There is an art to microwaving that many will never admit exists.

Cool anon

>>8548665
Amy's burritos are terrible for heating and having them remain in one piece. It isn't you, it is the burrito

>>8548674

>Gluten free
>Falls apart

It's almost as if the gluten has a purpose.

>>8548665
I saw Burrito so I figured this was my thread:

I've got everything to make my perfect burritos except sour cream, which is just unacceptable imo

I've also got all the ingredients to make BLTs which I enjoy but I don't really feel like.

I've drank 2/3rds a bottle of Devil's Cut.

Do I make the BLTs or do I go get sour cream for what I really feel like?

Drive is 600m.

>>8548698
Never mind,

I got the sour cream.

Now this shit thread can die.

>>8548687

No. Gluten was invented by the Illuminati to keep the 99% sedated and destroy our natural link with nature. Same thing with dairy, sodium and meat. Open your mind and stop drinking the kool-aid.

i hate my life

>>8548665
>remove burrito from package
>wrap in tin foil
>cook for whatever temperature and time the package tells you
>open up foil for last few minutes

>>8548775
I put the tin foli wrapped burrito in the microwave and it started trying to time travel i think!
Never again, Anon!

>>8548698
You should drive drunk and die

>>8551048
I drive drunk all the time and the only people I killed was some faggot riding his bike on the street at night

>>8551138
You've only killed one person? I've taken out an old nigger, a lady and her stroller, and some 6 year old spic. Get on my level, faggot.

>>8551144
Im only 20

>>8551144
Was it a CIA nigger?