Does anyone else hate slippery sandwiches as much as I do? Goddamnit

Don't order slop food

>>8533766
Then glue it together before you eat it

>>8533766
Don't take it out of the wrapper then

>>8533766

Nothing's actually preventing you from eating a sandwich with a knife and fork.

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>>8533766
I do, that's why I eat Hot Pockets brand sandwiches. The tender flaky crust, melty cheese, and convenient handy crisper allow me to enjoy the deliciousness of slippery sandwiches with the pragmatism of a normal sandwich in all less than two minutes.

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>>8533766

A messy sandwhich always tastes better.

Only fag and bread puritans will disagree.

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>>8536156
I can feel the grease on my fingers looking at it.

>reduced fat mozarella

It just gets better.

>>8536161
I'm afraid to bit into sandwiches with the toothpick still in because I might overshoot it and angle the sandwich so that I bite down and send the point through the bottom of my gums or that soft spot beneath your tongue, then reflexively shut my mouth and push the top of the toothpick forward with my teeth, gashing the bottom of my mouth.

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The fillings in that burger would be better served in a pita or tortilla, just learn to use the type of bread that best suits the ingredients of the sandwich.

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wear a bib then and bring a bunch of napkins

shits fun that way

its not my fault u eat at ur golden coffee table at the trump tower

>>8536965
Or better yet, don't be a fat fuck and overfill your sandwich. Most types of bread will do the job as long as you stick to that rule.

>>8533766
I'm mostly okay with it so long as it's the kind of thing where I can use my hands to block spillage
>>8536970
>Wanting a high bread:filling ratio

Use a knife and fork, you savage

>>8538665
The ratio works both ways you know, too much bread or filling can ruin a sandwich. That's kind of the point of ratios, to express a balance between values.

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>>8533766
dig in OP

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>>8538914

>>8538925
>"""""sandwich"""""

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>>8533766
Try this.