>be me
>open bag of potato chips
>see this
>almost spontaneously combust
>life is good after all
Flats > Foldies
>>8545660
no fuckin way
>>8545657
>be me
Who the fuck would you be?
>>8546279
>Be you
>Sucks massive cock on a daily basis
>Get penis herpes
>Think about stopping
>Can't stop gobbling penises
>>8546279
He's reddit
>>8546279
>He hasn't figured out how to warp reality on a whim
Laugh derisively at him
>>8545660
No you goddamn lady.
>>8545660
Wrong.
>>8546272
It's absolutely true if the chips have a tendency to be seasoned more on one side, to maximize surface area.
>>8545657
Thought I'd bump up because I had no idea how pleasant it would be
This is why I like ms vickie's chips, they have an unusually high ratio of foldies to flats
>>8546287
>on a whim
That shit makes me smile everytime.
It's as /ck/ as gozza or macchicken.
>>8545657
I like it when salt and vinegar foldies are hiding a pocket of acid.
The tongue burn is delicious.