>>8549016
Any food that is imported in significant quantities will be heading up in price due to Trump's paranoid protectionism. You'd think the already strapped middle class that supported that buffoon would rise up against it since they'll be able to afford even less. But you'd be wrong for two reasons: They think any "damn furriner" food item is exotic and only fit for hipsters and Trump will increase corporate welfare subsidies to big agri so the price of HFCS, the staple of his supporters' diets will probably decrease in price.
>>8549028
Lol, I just bought a half dozen for like $5 last night.
>>8549028
>the other day I bought 3 avocados for $2
>>8548993
>not having an avocado tree
kys snowfaggot
>>8548993
They were $0.48 here when I went to Kroger yesterday.
>>8549316
You haven't pointed out a damn thing
>>8549661
just ignore /pol/ spilling out of /pol/
hopefully mook will ctually start treating /pol/ as a containment boart
most avocados are under-ripe and thus, absolute garbage
I miss a few years ago when they were fucking huge, cheap, and tasted like sweet, sweet plant butter
>>8549627
No shit, i live in florida but i hate when i see the ocean. You're a fucking idiot.
>>8549565
ITT
>>8548993
dishonest.
>>8549944
To you. I'm not supporting this kind of Bannonomics speculator price gouging. I'd rather be honest to my principles than to a corrupt system.
>>8549957
Not an argument.
>>8549659
Protectionism is the quintessential economic strategy of someone who doesn't know how an economy works. Literally 600 years out of date. The only people who like Trump's plan for the economy are the fat jews he's pals with and altering the system to benefit. His supporters only claim to support it because they have no fucking clue what his actual plans are.
>>8549016
In flyoverland and yuppie shithole grocers
that is fucked up man. avocados are expensive as shit around here averaging $1+ per. bananas are only $0.39/lb
I do this with saffron. I just pretend it's bulk oregano or something.
>>8549279
>Mexico will pay for the wall
>how will they pay for the wall, mr trump?
>they will reimburse us
>why would they reimburse us for our own domestic infrastructural projects?
>idk lol
admittedly it's difficult to criticize his policies because even he doesn't know what they are
>>8549016
I get 3 for $1 where I live
>>8550415
Topkek.
>>8549016
Avocados are 6 for 2 dollars here but they are all unripe af.
>>8549279
Swine flu doesn't kill you. I had it during the epidemic. Was literally like a mild case of strep
>Mom works in cold production
>she steals all the avocados she wants and brings them home
>>8550982
Babby's first election.
It'll be over soon. Shhhhhhhhhh.......
>>8551300
>>8551311
Nice digits.
>>8548993
I'm a leaf and I get 4 avocados for $3. Also, if you're too fucking poor to afford avocados, stop eating them or get off welfare you faggot.
>>8549028
>>8549016
>>8549095
>>8549244
good riddance
I fucking hate avocados, maybe a shortage will mean chefs will put less of the shit unexpectedly in the things I eat (sushi, salad, etc).
>>8551874
What's the point of being a picky eater? Autism is a learned behavior. I wonder what happened to you.
>>8552156
Probably just a Midwesterner.