vegan here asking a hypothetical question. what's the best

you should just save everyone some time, call the cops on yourself and describe whatever crime you are planning to carry out

>>8536934

By killing yourself so he loses your business.

>>8536934
Kill yourself and store your meat in his freezer

Sit on his knives so they get all shitty and he can't use them.

>>8536942
>>8536943
>>8536949
>>8536953
wow so edgy

>>8536934
eat his entire stock w/o paying

>>8536961
I like this one. It's very thorough.

>>8536934
I get that your beliefs conflict with theirs, but that doesn't give you the right to do this. Think of it this way- would you think it's ok for them to, say, wreck up your house because they disagree with you? No? Then why should you get to do this to them for the same reason?

Go back to the source.

If there are no farms then there can be no butchers.

>>8536967
i am not a murderer though. unlike them.

>>8536967
eating vegetables isn't literal murder
your "analogy" sucks

>>8536976
The butcher doesn't kill the animals they just chop their body parts up after the fact

sell better meat cuts.

>>8536934
shut off his freezer/refrigerator. one night of no power and he'll probably have to throw out his entire stock

>>8536979
vegs kill forests full of biodiversity to make them into fields, sucka. No the animals don't magically teleport, they die. It's just a different blood.

>>8536942
This.

>>8536983
This, if you really have an issue with people killing animals for meat (which is fair) then butchers aren't the right ones to target. Sabotage an abattoir or something or even better do some political work that will actually make a difference. Butchers are only making their livelihood with dead meat just like most people eat it daily.

>>8536934
You should probably just kill yourself.

You know who else was vegetarian? HITLER.

People are going to continue to eat meat. Get over it.
A local butcher will also buy local livestock most of the time that is humanely raised, so you should support them.

You want to ruin someone's life because you don't eat meat. okay.

Butcher your vegan friends and then say meat made you do it because MEAT IS MURDER

>>8537260
>A local butcher will also buy local livestock most of the time that is humanely raised
well that's just not true.

>>8537260
Humanely raised and then butchered for some fat slob's appetite. How humane!

>>8536934
shoot up the place while shouting "allahu ackbar!" make sure to also wear a turban.

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>literally everything was invented by someone who eats meat

Vegfags are the biggest hypocrite cucks ever.

>>8536956
What the fuck kid. How is suggesting "calling the cops on yourself" edgy ?

>>8537260
>hoodrats will always kill each other, just pat them on the head and keep stuffing your fat ass with cheeseburgers!

I sometimes wonder how people like you function, then catch myself and laugh because you probably don't

>>8537283
In my experience, it is.
>>8537488
That's not even a valid comparison. There will always be meat eaters. Accept it and fight the plausible enemy that is the industrialization of the meat industry.

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im a vegan because meat doesnt taste that good,,, and its bad for you and veggies are healthier

not because some political statement of having a world where a animal is never harmed

that is fucking crazy

>>8537509
same, although I still eat meat a few times a month

>>8536934
Meat is not murder, murder is when one human kills anotehr human being, we only hold responsibilities to each other and to God, we hold dominion over the animals.

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>>8537509
False, meat is delicious. If it doesn't have meat, it's a snack. Furthermore im outraged that anyone would say something so disgusting as meat doesnt taste that good, I hate you and you are a perfect reason of why vegans are abhorrent people.

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>>8537535
sorry bro you would have to pay me to eat this

meat is really boring and when you understand how bad it is for you then it doesnt really interest you at all anymore

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>>8537540
>meat is bad for you
I really do hate vegans, your propaganda machine is tiring.

>>8536934
Buy all his stock.

>>8537250
This.
Same with Trump, he's a teetotalor. EXTREMISM IS ALWAYS BAD, IN ANY FORM.
Vegans are right up there. PETA does more horribly despicable things than any other animal rights group.

>>8537561
I honestly don't see what's so extreme about putting lettuce on my hamburger

How do you people shit

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>>8537551
its not bad for you but its not good...

it doesnt benefit the body in any way, people eat it because they enjoy it not because its beneficial. with vegetables you have scientific studies that prove they prevent disease and cancer and help you in many ways

so as long as you get an adequate amount of calories and protein as a vegan then theres no sense in eating meat if you dont love it and absolutely need it

Best results can be achieved with a suitcase nuke.

>>8537551
>le fugg vegans they are propagandists, meat is good xDDDD

Try not to SEETHE too much with your propaganda

>>8537535
Vegans are subhuman. They do not deserve to survive

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>>8537576
>but its not good
>benefit the body in any way

>with vegetables you have scientific studies that prove they prevent disease and cancer and help you in many ways

This is some next level trolling.

I'm primarily a vegetarian, but I'm certainly not a vegetarian. My digestive tract is fucked from years of drinking straight whiskey and pretty much eating nothing. Meat is extremely hard to digest for me. I can handle about 3oz of chicken or 10oz of fish in a day, but that's it. Also no dairy products. I can eat as many eggs as I want tho, at least I have that much. I don't really miss meat very much, but I never really cared much for food anyway. It has never been anything other than something I need to put in my body so I don't die. Even now when I'm not a raging drunk, I still go two or three days at a time when I don't eat. I feel like I ate, but then I check the kitchen and there isn't any dishes dirty, so I get something to eat. It sucks, but whatever. I suppose I should be glad my vices are alcohol, drugs, and tobacco instead of food...

>>8536934
open a major supermarket chain in the area

You'd know this if your brain could actually work to its full potential, but as a vegan I guess you have some issues.

>>8536934
Go around telling everyone "meat is murder." They'll listen eventually, and his business will dry up.

DOWN WITH THE VEGAN AGENDA
DOWN WITH THE VEGAN AGENDA
DOWN WITH THE VEGAN AGENDA
DOWN WITH THE VEGAN AGENDA
DOWN WITH THE VEGAN AGENDA

>>8537647
You do realize that the vegan agenda is already pretty down, right? No one listens to them and their views have no legal influence anywhere so far as I am aware.

>>8536934
Try this plan I made back when I wanted to kill my neighboor : simply find a way to unplug refrigerators at night for several nights (most likely by finding a way to turn the butchery electricity off), this should quickly lead to a sanitary incident.

>>8536934
Hypothetically, huh? File frivolous lawsuits against the business, report health code violations (and hope something sticks), stage protests, organize legal boycotts. Any of these things may be construed as a crime by law enforcement agencies, and may land you in prison. You could also threaten, terrorize, or harm the owner, employees, and customers of the business. You could tamper with the food supply chain. These would most definitely be considered a crime, and possibly domestic terrorism. Should you succeed in sabotaging the business in any case, a local supermarket will fill the void and even more and more unethical farming practices will prevail, having a net negative effect on your goal. In other words, hypothetically you cannot do it without causing greater human and animal suffering.

by shutting up and ignoring it stop trying to force everyone to be vegan some of us like meat

>>8537610
>le fug le vegans ron swanson upboat + 1 :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Neck yourself

>>8537693
stop trying to push your beliefs on everyone and let them eat how they like

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Alright, listen up fag. This requires a tact, decisive mind under pressure. If you want to sabotage the meat merchant, you have to do everything I say to a fucking "t".

Buy the following supplies to wear:
>Surgery gloves, non-powdered
>A hairnet
>Stocking
>Sweatpants / sweatshirt
>A new pair of crocks

Bring the following supplies packed in a gym bag:
>A good camera with a night lense
>Spray paint
>A lot of enema bags filled with whatever liquid you want

I want you to pick a night that's not on a weekend. The middle of the week works best.

>Don gear I had you buy as you normally would, save for the stocking. Put that shit over your face and on top of the hairnet
>Wait until about 1 am before breaking into the store
>It would be preferrable if you got in through an unlocked window or some shit, but if you gotta bust something open make sure it's the back door
>Cover every camera with spray paint
>It is time
>Remember all those enemas you were supposed to bring?
>Yep
>2 per load should be good. Empty them into your asshole and hold them in good
>Get some pepper from the back to induce sneezing
>Make sure the camera is focused on you
>Sneeze and explode shit everwhere
>You'll hear a loud 'pop', don't worry, that's your asshole
>Liquid ass juices all over his counters and floor
>But why stop there?
>Take three and go in the deep freezer
>Take one and burst on the slicers
>See that scale?
>You can shit in it
>Go crazy. Cops can't trace your fecal matter my man
>Scream something like "EAT AT JOES" or something good for the papers
>Leave enema bags and whatever you're too lazy to pick up
>Do take the camera. That's important
>Wait a week or two
>Make a new Facebook account and using a proxy upload your masterpiece on the butcher's page
>Watch as he becomes ruined
>He will forever be known as the man who "sold shit meat"

>>8537701
Did I violate your NAP, wittle babby?

I'll fucking demolish you

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>>8536934
Put your hands in the meat grinder. Trust me he will have to throw away all of the meat that he produced that day. Imagine how many animals you will save!

>>8537712
you can eat how you like and I'll eat how i like

>>8537716
No. Not anymore.

>>8537718
yes as always

>>8537720
no

>>8537722
yes

>>8537729
you got me there

>>8536934
Why are vegans such horrible people?

>>8537535
when you lose a gallbladder the amount of meat you can eat without feeling like shit because it will take 2 day to digest all that fat is really low
so eventually you became more vegetarian than meat eater

>>8537662
>why is my milk warm?
>oh well no one is gas lighting me or trying to kill me

one of the worst plans I've ever heard, don't tell people about it it's embarrassing

Make friends with who ever delivers his meat.
Get something on the delivery guy that you can use to black mail him with.
Kill yourself and have the delivery guy deliver you so the butcher gets charged with dealing in human meat.

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>>8536934
strap on some explosives, run into his shop and scream "meat is murder!" before killing yourself and everyone in the shop with you

Tip off the health department to let them know there's a serious health code violation, and then grind yourself up into sausage meat in his store so he gets done and we never have to suffer you making a thread ever again you odious little twerp.

>>8537540
Yeah you'd have to pay me to eat that too. Maybe the problem is you grew up with shitty food. I was vegetarian all through highschool because I was shipped off to boarding school where we'd get Hiroshima Chicken five days a week and it was fucking disgusting.

[spoiler]We called it that because there was only bones, gristle and shadows by the time they spooned it out of the tub for us [/spoiler]

>>8536979
You better go out and sabotage every carnivorous animal then muchacho. They literally murder all of their food.

>>8537576
>calories and protein
don't forget minerals. make sure you don't skimp on those leafy greens.

>>8537702
>tact
tact is not an adjective

fuck off OP that's my job

>>8536934
But his enrire stock of meat and make a very large pot of chili. Put it in front of his shop, climb in and yell at everyone who walks by about why your views are superior.

>>8536979
It is, you're depriving tons of of small creatures their food, not to mention all of the pesticides you NEED to use to get those veggies in the first place.

The meat industry is a dirty business, but veggies aren't better off, at all.

>>8537712
>I'll fucking demolish you
HAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

What's the best way to sabotage vegans?

>>8539282
>he doesn't realize this entire thread is bait

your a dumb motherfucker

>>8536934
By voting with your wallet, don't buy his products.

>>8539302
feed unsalted beef or chicken broth to vegetables.

>>8539356
vegetables already grow on top of dissolved animal corpses all the time, so that wouldn't accomplish anything new

>>8539361
>b-but muh poor animals who were farmed and killed to feed muh plants

>>8536934
Find a way to cut it's wings with dead white mice at a 1 to 50 ratio, preferably today.

One is bound to slip through the cracks today as the workers will be busy as fuck selling wings on Superbowl eve and won't be paying attention.

If someone finds a rodent in their meat, it's lawsuit city.

This being said, don't fucking do this to a small business. Destroy a Walmart meat section or something.

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>>8537693
Yes, fuck vegans you boring pedantic fucking piece of shit. Im enjoying life, Im not placing retarded restrictions on my diet thinking im something special for it because peta said so, Kill yourself you fucking woman.

Ron is perfect to tell little babby vegan girl like you.

>>8536934
So peta.com and peta1.com were already taken?

>>8536934
Signing Morrissey songs outside his shop

>>8537551
Sure thing vegan false flagged

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>>8539554
>this harming man

>>8536934

Just don't shop at his store...

>>8536934
1) ingest cyanide
2) wait
3) ??? (you'll have to find out)

Someday I'm going to post a thread asking how to go about genociding all consumers of animal products with a meat is murder pic and people are going to respond seriously.

>>8540028
no, because by that time artificial meat will be cheap and abundant, and the PETAcucks won't have an argument anymore.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? How can you think it's right to "sabatoge" someones livelihood because you don't like something they do?

>>8540210
not really a good student of history are you?

crack a book once in a while, you might just learn something...

if you can read, that is

What the fuck is this "Meat is Murder" shit? Why the fuck do you care about animals at all? What fucking right for they have to live? The human race has dominated them due to our superior intellect. They're essentially slaves. We go hard on earth motherfucker. Kill or be killed. And why do you have to be so fucking "Healthy" all the time? I mean, if it'll make you happier, do it. but it doesn't make every one happier. Stop pushing shit on people, especially if they don't want it.

>>8536934
by selling better quality meat at lower prices

>>8536967
eating meat isnt a belief and selling meat s just a job

>>8536976
you are a nazi tho and that means its ok to punch you

>>8536934

Hitler was a vegetarian. Truly they are the worst excuses for humans.

>>8540345
>Truly they are the worst excuses for humans.
Implying Hitler was a bad excuse for a human.
Hitler was a god among men, cuck

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>tfw fourteen-eighty-eight ethical veganaryanmasterrace toobeeonnest

>All these murderous vegans trying to defend killing defenseless plants
I sustain myself on the Sun's nurturing light. Get on my level.

>>8540353
>Hitler was a god among men

How'd that work out for him?

Ohh yeah, cowards way out in a siege bunker. Right.

>>8540381
heaven needed another angle

>>8540391
No one gets into heaven by committing the mortal sin of suicide.

>>8536934

>vegan here

Why did you even feel the need to include that? What is it with you retarded faggots? Why do you have to announce that you are a faggot every chance you get?

Also an hero please.

>>8540353
>Respecting the man who destroyed nationalism forever and caused Israel to be created
You're the real cuck here

>>8540449
>Hitler created Israel

Germany obliterated everyone in WW1 without a single shot fired on their land and offered a peace agreement but the zionists went to the British parliament and pushed them into not surrendering because they wanted Palestine. Once the Brits got control over Palestine they declared it Jewish fucking central.

If you're going to blame anyone for Israel, blame the Brits.

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>there are vegan/animal rights/environmentalist groups as well as the Klu Klux Klan which (has become entirely irrelevant for all of its originally stated intents and purposes once upon a time, and) has murdered nobody in any official capacity whatsoever in several decades, and Neo-Nazis that are similarly obsolete and seen by almost everybody other than those who're in said groups themselves as a joke, that are all officially recognised by the American government and some others, too, to be terroristic organisations, yet groups like Antifa, B.L.M., N.B.P.P., Uhuru, and any other assortment of often actual (by legal definitions) domestic terrorist organisations such as black, female, hispanic/latino/whateverthefucktheycallthemselves, islamist/muslim/muhhammadan, LGBTQRSTUVWXYZED supremacist/extremist groups (nevermind Communist, Stalinist, Lennonist, Maoist, and other similar 'ist' fringe groups) who're not given the same status as domestic/international terrorist groups that the "eco-terrorists" are.
I recall when the angry nigger riots started earlier this decade, and there were identified rioters/looters whose faces could be seen on video, and yet they were never prosecuted for blatantly breaking the law while leaving damning evidence, and somehow some single veganfaggot somewhere around Canada gets tossed into a maximum security prison and gets the book thrown at them for having released a few dozen mink from a fur farm or something.

The lesson is that those in high places couldn't care less about the safety/welfare of the peasants beneath them insofar as them looking the other way isn't in some way ultimately an impediment to themselves, and should you even ever so slightly fuck up some megacorporation's profits, you're getting legalistically raped for it, whereas assaulting bystanders and other innocents in the name of social justice is permissable.

>>8536934
You cum on every piece of meat.

>>8540540
kek let me guess you didn't green text right because your a white supremacist
you sound like some sad whiney little mgtow or mra loser whose mad that dolandrumpf hasn't gassed le jooz gays trans African-Americans womyn and other minorities
KYS pathetic keyboard warrior

>>8540146
I'll do it next month. People on this board legitimately cannot stop themselves from eating troll shit, look at this guy 2 posts after me. >>8540210

>>8540629
I hope you have a child, force a vegan diet upon them, have them die of malnutrition, and go to prison for the rest of your life you fucking jagoff

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>>8540890
Man I did figure I was talking to dumb people, I'm here saying I'm going to make a ridiculous fucking thread just to show how easily baited all of you are by spazzing out at some painfully obvious vegan bait thread and you think I'm not some cheeseburger eating fuck?

>>8541080
neck yourself

>>8536934
Buy all his stuff and set it free, that'll teach him.

>>8536934
I'll fucking kill you faggot, and hint hint you won't be hard to get rid of in a butcher shop.

>>8537290
Either that or live in the wild dying of disease or bears, I know which one I'd pick

>>8541233
Keep validating trolls, y'know, most of the "vegans" you spend your days trying to insult?
They're laughing at you too.

>>8538254
Malnutrition combined with the brain defects that led them to become vegan in the first place.

>>8537481

He's a retard just ignore him.

>>8536934
Buy out his stock every day so he can't do business for anyone else in town any more, that'll show him

>>8536934
>rent wood chipper
>get small step ladder
>park wood chipper in front of butcher shop front door about 30 minutes before butcher arrives in morning
>start wood chipper with it facing the front door, within a few feet
>climb step ladder
>toss yourself in to wood chipper
>scatter your worthless sack of shit self across their front door and stoop

This will teach them.

That vegans are less than human.

>>8536976
please read the definition of 'murder'
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1WZPD_enUS492US492&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#safe=off&q=define+murder
cause the butcher isn't one either

>>8536934
Video tape yourself slaying animals like a salvage animal.
Give the tape to local media saying it was recorded at the butcher.

That's what PETA does, it's rather effective.

>>8542594
Secretly* recorded

>>8538298
My father had his gallbladder removed and he's perfectly fine with eating meat. I think you're full of it.

Eat his meat raw until you get sick and tell everyone where you bought it from

>>8536934
Open up a Tescos next to them and watch them go out of buisness

>>8536934
Request they stock tofurkey.

Ask /pol/ their better at that stuff

>>8536934
a good way would be to kill yourself inside his butcher shop you fucking fag

>>8539302
Make plant free vegetarian foods.

Like, colour a sausage green and say it's a plant free cucumber.
Use bacon grease and call it vegetable free.

Remark loudly how it tastes just like a real [vegetable].

>>8539302
they're doing it well enough on their own

try taking a big, stringy green rabbit shit in front of their door and then come back in a few minutes to eat it because of your malnourishment

you dick sucking fuckface.

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>>8537509

>>8536934
Fuck you Morrissey your music sucks dick I hope you're the next one to die