>when you're eating peanut m&m's and you get

so.....an m&m?

>>8542997
No it's still a peanut m&m but it's hollow inside.

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>>8543162
>a man visits a cafeteria and orders coffee without cream; the waiter replies: "Sorry, but we have run out of cream, we only have milk. Can I bring you coffee without milk?"

>>8543675
To call it a regular m&m would imply that it's completely solid throughout and has a circle shape, not an oval shape, like a peanut m&m.

>>8545031
Stop bumping old threads you penis wrinkle

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>order a burger with cheese. "sorry we are all out of corn dogs"

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>>8545118
All the fucking time

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>order water with no ice
>they give me water with completely melted ice

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>eat pudding or porridge
>that last bite had something crunchy in it

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>>8542988
When you get succ but you don't nut

>order a dark roast
>get dissed by a black man

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>drinking beer
>feel something solid
>swallow it before I can react

>>8545271
>yfw it was a fucking cigarette butt

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>eating chips
>get one with no flavorings

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>>8542988
>when you get one with a nasty, spoiled peanut inside

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>>8545384
>eating chips
>get one with double flavorings

>>8542988
luckily this never happened, as a m&m, by definition, has a nut in the middle. so a m&m without nut does and can not exist

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>>8545584
Have you ever eaten Takis? Every single one is like one of those.

>>8542988
>eat sunflower seeds
>get a bitter

Just fucking kill me.

>>8547101
The worst part is how it completely ruins the flavor of the next one's you eat.

>>8547124
It literally ruins my life.

Fuck you David, reprogram your blowers you asshole. Bigs doesn't even have this problem and you missed out on jeapordizing BACON SALT.

Fuck you David. Fuck you.

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>eating Cheez-its
>pull out a burnt one