Things you can say about food that you can't say about your

The residual bile from poor cleaning gives it a real barnyardy flavor.

It's too fatty.

I took it out of the freezer to thaw.

It's overcooked, send it back.

"it looks moist and tender"

>>8534453
"tastes like river rocks"
t. Andrew Zimmerman

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>>8534480
23 points to anon!

Things your favorite celebrity chef would say about your sex life

>>8534500
>ywn eat penis in a back alley with Andrew Zimmern.
Why live?

>>8534453
I like it.

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It's really lean.

>>8534520
"You forgot to put it on the plate"

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>>8534520
>You are after all, the Kiefer Sutherland of the using one hand...

>>8534520
>IT"S RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

"The knife glides through the flesh of the breasts like it would glide through warm butter"

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>>8534697

>>8534697
Perfect

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>>8534453
Sure glad this food is here

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>>8534520
It's so big and joocy.

When one food pairs well with another you can and you should eat both at once.


I just want to fuck my gf's sisters and friends come on.

>>8535373
Anal or vaginal?

>>8534492
This roast beef is delicious

>>8535381
Vaginal

>>8535402
Kek what a faggot

>>8534453
it smells fishy